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 Apr 28 2009, 06:31 PM
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QUOTE(illriginal @ Apr 28 2009, 12:50 AM)   Awesome, another old joke! |
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Apr 28 2009, 07:18 PM
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i won't get the swine flu until pigs fly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT? GET IT? GET IT? |
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Apr 28 2009, 07:32 PM
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ROFLMAO
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Apr 28 2009, 07:34 PM
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aw man, i thought i was being original until i searched google. regardless, i don't think any of the articles but the two TOGETHER, so i'll still claim ownership of my joke.
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Apr 28 2009, 07:37 PM
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nvm, i searched twitter...
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Apr 28 2009, 07:43 PM
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Apr 28 2009, 07:51 PM
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superior swine flu humor
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Apr 28 2009, 08:09 PM
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Hannelore
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Apr 28 2009, 10:01 PM
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It's so weird I was watching this interview of a family who has caught the swine flu and they said it's no different from a normal flu. So I'm not scared and I pray when I get on the bus to go to class tomorrow no one sneezes and sh-t all over me. My friends mom was like punch them in the face if they do. haha. but yeah, eat soup. drink gingy ale, and nyquil if it's no different supposedly?
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Apr 29 2009, 07:58 AM
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QUOTE(iGio @ Apr 28 2009, 11:01 PM) It's so weird I was watching this interview of a family who has caught the swine flu and they said it's no different from a normal flu. So I'm not scared and I pray when I get on the bus to go to class tomorrow no one sneezes and sh-t all over me. My friends mom was like punch them in the face if they do. haha. but yeah, eat soup. drink gingy ale, and nyquil if it's no different supposedly? I actually watched TV last night. Is it just me, or is this whole swine flu thing exaggerated? The media makes every new issue seem like its going to lead our society into an immediate apocalyptic doom. That's cool, I guess, I mean, if you're into that sort of thing. 
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Apr 29 2009, 10:40 AM
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I don't really watch the news on TV that much, aside from NBA / NFL related news. Swine Flu is hugely exaggerated. Just a couple of dirty mexicans having sex with pigs.
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Apr 29 2009, 12:06 PM
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^Lawlz.
And sad, first confirmed Swine Flu death in the US today, a 23 month baby :(. While it is obviously exaggerated and what not in the media, it is still heartbreaking that a bb died. Not to mention the 150+ in Mexico. |
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Apr 29 2009, 12:35 PM
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QUOTE(WarMachine @ Apr 29 2009, 08:58 AM) I actually watched TV last night. Is it just me, or is this whole swine flu thing exaggerated? The media makes every new issue seem like its going to lead our society into an immediate apocalyptic doom. That's cool, I guess, I mean, if you're into that sort of thing. I agree with you. We just gotta keep our Immune systems strong I guess. 
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Apr 29 2009, 12:53 PM
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SARS, avian flu, swine flu. it's all government population control. ;)
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Apr 29 2009, 01:28 PM
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Said my brother:
11:09:22 AM Bryan: 1 / 300,000,000 US citizens have already died from swine flu.. 11:09:26 AM Bryan: there's no stopping it, there never was. |
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Apr 29 2009, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenjx @ Apr 28 2009, 07:51 PM) superior swine flu humor QUOTE(kryogenix @ Apr 29 2009, 10:40 AM) I don't really watch the news on TV that much, aside from NBA / NFL related news. Swine Flu is hugely exaggerated. Just a couple of dirty mexicans having sex with pigs. 
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Apr 29 2009, 08:43 PM
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lol just got email from university about mild cases of swine flu at cu's teacher's college & nyc.
sorta surprised it took this long. |
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Apr 29 2009, 08:49 PM
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ROFLMAO They've made this swine flu into a level 5 state of emergency. HOLY SHIT, IT IS A FACT, THAT THE WHITE HOUSE IS LITERALLY FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF STUPID MOTHERf*ckERS.
Please, someone just nuke the white house. (no terrorism) |
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Apr 29 2009, 08:54 PM
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QUOTE(illriginal @ Apr 29 2009, 08:49 PM) ROFLMAO They've made this swine flu into a level 5 state of emergency. HOLY SHIT, IT IS A FACT, THAT THE WHITE HOUSE IS LITERALLY FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF STUPID MOTHERf*ckERS. Please, someone just nuke the white house. (no terrorism) the world health organization raised the level to 5, not the white house. |
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Apr 29 2009, 08:56 PM
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Haha did you know the WHO is really a eugenics organization. I learned that anything that has to do with "Health" or "Cure" organizations, really is just the opposite.
QUOTE(fixtatik @ Apr 29 2009, 10:53 AM) SARS, avian flu, swine flu. it's all government population control. ;) ^ this |
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Apr 29 2009, 09:16 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 29 2009, 09:54 PM) the world health organization raised the level to 5, not the white house. -.- Who do you think controls/owns and primarily funds the W.H.O. (lol)? |
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Apr 29 2009, 09:22 PM
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It's funded by the Rockefeller Foundation. and we all know rockefeller was a eugenicist.
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Apr 29 2009, 09:24 PM
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Speaking of Eugenics, did you know the U.S. strongly supported Hitler's Eugenic engineers, it was tied in with IBM too (not just for technologies in transferring data / voice)? In fact, before Hitler reigned, the U.S. was doing exactly that...
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Apr 29 2009, 09:26 PM
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I knew that. After WWII, and Hitler's regime, the U.S hired alot of Hitler's scientists and engineers to work for them. Most of them resided in California. Yes, to my surprise, California has an immense history of Eugenics. =\
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Apr 29 2009, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE(Tung @ Apr 29 2009, 10:26 PM) I knew that. After WWII, and Hitler's regime, the U.S hired alot of Hitler's scientists and engineers to work for them. Most of them resided in California. Yes, to my surprise, California has an immense history of Eugenics. =\ And Arnold's father was a Nazi 
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