Createblog Sexcapades, Cho Sukebe, desho? |
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 Dec 30 2008, 05:51 PM
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 Amberific.  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772  |
QUOTE(Tung @ Dec 30 2008, 05:48 PM)  you seem like a pro at dis. guys actually let you give them head? Ask your father. ..... .............. how much did you pay dem?  |
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Dec 30 2008, 05:53 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
I showed my dad a picture of you, and he replied in Vietnamese that translated into "Why are you showing me a picture of a black dude"
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Dec 30 2008, 06:06 PM
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ouch.
my sperm looks beautiful, like a fluid cloud flowing |
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Dec 30 2008, 06:08 PM
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^^
LOL. Oh my. |
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Dec 30 2008, 06:09 PM
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This topic is beyong interesting..
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Dec 30 2008, 06:16 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(cakedout @ Dec 30 2008, 03:06 PM) ouch. my sperm looks beautiful, like a fluid cloud flowing nikkgga i bet u swallow yo own cum...  
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Dec 30 2008, 06:18 PM
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Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
QUOTE(Tung @ Dec 30 2008, 05:53 PM) I showed my dad a picture of you, and he replied in Vietnamese that translated into "Why are you showing me a picture of a black dude" Funny you should mention that; at first glance I mistook you for a man, too. |
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Dec 30 2008, 06:38 PM
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Aliza: Watch some porn and familiarize yourself with it before you get down to business.
Steph: Yes, I enjoy performing cunnilingus. I would turn you out. True story. Tung: Stop being such a pretentious prick. No one stepped to you with bullshit so chill the f*ck out. |
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Dec 30 2008, 06:41 PM
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QUOTE(WarMachine @ Dec 30 2008, 06:38 PM) Aliza: Watch some porn and familiarize yourself with it before you get down to business. I've already watched porn. |
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Dec 30 2008, 06:50 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
the f*ck nikka. is that u brandon? when u changed usernames? btw, i just watch hitman two nights ago O___O. it was awesome
babyface: check your cb profile. ;D btw, what kind of porn u be watching. also i think sometimes watching porn just leads to dissapointment when its time for the real sex. your expectations are higher than reality. why because porn doesn't = reality. |
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Dec 30 2008, 06:53 PM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(Tung @ Dec 31 2008, 02:50 AM) the f*ck nikka. is that u brandon? when u changed usernames? btw, i just watch hitman two nights ago O___O. it was awesome I've been obsessed with Hitman since I played Agent 47 on PC. I know, I know; lame. QUOTE babyface: check your cb profile. ;D btw, what kind of porn u be watching. also i think sometimes watching porn just leads to dissapointment when its time for the real sex. your expectations are higher than reality. why because porn doesn't = reality. Shiiiiiit, you can always make a porn of your own. |
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Dec 30 2008, 06:54 PM
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QUOTE(Tung @ Dec 30 2008, 06:50 PM) babyface: check your cb profile. ;D btw, what kind of porn u be watching. also i think sometimes watching porn just leads to dissapointment when its time for the real sex. your expectations are higher than reality. why because porn doesn't = reality. Haha. I saw that earlier todayy. xP |
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Dec 30 2008, 07:03 PM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
It's been a minute since I've shared a recent story. This topic is turning into Health Class.
Would anyone believe me if I said that there are good looking women here in Iraq? And no, I don't mean the locals. When I'm actually on base, the main FOB (forward operating base) that I'm stationed on has about 14,000 personnel on it. The civilian contractors outnumber the service members. Crazy, right? The combat element is dying down and this place seems... normal (on base, mind you). Me and my girlfriend were driving along the outskirts of the base and she expressed how wet she was. It didn't help that I'm playing all kinds of freaky ass music and I'm making suggestive comments. So we pulled over, out in the open, as the sun was setting and went at it. She mounted me in the front seat of a pick-up truck as we could hear shots being fired right on the other side of the wall (that we were 20 feet away from). A Ugandan ECP (entry control point) guard even managed to drive by and notice what was going on, but by the time we noticed, we were to heavy into it to even care. |
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Dec 30 2008, 07:05 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
^ wow. even if you somehow got fired at and died, you would have died while having sex. greatest shit you can ever do while dieing.
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Dec 30 2008, 07:54 PM
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Damn Brandon...that's hot, haha. And I have to agree with Tung.
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Dec 30 2008, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE(Tung @ Dec 30 2008, 03:16 PM) nikkgga i bet u swallow yo own cum... damn you be on my ass on every topic, f*g lol |
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Dec 30 2008, 10:03 PM
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 Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
QUOTE(WarMachine @ Dec 30 2008, 08:03 PM) It's been a minute since I've shared a recent story. This topic is turning into Health Class. Would anyone believe me if I said that there are good looking women here in Iraq? And no, I don't mean the locals. When I'm actually on base, the main FOB (forward operating base) that I'm stationed on has about 14,000 personnel on it. The civilian contractors outnumber the service members. Crazy, right? The combat element is dying down and this place seems... normal (on base, mind you). Me and my girlfriend were driving along the outskirts of the base and she expressed how wet she was. It didn't help that I'm playing all kinds of freaky ass music and I'm making suggestive comments. So we pulled over, out in the open, as the sun was setting and went at it. She mounted me in the front seat of a pick-up truck as we could hear shots being fired right on the other side of the wall (that we were 20 feet away from). A Ugandan ECP (entry control point) guard even managed to drive by and notice what was going on, but by the time we noticed, we were to heavy into it to even care. Typical traits of a black male. Have to bust no matter what the circumstances are around him. I swear if I ever get caught by a girl's parents Imma keep going until I get that sensual seduction. But na, I would never do that, unless I know for certain her parents is outta of time like last time, its too risky for me. I prefer cars, I feel less likely to get caught. |
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Dec 31 2008, 12:39 AM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(BanDaSnowman @ Dec 30 2008, 08:03 PM) Typical traits of a black male. Have to bust no matter what the circumstances are around him. I swear if I ever get caught by a girl's parents Imma keep going until I get that sensual seduction. But na, I would never do that, unless I know for certain her parents is outta of time like last time, its too risky for me. I prefer cars, I feel less likely to get caught. But KC, it's more exciting if you think you'll get caught. It has happened to me a few times actually haha, I guess I am loud. QUOTE(WarMachine @ Dec 30 2008, 01:48 PM) Doggystyle. Now. Your ass will get slapped, and your hair will get pulled. Satisfaction guaranteed. I, personally, don't come easily. It takes a fellatio veteran to get me off. Then again, "emptying the tank" has become a daily ritual for me no matter how active my sex life is. And if I do feel as though I'm nearing a sexual eruption, I give fair warning so there isn't any confusion on their end as to how they want to handle the situation. I, for one, am a cunnilingus man.  A) How did you guess my favorite position?! And that I like it rough? B) According to a few sources, I am quite the fellatio pro so perhaps we'll just have to see whose best. C) WHEN DO YOU COME BACK SO WE CAN YAAA KNOWWW  PS TUNG, you need to STFU. Seriously, you can be funny at times but this was completely unnecessary and unprovoked. You just look like a fool. |
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Dec 31 2008, 11:42 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 89 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 537,273 |
QUOTE(WarMachine @ Dec 30 2008, 06:53 PM) Shiiiiiit, you can always make a porn of your own. Hahaha. That's what I plan on doing for my nineteenth birthday... Make a porno. Hahaha. |
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Dec 31 2008, 11:45 AM
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i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(babyfacexo @ Dec 31 2008, 09:42 AM) Hahaha. That's what I plan on doing for my nineteenth birthday... Make a porno. Hahaha. You sound like a keeper!
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Dec 31 2008, 11:52 AM
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QUOTE(Rachel @ Dec 31 2008, 11:45 AM) You sound like a keeper!Haha, thanks! 
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Dec 31 2008, 10:36 PM
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Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
QUOTE(Rachel @ Dec 31 2008, 01:39 AM) But KC, it's more exciting if you think you'll get caught. It has happened to me a few times actually haha, I guess I am loud. A) How did you guess my favorite position?! And that I like it rough? B) According to a few sources, I am quite the fellatio pro so perhaps we'll just have to see whose best. C) WHEN DO YOU COME BACK SO WE CAN YAAA KNOWWW PS TUNG, you need to STFU. Seriously, you can be funny at times but this was completely unnecessary and unprovoked. You just look like a fool. You're more daring than I'll ever be. I just don't want to ruin my image as the choir boy with the halo on his head. 
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Jan 1 2009, 05:52 AM
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QUOTE(IamLegend @ Jan 1 2009, 06:36 AM) You're more daring than I'll ever be. I just don't want to ruin my image as the choir boy with the halo on his head. f*ckouttahere!!! 
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Jan 2 2009, 02:05 AM
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Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
QUOTE(WarMachine @ Jan 1 2009, 06:52 AM) f*ckouttahere!!! *exits gracefully* |
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Jan 4 2009, 11:24 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 89 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 537,273 |
Don't you hate it when a cop comes by and ruins the fun?
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