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 Jun 20 2008, 08:18 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593  |
Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
Dad: You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it. An hour later.... Dad: Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls? Pinocchio: Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore. |
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Jun 20 2008, 08:20 PM
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 isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
>_> moved to humor
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Jun 20 2008, 08:26 PM
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 What Up, Whats Hapening Group: Member Posts: 360 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 554,698 |
lmfao
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Jun 20 2008, 09:04 PM
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Jul 10 2008, 02:47 PM
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 the name's mario Group: Official Member Posts: 1,270 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 656,520 |
lmao |
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Jul 12 2008, 12:28 AM
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Jul 12 2008, 12:29 AM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
lol XD
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Jul 12 2008, 01:09 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 207 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 559,093 |
i dont get it :(
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Jul 12 2008, 11:18 PM
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Jul 12 2008, 11:35 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 238 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,827 |
QUOTE(whoahitznikki @ Jul 12 2008, 02:09 AM)  i dont get it :( basically wooden boy is jackin off with sand paper |
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Jul 23 2008, 11:33 AM
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 x_pinaystyle_x Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 366,326 |
hahahahhha!!!! niiiice
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Jul 27 2008, 05:30 PM
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rofl x'D !
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Aug 28 2008, 12:51 AM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
eh...
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Sep 7 2008, 02:55 PM
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 mercenary on call Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,606 |
ha the sad thing is, if he does it too much he'll lose it.
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