Self-Suck, Can you give yourself a blowjob? |
 Mar 28 2008, 08:39 PM
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i cant self suck but i wish i could
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Apr 4 2008, 08:06 PM
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 [Insert something Witty Here] Group: Member Posts: 363 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 598,828 |
Yes I can :).
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Apr 4 2008, 08:09 PM
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Wtf. I can't even bend over enough to lick it with my tongue, let alone self suck myself. If I had a penis, that is.
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Apr 12 2008, 12:01 PM
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QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 29 2008, 02:58 AM)  that's a marylin manson myth. gotta keep in mind about the spinal cord as well. Oh em gee, I remember that myth. |
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Apr 12 2008, 08:24 PM
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if you really wanna know, you should read this book:
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May 5 2008, 10:57 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
^I own this atrocity
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May 6 2008, 02:29 PM
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My older cousin can or at least he says
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May 27 2008, 07:45 PM
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L M F A O!
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May 30 2008, 12:07 AM
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i wonder how many ppl actually bent down to try...
if i was a boy, and i COULD reach, i dont think i even would...it seems wrong. |
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May 30 2008, 07:04 PM
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QUOTE(treylonden @ May 6 2008, 02:29 PM) My older cousin can or at least he says ....uhhh  |
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Jun 3 2008, 09:50 PM
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 fad3d Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 483,080 |
lol, its not right in the first place. This is where the girlfriend comes in guys or ladies who look at this.
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Jun 18 2008, 03:19 PM
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Some guys can most can't.
Most would like to and most have tried. If you are lucky you can find exercises for this and accomplish your goal. It also has to do with body composisition. |
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Jul 1 2008, 12:52 AM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
I heard that Marilyn Manson can.
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Jul 10 2008, 02:26 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
....oh, so that's what a penis tastes like...
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Jul 10 2008, 08:06 PM
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 Killed by the weakness, but forced to return. Group: Member Posts: 123 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 666,374 |
Wow. That is so f**king sick. So die.
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Jul 10 2008, 08:10 PM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Mar 29 2008, 02:52 AM) You can if you remove part of your lower rib cage. JayKay. i actually heard that some guy did that so he could suck himself |
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Jul 10 2008, 08:27 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Tomates @ Jul 10 2008, 08:10 PM) i actually heard that some guy did that so he could suck himself It's an old Marilyn Manson myth. Unconfirmed. |
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Jul 10 2008, 08:28 PM
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Killed by the weakness, but forced to return. Group: Member Posts: 123 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 666,374 |
gag. That is all.
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Jul 11 2008, 12:20 AM
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poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
QUOTE(XTC @ Jul 10 2008, 09:27 PM) It's an old Marilyn Manson myth. Unconfirmed. oh. Well still i dont get why someone would want to self suck. |
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Aug 29 2008, 04:48 PM
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Who needs self-suck when you can just get a vacuum cleaner.
 K I D D I N G . |
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Aug 29 2008, 05:17 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
^HA.
I remember that from the first Scary Movie. |
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Aug 29 2008, 06:14 PM
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QUOTE(Hedonism @ Aug 29 2008, 02:17 PM) ^HA. I remember that from the first Scary Movie. What scene was it?  I forgot, haha |
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Sep 1 2008, 06:57 PM
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i can
but its f**kin weird so i dont lol it doesn't require much flexibility for me ;] hahah jk 
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Sep 1 2008, 07:19 PM
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poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
the main question is WHY would you want to suck your own dick.
Atleast pay a prostitute or something. Thats better than having to do it yourself. Not to mention if you were caught in the action that would look really bad. |
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Sep 1 2008, 07:27 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
QUOTE(ninjaBeenly @ Aug 29 2008, 07:14 PM) What scene was it? I forgot, haha Haha. I think it was Cindy was sleeping over, and you overheard the mom yelling at Doofy to stop putting his penis in the vacuum cleaner. And he comes in with a boner. |
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Sep 1 2008, 08:28 PM
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wow, you must be a very lonly person to do that
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