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post Jan 4 2009, 12:05 PM
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QUOTE(babyfacexo @ Jan 4 2009, 07:24 PM) *
Don't you hate it when a cop comes by and ruins the fun?

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post Jan 4 2009, 12:40 PM
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We were in his car, and I was giving him a handjob. He couldn't really do anything me because yeaa. You fill in the blank. And, then we ended up making out. And, a cop pulled up. LAME.
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 06:49 PM
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QUOTE(babyfacexo @ Jan 4 2009, 01:40 PM) *
We were in his car, and I was giving him a handjob. He couldn't really do anything me because yeaa. You fill in the blank. And, then we ended up making out. And, a cop pulled up. LAME.

Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Like a cop car

Doing buck in the latest drop
I got stopped by a lady cop


Doing the nasty in the latest drop
You got stopped by a cop
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 08:26 PM
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QUOTE(babyfacexo @ Jan 4 2009, 12:40 PM) *
We were in his car, and I was giving him a handjob. He couldn't really do anything me because yeaa. You fill in the blank. And, then we ended up making out. And, a cop pulled up. LAME.


haha

one time my cousin left my house to have sex with one of my best friends on the street in front of my house (in a car) and my next door neightbor who is an obnoxious prick called the cops on them. I have to admit it was funny as hell seeing the cops bust them but it sucked for them having to explain to my parents why the cops were out front haha
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:00 PM
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^^
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Damn if you're going to do that, at least be somewhere a bit more discreet, hahaha
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:09 PM
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QUOTE(hi-C @ Dec 30 2008, 12:06 PM) *
Eh. Swallowing isn't that bad. It's not like swallowing a pill since, you know, semen isn't solid.

And don't be scurred. It's like... eating a popsicle (not a lollipop, f*ck what Lil Wayne said).

Hmmm Interesting Carrie!!!

QUOTE(Rachel @ Dec 30 2008, 02:21 PM) *
Hahah girrrrl there ain't nothing to be afraid of. Giving head is easy and a great way to get your boy to shut the hell up tongue.gif . Like Carrie said, it's more like a popsicle but the lollipop idea does come into play. You suck/take it down length wise ala popsicle but use the licking/sucking of the lollipop in there as well. Boys like when you get a lil wild with it. Personally I find it easier to swallow because it's less messy/minimal clean up, but hell no I don't do that pornstar facial shit.

Spoken like a champ...

I can't believe I missed this topic...I have stories for days...but they are kind of old haha! I can't wait till the inauguration though...Open crib for a week..house gonna be smelling like pussy and liquor!!!

Oh yeah...what is cunnilingus?
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:18 PM
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Carrie and Rachel, you're awesome. :D

Uh, I'mmmmmmm just going to stay away from this topic.
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:19 PM
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Cunnilingus = eatin' pussy.
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:19 PM
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Lol I have an interesting story about one of my first times smutting a chick out at the tender age of 13....
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:19 PM
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QUOTE(hi-C @ Jan 4 2009, 09:19 PM) *
Cunnilingus = eatin' pussy.

Oh in that case I thoroughly enjoy that!
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:20 PM
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wtf, 13? laugh.gif

Story, now.
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:20 PM
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QUOTE(hi-C @ Jan 4 2009, 08:19 PM) *
Cunnilingus = eatin' pussy.

Cunning linguist.

(yes, old joke)

(also, lame joke)
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:27 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 4 2009, 09:09 PM) *
Oh yeah...what is cunnilingus?

Wikipedia is your friend.
Eating a girl out.
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:35 PM
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How old are you guys? :P I feel so inexperienced.. damn
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE(hi-C @ Jan 4 2009, 09:20 PM) *
wtf, 13? laugh.gif

Story, now.

Ok so I used to live in a tow family house above my moms best friend and her kids. Well her daughter was 15 years old and we used to play together. So one day as we all do we start to get a lil touchy feely with each other and we start to kiss. Now for a while, that is all that we would do...sneak somewhere and kiss each other. After a while, the kissing kind of got boring, and being a young black teenage whipper snapper, I wanted to experience what my friends and I would watch in the porn movies. So one day as we were making out, I proceed to take her tit out and suck on it. At first I was like...hmmm this is interesting but then I was like why isn't this happening like it does in the porn movies...why isn't she like all moving around and shit. So of course I thought I was doing it wrong and so after I sucked her tits I decided that I had lost my mojo and we didn't do anything for a few days.

I will never forget our next sexual encounter with each other. One day both of our houses were empty. She comes upstairs to borrow something but I don't remember what it was. So I am like sure...and we get into a little small talk and what not. Now in my house, there was a little storage room in the hallway, but they had turned that into a bedroom. So we both go to sit in the bedroom and we start talking about how we would make out and shit like that. Next thing I know, we start going at it. I finger her and start sucking on her tits and I am thinking in my head like now this is the reaction that I was going for. This girl is going crazy. The moaning the heavy breathing the electricity was just amazing between us. The next thing I know she gets up and pulls me off the bed. Fellas you know what happened next...

SHE GAVE THE KID HIS FIRST BUFFING!!!!!

Yo when this girl gave me head I was like damn this is why the guys were all so excited in the pornos. She wasn't a pro at giving head, but she did the job and she did it well. At this point I am thinking I gotta go all the way with this shit. So she goes downstairs and takes some condoms from her brothers room and we go at it. I didn't want to come off as some type of rookie, because I thought she would laugh at me...but those hours of watching porn movies did pay off.

After our first sexual experience many more followed. We wound up f*cking in many places...the basement, the back hallway which had no blinds over the windows..my room, my kitchen. Through time, I smutted this girl out. At first she wasn't really into sucking dick, but after a few times, I had her swallowing my kids. This girl gave head so good, she actually made my toes curl and to this day, she has given me the best head that I have ever had.

When I think about her, three sexual experiences come to mind. During the summer of 03, it was my last summer living there as I was going off to military school, and when I came back, we had moved to a different area. That summer, we f*cked every day....multiple times. One time we had no condoms, so I wound up trying to use some plastic baggie thing but the friction from the sex actually broke it. The best time I had sex with her was in public. The blackout of 03...the one that hit the whole eastern U.S....we actually had sex on my porch. It was so amazing, because we were f*cking while people were coming by but nobody could see us because there were no lights. I actually think about calling this girl up from time to time lol...
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:41 PM
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Shit, I'd be too freaked out to do it on the front porch..
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:41 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 4 2009, 08:35 PM) *
but after a few times, I had her swallowing my kids.

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I just had this visual of my friend trying to be seductive... hey baby, wanna swallow my kids?
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:42 PM
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Yo I rem one time she goes yo let my sister touch your dick I was like wtf....she was like come on please and then when her sister turned her head she did the dick in mouth motion I whipped that shit out quickfast. Damn I could have boned her this summer too but she turned into a fatty....
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:46 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 4 2009, 09:35 PM) *
SHE GAVE THE KID HIS FIRST BUFFING!!!!!
LOL! I've never heard that slang before XD.gif
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:48 PM
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Haha my boy taught me that one. Omg I remember when I ate pussy for the first time last year and the girl smacked me after I was finished haha!
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:51 PM
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Damn, that was quite the story with that girl. XD.gif Wow...
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:52 PM
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QUOTE(stephinika @ Jan 4 2009, 09:51 PM) *
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Damn, that was quite the story with that girl. XD.gif Wow...

Yeah lol it was kind of my progression with her when it came to sex. I think that I learned a lot from having sex with her though. I don't care what anybody says...porn can teach you a lot.
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:54 PM
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haha yeah...damn.


This thread is making me sad now because it's going to be awhile... lol! =p
 
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post Jan 4 2009, 09:55 PM
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Awww...why is that?
 
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I'm single as of the past 2-ish weeks. =p
 

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