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Performance In the Bedroom?, Discuss
pandora
post Jan 27 2008, 03:51 AM
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on the... chair? huh.gif shrug.gif
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 03:56 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 02:51 AM) *
on the... chair? huh.gif shrug.gif


My face. Or we can skip the games and you can sit down on Big Daddy's "service member."
 
pandora
post Jan 27 2008, 04:04 AM
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Brace yourself for impact. If you know you’re going to crash, brace yourself. Return your seat back to its full upright position and assume one of two "brace positions."

* If the seat or bulkhead in front of you is close enough to easily reach, place one hand palm-down on the back of that seat, cross the other hand palm-down over the first hand, and rest your forehead against your hands (don’t lace your fingers). It is also sometimes recommended to put your head directly against the seat in front of you and lace your fingers behind your head, tucking your upper arms against the sides of your head.
* If you don’t have a seat close in front of you, bend forward and put your chest on your thighs and your head between your knees. Cross your wrists in front of your lower calves, and grab your ankles. In either position, your feet should be flat on the floor and further back than your knees to reduce injuries to your feet and legs, which you will need in order to successfully exit the craft after impact.

Remain calm
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 04:06 AM
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Good. Now keep reading that until you have it memorized. I don't want you to be surprised when I come crashing in.
 
pandora
post Jan 27 2008, 04:08 AM
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sorry, i think round one goes to trish.
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 04:09 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 03:08 AM) *
sorry, i think round one goes to trish.


Damn.

We're still going to f**k, right?
 
pandora
post Jan 27 2008, 04:11 AM
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That depends, are you going to try any of the positions above?
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 04:14 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 03:11 AM) *
That depends, are you going to try any of the positions above?


Listen, and listen well, you sadistic dominatrix; the only one who's going to be taking meat injections is you. The bedroom is my domain. You've already agreed to verbally and on paper.
 
pandora
post Jan 27 2008, 04:15 AM
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GOD, FINE.
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 04:16 AM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 03:15 AM) *
GOD, FINE.


Gotcha, bitch! devil.gif
 
pandora
post Jan 27 2008, 04:16 AM
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post Jan 27 2008, 04:18 AM
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On second thought, you were joking about the golden showers, but I don't think you're joking about scat.

Good thing you didn't shred the divorce papers, yet... or did you?
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 04:20 AM
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When having sex, make sure too know who are you actually f**king. It might just end up being some ugly chick, that u met in the dark.

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post Jan 27 2008, 04:25 AM
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hi!
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 04:29 AM
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Can I join this threesome?


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pandora
post Jan 27 2008, 04:31 AM
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what?! i don't share.
 
icecreamisyummy
post Jan 27 2008, 04:53 AM
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wtf???? you get my left overs since i get to see him first :-D
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 04:56 AM
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wait i didnt read the rest of it.

wtf... dude idk wtf is goign on.
 
pandora
post Jan 27 2008, 05:14 AM
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DoubleJ
post Jan 27 2008, 09:12 PM
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This sex talk is only for the grown and sexy!
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 27 2008, 06:12 PM) *
This sex talk is only for the grown and sexy!

..or the one who's actually sexually active... whistling.gif
 
pandora
post Jan 27 2008, 09:30 PM
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who's not sexually active in this thread?
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 09:30 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 27 2008, 10:12 PM) *
This sex talk is only for the grown and sexy!


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why do i feel like the youngest one in here?
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE(sweetasphyxia @ Jan 27 2008, 06:30 PM) *
who's not sexually active in this thread?

With the recent events happening to cB members (Eddie lying about having a gf, or mycupoftea using fake pictures), and how they are busted, I wouldn't leave any doubt if their were others out there lying. whistling.gif
 
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post Jan 27 2008, 09:33 PM
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how would anyone get busted for not being sexually active? blink.gif
we might just have to meet up and see :D
 

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