Women > Men, Yes Ma'am |
 Jan 16 2008, 08:12 PM
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If she controls our sex lives, and she controls our stomachs, she controls us.
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Jan 17 2008, 05:09 AM
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 Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
woot.
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| *yrrnotelekktric* |
Jan 17 2008, 05:12 AM
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I find it funny how men can`t live without women and vice versa.
Although many people would think they can. [/random] |
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Jan 17 2008, 05:13 AM
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Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
haha my manager always complains about his wife isn't giving him any and its ruining his life.
see its true. We control their penises and their lives! YAY WOMEN |
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| *yrrnotelekktric* |
Jan 17 2008, 05:15 AM
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 kudos to us. Brandon, you hear that? 
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Jan 17 2008, 05:21 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
As long as I have food, computer and a bike, I'm good.
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Jan 17 2008, 03:29 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(jaeman @ Jan 17 2008, 02:21 AM)  As long as I have food, computer and a bike, I'm good. Brokeback. 
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Jan 17 2008, 03:34 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 |
You're the first guy I've ever known who admitted that women > men.
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Jan 17 2008, 06:14 PM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(Synesthesia @ Jan 17 2008, 02:34 PM) You're the first guy I've ever known who admitted that women > men. Its not a matter of gender superiority. I made both topics in playful jest so guys and girls can bicker childishly, while mocking gender stereotypes and role reversal. If you really want to know how I feel about male/female, female/male, relations to each other; I believe that in this world, one cannot function without the other. Therefore, there is no "better." Now go make me my dinner... please... I mean, sweetheart, you know I love your cooking, so lets have dinner at home tonight. (meaning: get yo fine ass in the kitchen and fry me some chicken) |
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Jan 17 2008, 06:24 PM
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 <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 1,369 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 539,187 |
QUOTE(Synesthesia @ Jan 18 2008, 07:34 AM) You're the first guy I've ever known who admitted that women > men. Mmhm For most men I know, if they didn't have their wives/girlfriends to cook for them they'd be eating take out every night.. = broke and unhealthy. 
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Jan 17 2008, 06:32 PM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
The irony of all this is that most of the women I know can't cook to save their lives. The past two relationships I've been in, I was the one in the kitchen, cleaning up, doing this whole military thing, and handling virtually all of the responsibilities. They subsequently got kicked to the curb. Don't forget ladies, that this is a partnership.
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Jan 17 2008, 06:57 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
quote name='Jennifer' date='Jan 17 2008, 06:24 PM' post='2823798']
Mmhm For most men I know, if they didn't have their wives/girlfriends to cook for them they'd be eating take out every night.. = broke and unhealthy. [/quote] Who told you that lie? Not all girls can cook. Can YOU even cook? I don't need a girl as I dine out everynight. QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 17 2008, 06:32 PM) The irony of all this is that most of the women I know can't cook to save their lives. The past two relationships I've been in, I was the one in the kitchen, cleaning up, doing this whole military thing, and handling virtually all of the responsibilities. They subsequently got kicked to the curb. Don't forget ladies, that this is a partnership.  |
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Jan 17 2008, 07:02 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 17 2008, 05:32 PM) The irony of all this is that most of the women I know can't cook to save their lives. The past two relationships I've been in, I was the one in the kitchen, cleaning up, doing this whole military thing, and handling virtually all of the responsibilities. They subsequently got kicked to the curb. Don't forget ladies, that this is a partnership. Very much true. All the girls I know can't cook worth a damn. I however, have been cooking for about 10 years now. |
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Jan 17 2008, 07:03 PM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(Steven @ Jan 17 2008, 06:02 PM) Very much true. All the girls I know can't cook worth a damn. I however, have been cooking for about 10 years now. Men, FTW. |
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Jan 17 2008, 07:04 PM
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f**k yeah! We can go pee pee standing up, too!
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Jan 17 2008, 07:06 PM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(Steven @ Jan 17 2008, 06:04 PM) f**k yeah! We can go pee pee standing up, too! ...and spell our names in the snow. |
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Jan 17 2008, 07:35 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 17 2008, 03:57 PM) quote name='Jennifer' date='Jan 17 2008, 06:24 PM' post='2823798'] niggah stoled my sign. 
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Jan 17 2008, 07:36 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Jan 17 2008, 07:35 PM) niggah stoled my sign. Of course I did. When you join the niggas, everything is up for grabs! |
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Jan 17 2008, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 17 2008, 06:36 PM) Of course I did. When you join the niggas, everything is up for grabs! So true... so true. |
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Jan 18 2008, 03:48 AM
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QUOTE(Steven @ Jan 18 2008, 09:04 AM) f**k yeah! We can go pee pee standing up, too! That goes hard. |
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Feb 10 2008, 09:09 AM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(jaeman @ Jan 18 2008, 02:48 AM) That goes hard. Real talk, no homo. |
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Feb 11 2008, 07:28 PM
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 i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
don't hate me for saying this, but i think it's funny when a woman deliberately keeps her vagina on lockdown and deprives her man for months/years and then acts surprised when she catches him messin around with another bitch.
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Feb 11 2008, 07:29 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
I would have to question why a man would still be with a woman for years if she is holding the pun pun for ransom.
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Feb 11 2008, 07:31 PM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(pandora @ Feb 11 2008, 06:28 PM) don't hate me for saying this, but i think it's funny when a woman deliberately keeps her vagina on lockdown and deprives her man for months/years and then acts surprised when she catches him messin around with another bitch. True story. |
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Feb 11 2008, 07:31 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Feb 11 2008, 08:31 PM) True story. |
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