How to Be Annoying Online |
 Mar 16 2008, 01:26 PM
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 creepy heather  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580  |
1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the f**king manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo. Make up your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what they stand for ("You don't know that? RTFM").
2. WRITE YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON'T USE RETURNS SO THAT EVERYONE HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE. ALSO USE A LOT OF !!!!! TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT BEING HERE! 3. When replying to your mail, correct everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their messages. when they respond testily to your "creative criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away. 4. Software and files offered online are often "compressed" so that they won't take so long to travel over the phone lines. Buy a compression program and compress everything you send, including one-word e-mail responses like "Thanks." 5. Upload text files with Bible passages about sin or guilt and give them names like "SexyHousewivesI," then see how many people download it. Challenge your friends to come up with the most popular come-ons. 6. cc: all your e-mail to Al Gore (vice.president@whitehouse.gov) so that he can keep track of what's happening on the Internet. 7. Join a discussion group and tie whatever's being discussed back to an unrelated central theme. For instance, if you're in a discussion of gun control, respond to every message with the observation that those genetically superior tomatoes seem to have played an important role. Within days, all discussion of gun control will have ceased as people write you threatening messages and instruct others to ignore you. for me "imho" - "in my honest opinion" or "impo" - "in my personal opinion" 1, 2, and 7 are ones from personal experience.  LULZ. ARE YOU ANNOYING, ONLINE? |
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Mar 16 2008, 05:19 PM
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 metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
TISFCLOL
ASMSM! LI.  |
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Mar 16 2008, 05:21 PM
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 <joke> inside </joke> Group: Official Member Posts: 2,283 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 470,590 |
QUOTE(Synesthesia @ Mar 16 2008, 04:56 PM)  Oh, and also add in "typing in an unnecessarily large font size" and "using a smiley that doesn't fit the message." lmao |
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Mar 16 2008, 05:23 PM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
ASM!LI!TITSLAL
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Mar 16 2008, 05:24 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 |
QUOTE(Dominatrix @ Mar 16 2008, 02:00 PM) Kewl How long did it take you to do this? 3 seconds because I used google |
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Mar 16 2008, 05:31 PM
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creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
onud!
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Mar 16 2008, 05:35 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,815 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 423,396 |
idgi :]
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Mar 16 2008, 05:36 PM
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 Kissing for yesterday. Group: Official Designer Posts: 465 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 569,813 |
so basically. trying a bit too hard :D
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Mar 16 2008, 05:49 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
3CPOR2D2
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Mar 17 2008, 08:06 AM
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 James killed the radio star. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,095 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,855 |
None of those are as annoying as those genetically superior tomatoes. I mean RTHK?
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Mar 17 2008, 08:11 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
that eazyy
u gotta be like me.. sexyy n just sexy.. |
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Mar 17 2008, 08:22 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 |
QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 17 2008, 09:11 AM) that eazyy u gotta be like me.. sexyy n just sexy.. You wish.  "Emulate nquack." |
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Mar 17 2008, 09:05 AM
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 I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
idg any of these vvs
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Mar 17 2008, 10:32 AM
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 Melieized Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,372 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,715 |
QUOTE(JokeInsideJoke @ Mar 17 2008, 09:05 AM) idg any of these vvs mn |
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Mar 17 2008, 03:14 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
wak
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Mar 17 2008, 03:19 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Lawllazers
Sorry i know i killed it. |
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Mar 17 2008, 03:24 PM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
Witslalic.
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Mar 17 2008, 03:27 PM
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Melieized Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,372 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,715 |
BOW CHICA BOW BOW!
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Mar 17 2008, 03:40 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,028 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 579,129 |
Or you could just like completely ignore what people are saying and just be like "YOMAMA :D"
And be like ooberly repetitive. |
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Mar 17 2008, 06:41 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
tifh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 17 2008, 07:12 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Synesthesia @ Mar 16 2008, 03:47 PM) You forgot the classic 1337-speak. Y3Ah, L33t. l33t 1Z K3wL. 1 L0v3 l33T. l0s3rZ D0'NT Sp3aK l33t. I had to use a translator. http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/l33t/l33t_translator.html |
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Mar 17 2008, 07:14 PM
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<joke> inside </joke> Group: Official Member Posts: 2,283 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 470,590 |
^lmfao
pssh, us cool l33t'ers dont need translator |
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Mar 17 2008, 07:15 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(SilentLaugh @ Mar 17 2008, 07:14 PM) ^lmfao pssh, us cool l33t'ers dont need translator l33t kinda sucks slightly in a way. Apparently "l33t" is in my computer's spell check crap. |
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Mar 17 2008, 09:35 PM
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 kthxbai Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,832 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 621,203 |
QUOTE(Heathasm @ Mar 16 2008, 01:26 PM) 3. When replying to your mail, correct everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their messages. when they respond testily to your "creative criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away. oh my god. I do this constantly. rofl XD |
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