So, I quite possibly went to the shittiest dance ever last night.

We got there maybe 15 minutes after the dance started, and the whole dance floor consisted of girls. Ugly girls. Girls I wasn't even interested in introducing myself to. Girls that even lesbians would turn straight for. Girls that had buckteeth, frizzy hair, Birkenstocks and BACKPACKS.

So we sit it out for a bit until there were some more Y chromosomes present. When there were, the dance was as rowdy as an elementary school dance. Everything stood around in a little circle with their own friends and basically jumped up and down like retards. I had more fun at my f**king 8th grade mixer.

Random guys would try to join our circle of girls, but it was an EPIC FAIL. This one guy in a bear costume just stood next to us and basically planted his feet on the floor, moved his upper torso up and down and kept pawing his hands at the air. No expression on his face. Freaked me out considerably because the bear costume reminded me of the weird fellatio scene with the guys in costumes in The Shining.

What I realized at that dance is that, it's not nerdy Asian guys that put me off, rather, it's nerdy white guys that TOTALLY put me off. You know. The guys with shaggy hair, beards, vintage t-shirts and glasses and can't dance to save their lives. Something about them makes them ooze this awkwardness that is such a turn-off.

Not that nerdy Asian guys are off the hook. One of them, while dancing with my friend, took her by the wrist and started moving her arm up and down, like a f**king marionette/puppet. WHAT THE f**k ARE YOU DOING? Are you re-enacting Bye Bye Bye by N*Sync?

But what I thought was a lame, tame dance turned into something very creepy indeed. Some guy tried to hike up my shirt while dancing, but he kept trying to pull at my shorts, thinking that it was my shirt, presumably. Okay, so, if you're going to be a pervert, AT LEAST DO IT CORRECTLY. Lots of other groping happened, to me and my other friends. I said to myself many times:

"Stop it, don't touch me there, this is my personal square. R-A-P-E, Get your hands off of me!"

f**kin' perverts.

Last but not least, we had probably the worst DJ in existence. Hunched over his Mac laptop, he constantly would apologize with, "SORRY GUYS I SUCK!" Halfway through Disturbia (which was played at 3x the speed, so Rihanna sounded like a f**king chipmunk), the music would stop. We threw beer cans at him until he played the music again. What a f**king joke.

That was another essay, sorry.

Share your experiences at a bad party/dance.

^ I got kicked out of a party on Thursday night because I didn't bring my ID. But, before you berate me, the organizers never specified an age limit, nor did they ask us to bring ID. So there goes $10 down the drain. Not to mention my dignity.

LOL band camp dances. No explanation necessary.


Yeah the guy with the bear costume pretty much looked like that, minus the scary mask.

Isn't that the definition of a lesbian


Yeah, I've always heard that the business kids always throw better parties. They work hard so they play harder.


Well, every year NYU has this dumbass beach themed dance called "Beach Ball," how clever! I went my freshman year (because it was a freshman event) and I went my junior year. The first time wasn't nearly as lame as the second time.

LOL that's the definition of a very unkempt lesbian, I would say. Dunno about you, but if I was a lesbian, I'd go for the hot girls. Maybe I don't understand their mentality?

Business Frosh = f**king insane. I'm not going to another Arts event again.

Hey, you go to UBC.

Yessir.

Is this a UBC party? If so, I am never visiting my friend in Canada.

It's a UBC Arts Frosh afterparty, and there won't be any more of those, so feel free to visit Canada. Perhaps drop by a Commerce party instead. ;)

Lol, alrite wait, why did the guy dress like a bear again?

that's not true! i go to an all-women's college and there are some really hot lesbians here.

I would be like Ellen and get me a Portia de Rossi.











































Portia's so pretty =( It's not fair.

LOL that's actually really funny because when I was reading this topic last night I was trying to think of the last time I went to any sort of party.. The only thing I could think of was band camp dances this summer.

Come on, only you would have "Glockenspiel" in your signature. True band geek over here. XD

Carrie - WORD.



There were no Portias at the dance. Hell, I would've settled for Ellen because at least she would liven the HELL out of a party.

That sucks .. and it's not the nerdy asian guys .. it's the white guys who can't dance, lol .. i've seen lots of them . I've never seen an asian guy attempting to dance .

I specially like when they play reggeaton at school events, and the white guys struggle to keep up with the girls "boootay" .. and the move their arms side to side like they are a Tae-bo video .. hilarious .

Worst party i've been to .. hmm, the one where the Dj got shot before the party, and then we had no Dj or radio, since he was brining it ... it was funny, but I went all out for that party .

What...?

^ lol, yeah . it's a dangerous place where I live ... but not really, people just pretend to be gangster until someone comes and shoots up the place, and then things cool down ..

i was mad as hell .. i wanted to get my groovy moovy on, lols