I'd cut out their organs and put them in little jars and keep those hidden in my house. Then I'd pull out all their bones and put it somewhere else for some other time.. And I'd roll their body up since they don't have anymore bones. I'd try to compact it as much as possible and put it in a cardboard box, tape it up, and send it to Miley Cyrus, anonymously.

^wow. looks like you've taken a while to think about that. lmfao

Eww, someone bumped this old gross, topic.

I thought masters of their art never shared their secrets.

I hate that little bitch.

I'm glad someone else wants to cause her some kind of misery. I couldn't count the number of times I've had to watch the 3-d concert she just did....

Shoving them in one of these.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8qWFhDvURLg

damn thats a really good idea. u could sort of collect the minced meat and then just drain it down the sewer or something.

gives new meaning to the term "mince meat"

I'd definitely accidentally push them into a fireplace and shut the glass to it and watch them burn. Then I'd feed it to an ash-eating animal, then burn their poopy.

Shit. The noise at the end scared me. It came out louder than the rest of the video x_o;

liquid nitrogen is completely genius.

death by hot air balloon. accident of course.

tehehe.

O_O

Well there's the adding of powdered glass on doughnuts, making people think it's just an innocent cinnamon doughnut. Apparently you die instantly.


The disturbing part? Our science teacher tells us these things.

Force feed peach pits. They contain a cyanide compound.

Oh oh I just thought of what I think is the best way to kill someone if you are slightly rich and patient enough. Ok first get a winter time share at a local mountain. Then try to become "friends" with the person you want to kill then invite them and another friend(who is ether VERY loyal to you or hates that same person equally as mush as you) to spent time with you at the lodge you have a time share for. Then find a really good sharp and strong icicle this will be your "weapon". Then go for a hike or ski with the victim and your friend. Then push the victim over and gag them and kick them till they become unconscious. After that stab them in the heart with the icicle and leave it there because it will melt and then your "weapon" will be gone. Then bury the body in the snow and leave. Then your friend can be a witness to an alibi of your choosing of what you where "doing" up there. So in the end you got rid of the "weapon" and you have a witness to keep you considered a non suspect. If and/or when they do find the body.

Who me or just every one in general?

thanks to everyone who contributed to this topic

i have disposed off the body

thx again for all the wonderful ideas

dont blame me if any ghosts come knocking at ur door

Not to kill them is the best way I would say.

I have a 5 grand minimum for each job, and depending on the particulars, the price is subject to change. Hire me, and I become the bringer of death.

shoot em, and feed em to the gators

Limestone quarry + granulated body parts = no evidence

i would inject air in between their toes. it would look like they had a heart attack.

^^what happens when there's an air bubble in the blood
i saw that in a movie or show, i was watching it with my little cousin, and she said "she is gonna inject air into the blood" i was like wtf... how does she know what could happen

A small bubble in your vein is not harmful. Now if you send a large bubble of air back to your heart, you create an air embolism. Air takes up space and in an enclosed area, like a blood vessel it can get lodged and can prevent blood getting past it. Even then it may not kill you, but it could cause an infarct (lack of blood/O2 supply causing cellular death)

I'm a big fan of body disposal. As long as the murder itself isn't too messy, and it was done in a way where you have a decent window of time to clean up and transport the corpse, there is so much you can do to cover your tracks postmortem.

i dont get it?