i been holding on for 20 minutes now, and i can't take it much longer. i need to release this poop soon. the bathroom is beeing occupy by one of my roommates who is showering. dude takes 40 min shower like a f**ken girl, and says i'm not clean because i take 15 min showers. unbelievable. ughhh, my poop is about to come out

do you hate waiting to use the bathroom?

i make it a point not to get standed on any islands.

wouldn't the salt water make your ass rashy?

<,< I don't think so... salt water is actually a good thing, other than tryin to drink it.

Hey man, we gotta stay on topic, pandora gave me a verbal warning cuz I made a post where I wasn't allowed to post it seems.

Well, we are sort of semi-on topic, as we are still talking about the act of a number two.

Hmm, interesting that salt water is good for your ass. I know salt is used for cleaning though. As when I go on the beach swimming, and get out after 1-2 hours, my jewelry I'm wearing are shiny like hell.

And a verbal warning doesn't really mean anything rofl. If it's not an actual warning.

Yeah if you ever have a cut or infection, go to the beach and swim for a couple hours. It'll look a lot better the very next day.

Honestly, I don't know why people get so ass hurt over a verbal warning. At least we're giving you some slack... mods never get cut any slack from the members.


And yes this is on topic, because you're still talking about poop.


Isn't seaweed kind of slimey? Or do you use it after it's already dried up on the sand? In which case, wouldn't there be sand all up in it?

Awe createblog wouldn't be the same with Tung.

anyway I only hate it when I have to go number 1 really really bad. AGH, I hate long trips, or planes. I can't use the bathroom on a plane, it irks me. >_> I just can't see them being that clean >_>

LOL. Spencer was talking about Emberfly, not me Holly lol.

I would love to use the bathroom of a plane durin mid flight. I'd purposely drink some sort of colon cleanser before the plane took off... and I'd shit in there shittin my brains out durin mid flight, in hopes that they would accidently open the shaft and let all the liquid poop land on someone's property lol


Imagine how much fun takin a shit would be then? :X

Oh, hah I should have paid more attention. I didn't think Emberfly had enough guts to say something like that to you. xD





lolol, well I still wouldn't do that. As funny as that may sound and disgusting I still would never use the bathroom on a plane.

If you hold it, it will be harder to push out later.

^ EWWWW.

I hate it when people take a dump in a public restroom... or like they're sick in public and you have to hear it. It just sends chills down my spine.

This thread is hilarious.
Is your roomate still in the shower?

I remember once I held it in for a week because I couldn't go. The poop was too big. Until finally, I shot out a poop the size of a baseball, and had at least six different colors come out after that. It hurt like hell. ._.

*dies of laughter*
That sucks. One time, I was forced to take a dump outside.
In the Philipines, I hate their nasty beach toilets. If any of you guys have been forced to use one, you'll know why.

I'm glad my pain amuses you :(

Any toilet in the Philippines is nasty, whuchu talking 'bout? o_O

oh my god. I think I just threw up a little bit.

Same.
My mouth smells now...

I'm reporting you for making a nasty post that made me puke in my mouth a bit.

Rofl. xD That's what I'm here for.