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 Mar 27 2008, 05:05 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593  |
I had a bet on a football game with my best friend, and he won. I didn't have the money to pay him, so I offered him one night with my girlfriend instead to pay off the debt.
That night I invited him to my house, and the three of us (me, my friend, and my girlfriend) were playing Monopoly. We played for 3 hours until my girlfriend eventually won with the three Hotels she owned on Parkside and Boardwalk. We all were tired and popped in a DVD of Ella Enchanted and watched it. My girlfriend got tired and went upstairs to go to bed. I joined her in a bit, while my friend stayed in the living room watching the DVD. Moments later, while me and my girlfriend were sleeping, I slipped out of the room, and told my friend to wear my clothes and spray my cologne on. He put on my clothes and ran upstairs to my bedroom. He went to bed with her, and they had sex for 2 minutes until she notice that she wasn't being satisfied as she was use to. She looked down at the penetration and noticed his dick was too small than usual. She got suspicious and turned on the table lamp nearby and saw that it wasn't me. |
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Mar 29 2008, 03:12 AM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 29 2008, 03:51 AM)  wow you had bad taste then. Yeah? But at least I had the privilege :P |
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Mar 29 2008, 03:12 AM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 29 2008, 12:51 AM) wow you had bad taste then. lmfao man this is one of your better moments. 
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Mar 29 2008, 07:16 AM
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QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 29 2008, 04:12 AM) Yeah? But at least I had the privilege :P mann dat the problemm 2 day... ppll thinkk goin afta sum1 uglyy or avveraggee thinkk it priiviiglege.. me ratha waitt 4 sum 8-9 den go afat sum 3-4... yaa here...? 
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Mar 29 2008, 02:13 PM
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 JABBAWOCKEEZfan Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 635,309 |
umm i aint 10th grade lol.
tung called me ugly lol. |
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Mar 29 2008, 02:14 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
dat avvatur pic u or not...?
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Mar 29 2008, 02:17 PM
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JABBAWOCKEEZfan Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 635,309 |
QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 29 2008, 09:14 AM) dat avvatur pic u or not...? me yeah o.o should i change it o_o lol. idk juss say yes lol. i was thinkin of puttin a car or dr pepper bottle lol |
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Mar 29 2008, 02:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
justt putt likee plasticc bagg r sumthang..
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Mar 29 2008, 02:21 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 29 2008, 12:18 PM) justt putt likee plasticc bagg r sumthang.. ....... |
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Mar 29 2008, 02:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
LMAO... sugarrrcubee.. mee just playin..
u finee.. suchh lil cutiee.. 
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Mar 29 2008, 07:54 PM
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JABBAWOCKEEZfan Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 635,309 |
fine i'll change it!!! lmao.
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Mar 29 2008, 08:05 PM
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 Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
Wow, between the conversation of those two, I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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Mar 29 2008, 08:23 PM
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muhfucka yo mama's a bitch Group: Banned Posts: 1,461 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 506,674 |
houdini
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Mar 29 2008, 08:46 PM
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 Communication breakdown. Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,691 |
I suppose you could always tell her that if she really loved you she wouldn't care how ugly and tiny you became...
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Mar 29 2008, 08:50 PM
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 The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty. Group: Member Posts: 34 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,491 |
Tell her it was all just a bad dream and that you will give her the real thing to make her feel better.
Problem Solved.
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Mar 29 2008, 08:59 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
QUOTE(sugarrcube @ Mar 29 2008, 08:54 PM) fine i'll change it!!! lmao. OMG... no!!! putt it bak cutie!!  |
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Mar 29 2008, 09:08 PM
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JABBAWOCKEEZfan Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 635,309 |
QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 29 2008, 03:59 PM) OMG... no!!! putt it bak cutie!! im lost like seriously lol. watchu want??!! lol =b |
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Mar 29 2008, 09:10 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
putt u cutee picc bak..
 putt it bak avatur.. 
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Mar 29 2008, 09:10 PM
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The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty. Group: Member Posts: 34 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,491 |
QUOTE(sugarrcube @ Mar 29 2008, 07:08 PM) im lost like seriously lol. watchu want??!! lol =b Pay no attention to him, because thats all he wants. |
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Mar 29 2008, 09:21 PM
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JABBAWOCKEEZfan Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 635,309 |
ok imma listen to keelo lol
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Mar 30 2008, 01:57 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 29 2008, 08:16 AM) mann dat the problemm 2 day... ppll thinkk goin afta sum1 uglyy or avveraggee thinkk it priiviiglege.. me ratha waitt 4 sum 8-9 den go afat sum 3-4... yaa here...? Just be cocky, confident, and clean cut. You'll pull 8-10s all day. |
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Mar 30 2008, 08:23 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 30 2008, 02:57 AM) Just be cocky, confident, and clean cut. You'll pull 8-10s all day. .... readdd me postt againn nub...
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Mar 30 2008, 11:21 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
QUOTE(PrIncEoFSeXaPpeAL @ Mar 30 2008, 09:23 AM) .... readdd me postt againn nub... This is bnox or that other kid that types like bnox with the weird long user name. Someone for the love of God check the IP and ban! If not, this person has gotta stop typin like this... I can't understand anything 
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Mar 30 2008, 11:29 AM
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QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 30 2008, 11:21 AM) This is bnox or that other kid that types like bnox with the weird long user name. Someone for the love of God check the IP and ban! It's possible to change your username, dumbass.If not, this person has gotta stop typin like this... I can't understand anything |
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Mar 30 2008, 12:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Mar 30 2008, 12:29 PM) It's possible to change your username, dumbass. Obviously if you weren't suckin so much cock and didn't have a pair of hairy nuts in front of your vision at all times, you'd realize there's like 3-4 retards who all type the same as Bnox and are all current users... cock sucker. |
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Mar 30 2008, 02:21 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
wtf?
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