recent online polls have shown that people these days are more knowledgable in the art of killing due to the increase in crime dramas such as CSI MIAMI etc. etc.

if u killed a person how would you dump the body and make sure no one found out.


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alright alright ill get straight to the point i killed a dude by accident

anyone know how i can get rid of the body quick, is sulphuric acid a good option, any other options?

what kind of question is this?! i have never thought about this, tbh. lol

Are you kidding me?

nope, but if I killed someone I would wear steal someone else's clothes and wear a hat and everything so my hair doesn't get out, then I would cut the body up in little pieces and ship them to random places around the world and get them buried.

hehe, it probably wouldn't work, but I think it would be an adrenaline rush at the very least.


You know

I'd probably burn them and then dump their ashes in the ocean.

Then their ashes could travel the world.

dont they scan items before shipping, if that was the case then you would get caught get in the scanner cos the body parts would show up. yes burning the body till it becomes ashes is a good option but i am sure that the fire you light up would be visible for miles how are u gonna explain the huge amount of smoke and the reason for lighting the fire

i'd burn their body and cremate them. no one would find the body.
though there would be that problem of the burning the body w/out anyone wondering what that smell is. would there be a smell?

Oh you must live in a city, here where I live you can have bon fires in your yard. So I'd get away with it.

And its not like the pieces of body would actually be like fingers and toes and stuff, it would like like grinded up.

I bet I could make a tasty burger out of some human. XD

what do you mean grinded up?

you know when you get a food processor and just grind away.

Man you guys are pretty sick. xD


LOL

oh i know. since we have luau's here all the time (hawaii) i can just make like i'm roasting a pig all day. but its not its a human. then you can make that tasty burger out of human flesh for yourself. it'd be slowly roasted for ya.

are u nuts??? how the hell are u planning to do something like that ??

a human body is not like the meat u get in the butcher shop. if u want to grind the meat and make it like mince meat u would have to seperate the bone and the meat - that would take more than 48 hours, the body becomes really cold and hard once its dead.

cremation is the option that seems feasible, though its really hard to just light a fire and chuck a body on it. its not like having a couple of sausages for barbeque.

Nah I could do it. I'd burn the legs and arms but all the guts and stuff I would take out in the hand fulls and grind it up and feed it to the birds.

er well probably the stray dogs and cats.


I think it'd be cool to cut off a girls boobs. I mean once she was dead of course.

thats really hard and i think the whole process would be really messy.

how about just dipping the body in sulphuric acid and then leaving it like that for 48 hours, though if i remember u have to get rid of the teeth cos the sulphuric doesnt get rid of the teeth

HOLLY, YOU ARE FREAKING SICK.


anyways ...
if that's the case, i should make bunch of pies made out of humans ... then throw them away. no one will think it's made out of human since it looks too much like your goood ole pie. yummy.


as for the bones, i'll break it into little pieces so it doesnt look obvious then give it to my dogs.

HOLLY, YOU ARE AWESOME.

hahahahahah. rofl. niceee.

Genius!

Eat the body, including the bones, so that there is no trace.

That's how it's done.

x3 Sweeney Todd copycat.

Giving the bones to the dogs is clever, my dogs would love em'

Go to Japan, cut em up in a bathroom (so the blood will drain), put various body parts in Trash bags, then place the trash bags in receptacles all around the area, preferrably desolate. Include Other trash items with it to ease suspicion.

OMG. I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE D:

Sweeney Todd style-y!

Dumping a body in water (or better yet in a sewer) is a good way to get rid of forensics.

Apparantly.

I mean, I've never tried it.

eat 'em.