Why do boys act like their penis's are very large but in reality they are as small as your average asian? Like this boy at my school, he told this girl that "She wasnt ready for him" and "She cant handle him" also she told me that he said that he was sooo big and all this other crap! then when everyone found out he "attempted" to have an intercourse with some chick, she told everyone that he wasnt even big and he couldnt even get hard...WOW. and he isnt the only one..

Because some are egotistical perverts with too much pride.

uhh I dont. I think it's retarded if a guy does, because if he ever does get any action then its gonna be known anyway.

btw im 8.

because boys are so insecure. Its pathetic really...

Yeah its real retarded. :|

Well, there's girls who also lie about their bra-size, even though it's so obvious that they're lying.


But seriously, if a guy is going to lie about their dick size, they should at least make it sound reasonable. If a guy is friggen 4 inches, they should NOT be saying it's 8 inches. AHHAHAH

I don't lie about my dick size. I don't understand why anybody would.

guys just brag about their shoe size...

Boys will be boys.

^True.

They could be insecure and want to "impress" girls too.
Lol...

Its a confidence thing.

^I'd say its something along those lines as well.

well i dont even need to lie ;).

Lol wow.

Most guys think that if they spread around the rumor of a bigger size that girls will rush over to them.

Lol Imo it is amuseing at most to see men do this in the end though they will be busted and that will lead to this.

Most guys should just be truthfull from the get-go because not all girls care for size unless it is like Non existent...

wait how big is BIG?

An average erect is 5-6 inches, lol.

Guys are amusing and silly. As said before, it's because they're really insecure.

Well i know im big now, so can i brag truthfully?

if it's close, like an inch then we just figger the gal isnt gonna take time to whip out a tape measure and verify...

I am 8 1/2, and the few times someone has called me on it, they were pleasantly surprised. " You weren't lying, were you? (big smile..)"

LOL it's always funn seeing the look on her face the first time we see each other,

that is the one time, a girl is her most honest. Love you or hate, you, her face expression will always tell the truth, in that one case.

Well I have no personal need to lie.

But I guess a lot of guys feel pressured by females. A lot of girls are hard on guys with small ones, so they lie. Hey, its not their fault they aren't big. They can't control it by eating more or less. Its all controlled by our maker so ladies should ease up because many who are hard on a guys size aren't so real or perfect either.

I would love to just whip out a ruler and accuse him of lying. I mean, who really cares how big a guy is? It doesn't matter. Sex is sex. :)

and one ever said men were smart....

I was born a guy and have more than 20 years experience thinking as one...

trust me, we can do some pretty stupid stuff.

as so conveniently displayed by the guys who have replied to this thread.... well said! :D

more then like 75% of the time their joking.

who the f*ck bumped this shit


and this thread is about why guys lie about their size. not what is your size

^ Yes Yanlin.

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=189374
We have a topic about how big your penis is, made by yours truely.

Also, why are you guys criticizing guys for lying about their size? You act like girls don't lie about their breast size and shit, and how they wear padded, pushup bras. Mind the fact that ALOT of girls also wear 3-4 layers of underwear, to make it seem like they got an ass.

It's all a social pressure thing to "fit in", and be accepted.