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 Dec 20 2007, 06:06 PM
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I agree that was lame.
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Jan 17 2008, 04:30 AM
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wow, why does this thread still exist?
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Jan 19 2008, 12:08 AM
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 awestinnn Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 460,069 |
This thread still exists because you're mother is so fat, when the waiter asked what she wanted, she looked at the menu and said "okay."
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Jan 19 2008, 01:24 AM
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^ lol, my mom is actually really skinny tho.
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Jan 19 2008, 01:52 AM
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awestinnn Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 460,069 |
Yeah...I just like that one.
I knew your mom was skinny, because, I saw her last night. AHAHAHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. |
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Jan 19 2008, 11:54 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,801 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 568,102 |
QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Jan 19 2008, 12:52 AM)  Yeah...I just like that one. I knew your mom was skinny, because, I saw her last night. AHAHAHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. I love this kid. |
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Jan 20 2008, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Jan 18 2008, 10:52 PM) Yeah...I just like that one. I knew your mom was skinny, because, I saw her last night. AHAHAHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. But you still used the joke, Austin. hahaha. |
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Jan 20 2008, 12:14 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,011 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 533,410 |
Your mom is so fat, she eats a meal for every second of the day, and still asks for seconds.
(that was lame..i tried T_T ) |
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Jan 22 2008, 05:53 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 682 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 580,818 |
i have no idea if this has already been said
"Your Momma's so fat she puts a belt on with a boomarang" |
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Feb 11 2008, 10:32 PM
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 Potato Admirer Group: Member Posts: 90 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 620,398 |
Yo momma's so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had hair.
=] REAAAAAAAAAAAALLY lame. But the topic told me to.. |
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Feb 17 2008, 04:01 PM
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awestinnn Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 460,069 |
Knock knock.
--Who's there? Sham --Sham who? I didn't know we were talking about YOUR MOTHER. |
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Apr 5 2008, 11:52 PM
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 kthxbai Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,832 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 621,203 |
QUOTE(INSOMNIA @ Jan 22 2005, 02:54 PM) everyone do a yo momma joke. Even though they are lame, and old. Yo momma is so fat when you jump you get stuck in the air. wow .... idiot? XD when it shoulda been "yo momma is so fat when SHE jumps SHE gets stuck in the air!" O_o |
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Jun 10 2008, 01:26 PM
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 What Up, Whats Hapening Group: Member Posts: 360 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 554,698 |
yo momma so fat when she turns around its her birthday
kinda lame but wateva i think its funny haha 
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Jun 11 2008, 04:44 PM
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your momma is so dumb she puts lipstick on her head....just to make up her mind!
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Jun 15 2008, 08:26 AM
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 Count Splek, Charming Fiend! Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 658,428 |
yo mamas so fat, when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY!
this one i surpisingly never herd before, i made it up (i didint look all through this topic though so i dont know if anyone said it); yo mamas so fat, when she went sky-diving people thought the sky was falling! hehe, just thought of this one; yo mamas so fat Serj Tankian wrote a song about her! this one too! XD yo mamas so fat and ugly people confuse her for Rosie Odanald! OMFG THATS MY FAVORITE! XD |
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Jul 5 2008, 11:08 PM
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 :3 Group: Member Posts: 422 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 622,527 |
yo moma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
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Jul 11 2008, 06:14 PM
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o.k. i dont know if anyone aid this one yet but:
yo mama so fat she gotta get her clothes from rooms to go. yo mama so fat she played pool with the plants. yo mama so poor, when i asked her what was for breakfast she took off all her clothes and said grits, eggs, and bacon. |
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Jul 11 2008, 06:20 PM
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Yo momma so stupid, she made this thread.
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Jul 11 2008, 06:24 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 238 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,827 |
QUOTE(XTC @ Jul 11 2008, 07:20 PM) Yo momma so stupid, she made this thread.  |
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Jul 11 2008, 07:04 PM
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Yo mama is like a pool table, balls go in and out of her.
Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and gets put in the closet. Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on 4 quarters, it turned into a dollar bill. |
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Jul 11 2008, 07:18 PM
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 Thread Killer Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,012 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 530,544 |
Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
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Jul 23 2008, 03:47 PM
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 D: Group: Member Posts: 105 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 443,276 |
yo momma's lips are so dry, she started talking and made fire.
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Aug 25 2008, 06:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,011 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 533,410 |
Yo momma is so fat , i'd do her .. cuz i do fat chicks .
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Aug 31 2008, 02:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
Yo ` Momma is so skinny, when she swallowed a pebble, everyone thought she was pregnant.
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Sep 1 2008, 09:43 PM
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-Yo momma so fat that when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.
-Yo momma so fat when she went to a resaurant, the waiter gave her a menu and she said 'OK' |
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