Performance In the Bedroom?, Discuss |
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 Jan 27 2008, 03:51 AM
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 i did your boyfriend  Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071  |
on the... chair?
 
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Jan 27 2008, 03:56 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 02:51 AM)  on the... chair? My face. Or we can skip the games and you can sit down on Big Daddy's "service member." |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:04 AM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
QUOTE Brace yourself for impact. If you know you’re going to crash, brace yourself. Return your seat back to its full upright position and assume one of two "brace positions."
* If the seat or bulkhead in front of you is close enough to easily reach, place one hand palm-down on the back of that seat, cross the other hand palm-down over the first hand, and rest your forehead against your hands (don’t lace your fingers). It is also sometimes recommended to put your head directly against the seat in front of you and lace your fingers behind your head, tucking your upper arms against the sides of your head. * If you don’t have a seat close in front of you, bend forward and put your chest on your thighs and your head between your knees. Cross your wrists in front of your lower calves, and grab your ankles. In either position, your feet should be flat on the floor and further back than your knees to reduce injuries to your feet and legs, which you will need in order to successfully exit the craft after impact. Remain calm |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:06 AM
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Good. Now keep reading that until you have it memorized. I don't want you to be surprised when I come crashing in.
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Jan 27 2008, 04:08 AM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
sorry, i think round one goes to trish.
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Jan 27 2008, 04:09 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 03:08 AM) sorry, i think round one goes to trish. Damn. We're still going to f**k, right? |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:11 AM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
That depends, are you going to try any of the positions above?
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Jan 27 2008, 04:14 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 03:11 AM) That depends, are you going to try any of the positions above? Listen, and listen well, you sadistic dominatrix; the only one who's going to be taking meat injections is you. The bedroom is my domain. You've already agreed to verbally and on paper. |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:15 AM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
GOD, FINE.
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Jan 27 2008, 04:16 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 03:15 AM) GOD, FINE. Gotcha, bitch! 
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Jan 27 2008, 04:16 AM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:18 AM
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On second thought, you were joking about the golden showers, but I don't think you're joking about scat.
Good thing you didn't shred the divorce papers, yet... or did you? |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:20 AM
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When having sex, make sure too know who are you actually f**king. It might just end up being some ugly chick, that u met in the dark.
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...=196939&hl= |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:25 AM
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2 Members: sweetasphyxia, icecreamisyummy
hi! |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:29 AM
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Can I join this threesome?
3 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 3 Members: BrandonSaunders, sweetasphyxia, icecreamisyummy |
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Jan 27 2008, 04:31 AM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
what?! i don't share.
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Jan 27 2008, 04:53 AM
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wtf???? you get my left overs since i get to see him first :-D
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Jan 27 2008, 04:56 AM
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wait i didnt read the rest of it.
wtf... dude idk wtf is goign on. |
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Jan 27 2008, 05:14 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 12:42 AM) HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahahahah |
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Jan 27 2008, 09:12 PM
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This sex talk is only for the grown and sexy!
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Jan 27 2008, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 27 2008, 06:12 PM) This sex talk is only for the grown and sexy! ..or the one who's actually sexually active... 
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Jan 27 2008, 09:30 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
who's not sexually active in this thread?
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Jan 27 2008, 09:30 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 27 2008, 10:12 PM) This sex talk is only for the grown and sexy!  why do i feel like the youngest one in here? |
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Jan 27 2008, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 06:30 PM) who's not sexually active in this thread? With the recent events happening to cB members (Eddie lying about having a gf, or mycupoftea using fake pictures), and how they are busted, I wouldn't leave any doubt if their were others out there lying.
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Jan 27 2008, 09:33 PM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
how would anyone get busted for not being sexually active?
 we might just have to meet up and see :D |
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