Createblog Sexcapades, Cho Sukebe, desho? |
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 Jan 20 2008, 08:53 PM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 20 2008, 07:51 PM)  size matters. She speaks the truth. |
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Jan 20 2008, 08:59 PM
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I'm quite ok with the above statement.
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Jan 20 2008, 09:14 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Of course it does, but hey to some girls it doesn't. I haven't gotten any complaints other than that I hurt a few girls.
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Jan 20 2008, 09:19 PM
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^haha, yup.
Oh, and this should go without saying.... I'd have some good times with Trish given the opportunity. |
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Jan 20 2008, 09:54 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
That's all you bro!
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Jan 20 2008, 10:41 PM
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 Yup thats my girlfriend. Group: Banned Posts: 665 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,693 |
QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 20 2008, 09:51 PM) size matters. Baby ya making it Harder Better Faster Stronger. |
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Jan 20 2008, 10:42 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(HoodNigga @ Jan 20 2008, 10:41 PM) Baby ya making it Harder Better Faster Stronger. Our work is never over. f**k that, size does matter. If you aint swinging pipe, take your short ass home. |
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Jan 20 2008, 10:44 PM
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Yup thats my girlfriend. Group: Banned Posts: 665 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,693 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 20 2008, 11:42 PM) Our work is never over. f**k that, size does matter. If you aint swinging pipe, take your short ass home.   Yall Don't act like he Never told ya |
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Jan 20 2008, 10:53 PM
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findin sandy: do you think you'll ever get sick of porn
findin sandy: hi KCdaSnowman: it has all the free stuff grapemilktea: hi grapemilktea: lmao KCdaSnowman: lol sandy KCdaSnowman: after i bust a nut findin sandy: LOL KCdaSnowman: i feel so digusted KCdaSnowman: like KCdaSnowman: what have i done findin sandy: think of the kittens findin sandy: lol are you serious KCdaSnowman: lol yeah KCdaSnowman: i think about not looking at it KCdaSnowman: but then i do it again lol does every guy feel this way |
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Jan 20 2008, 11:34 PM
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Jan 21 2008, 01:31 AM
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^ sakljfal;;gjak i can't stop laughing.
QUOTE I like a girl to keep her heels on. i've done that actually, before i gave my bf a little dance. i was going to take them off, but he had already pounced on me D: |
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Jan 22 2008, 07:12 AM
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Sex is overrated.
I'm just kidding. |
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Jan 22 2008, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE(banhbao @ Jan 22 2008, 05:26 PM) ^ word. You did catch the spoiler at the bottom, right? BUMP. |
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Nov 26 2008, 06:15 AM
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I had this obsession with exhibitionism at one point. I was down to get down in public places.
Oy, what a phase. I'm bringing sexy (threads) back. 
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Nov 26 2008, 10:10 AM
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My "where did babies come from" talk consisted of "we found you in a garbage can and brought you home!"
 So yeah, wasn't very exposed to sex until high school and was so monitored that it could never come up. In college, I've had a few chances, but I guess I've always sort of chickened out or avoided going any further than making out at a club/party/etc. I guess that means...
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Nov 26 2008, 12:32 PM
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Oh god... on my first date with my boyfriend(?) he took me out to SOB's because he's Haitian and they were playing Haitian music that night, but I had gotten kinda tipsy before that (long story there) and then I proceeded to drink a few at SOBs in pretty quick succession. So me not being in my right mind (Oh god, this is epic), we took a cab to my dorm (where lots of inappropriate making out took place) went back to my dorm but he didn't have proper ID so we had to go back to his mom's place on the Upper West Side (he lives in the Bronx but stays with his mom a lot because he's too lazy to buy furniture,wtf) to get it where he left it then went back downtown to my dorm where he finally got signed in. Then I had to go to the bathroom, but somehow I fell against the toilet and broke the f*cking tank and had water spraying everywhere.
Then we had sex on one of my roomate's beds. |
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Nov 26 2008, 12:50 PM
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QUOTE(heartquasm @ Nov 26 2008, 09:10 AM) My "where did babies come from" talk consisted of "we found you in a garbage can and brought you home!" So yeah, wasn't very exposed to sex until high school and was so monitored that it could never come up. In college, I've had a few chances, but I guess I've always sort of chickened out or avoided going any further than making out at a club/party/etc. I guess that means... Good sex can put you in the best of moods. Great sex is breathtaking. Don't worry, you'll eventually get around to getting yours. QUOTE Oh god... on my first date with my boyfriend(?) he took me out to SOB's because he's Haitian and they were playing Haitian music that night, but I had gotten kinda tipsy before that (long story there) and then I proceeded to drink a few at SOBs in pretty quick succession. So me not being in my right mind (Oh god, this is epic), we took a cab to my dorm (where lots of inappropriate making out took place) went back to my dorm but he didn't have proper ID so we had to go back to his mom's place on the Upper West Side (he lives in the Bronx but stays with his mom a lot because he's too lazy to buy furniture,wtf) to get it where he left it then went back downtown to my dorm where he finally got signed in. Then I had to go to the bathroom, but somehow I fell against the toilet and broke the f*cking tank and had water spraying everywhere. Then we had sex on one of my roomate's beds. That doesn't even sound fun. In fact, that sounds just downright awkward. Do you even remember if it was worth all the madness? |
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Nov 26 2008, 12:55 PM
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Hell, it gives me a story to tell.
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Nov 26 2008, 01:04 PM
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This is why I love you three...No Homo.
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Nov 26 2008, 01:12 PM
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QUOTE(hi-C @ Nov 26 2008, 11:55 AM) Hell, it gives me a story to tell. You know that old saying, "he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar?" One night, when I was back in Oki, my ex-girlfriend, her two best friends, and myself decided to drive from one end of the island, to the other so we can stay in a oceanside cottage. The girls wanted to go surfing, but I was just down for the ride. Normally, I'd be all about racing the winding roads of the coastal, mountain passes, but my car was getting serviced, so I was riding in the backseat with my ex. We left on a Thursday night so we could enjoy three straight days in a one-room, 2.5 bathroom, cottage. On the way up there, Ami was horny. We were always pretty affectionate, but she started doing the little things that go a long way. She nibbled my earlobe, ran her fingers gently down my chest, kissed my neck, etc. Naturally, I'm going to 'wake up.' We're in the backseat of this tiny Japanese kei-car with no privacy, on a 1 hour drive, trying to control our urges. I got to the point where I said, 'f-ck it,' and the intense making out ensued. Before I realized it, I'm going to town with my fingers. Losing track of time, we had pulled up to the cottage, and Asami (ex's best friend), turned on the light of the car. Ami freaked, but by that time, it was too late and I'm knuckles deep. I didn't know what to do, so I laughed and licked my fingers. 
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Nov 26 2008, 01:26 PM
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QUOTE(fameONE @ Nov 26 2008, 01:12 PM) You know that old saying, "he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar?" One night, when I was back in Oki, my ex-girlfriend, her two best friends, and myself decided to drive from one end of the island, to the other so we can stay in a oceanside cottage. The girls wanted to go surfing, but I was just down for the ride. Normally, I'd be all about racing the winding roads of the coastal, mountain passes, but my car was getting serviced, so I was riding in the backseat with my ex. We left on a Thursday night so we could enjoy three straight days in a one-room, 2.5 bathroom, cottage. On the way up there, Ami was horny. We were always pretty affectionate, but she started doing the little things that go a long way. She nibbled my earlobe, ran her fingers gently down my chest, kissed my neck, etc. Naturally, I'm going to 'wake up.' We're in the backseat of this tiny Japanese kei-car with no privacy, on a 1 hour drive, trying to control our urges. I got to the point where I said, 'f-ck it,' and the intense making out ensued. Before I realized it, I'm going to town with my fingers. Losing track of time, we had pulled up to the cottage, and Asami (ex's best friend), turned on the light of the car. Ami freaked, but by that time, it was too late and I'm knuckles deep. I didn't know what to do, so I laughed and licked my fingers. YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOY!!!! |
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Nov 26 2008, 02:07 PM
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QUOTE(fameONE @ Nov 26 2008, 01:12 PM) You know that old saying, "he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar?" it will never, ever hold the same meaning for me again. 
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Nov 26 2008, 02:37 PM
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^hahaha
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Nov 26 2008, 03:01 PM
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QUOTE(fameONE @ Nov 26 2008, 01:12 PM) You know that old saying, "he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar?" Nice.
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Nov 26 2008, 07:58 PM
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Haha oh wow Brandon.
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