I know that I don't even have to tell you to strap up.

SO LYK WE WERE TTYL DOIN IT ON HIZ MUTHRZ COWCH!!!!!!!!!

I didn't understand a word of that.

I think the TTYL was suppose to be TTLY?

Translation:
We were totally doing it on his mothers couch.

Thanks for clearing that one up lol.

I’ll tell you my first incest experience. It was about 2 years ago; I was 18 and my sister was 16(and a half). We had a cousin staying at our house for the summer and she was either 16 or 17. Got along great with the cousin, but not so great with the sister. She felt she should have the run of the house since I was about to move out to college and I thought she was a bitch. This caused conflict.

Anyway, the parents were at work, I was chilling in my room, and the two girls were sunbathing/swimming outside. I had nothing for my sister at this point, but my cousin was a different matter. From an objective standpoint, she’s good looking. She’s the big athlete in the family so the body is pretty good as well. I would post pics, but I’m afraid someone would recognize her(maybe I’ll post with the face blurred…). So I can’t help but look out my window every now and again to check her out and maybe jack a bit.

Here’s where things get crazy. I’m building up jack material on my cousin, but I can’t stop looking at my sister. Cousin is hot, but my sister has a RACK. Her boobs look like they wanna bust out of the bikini. So I start storing images of her as well. It feels a little sick at first, but that just makes things more exciting.

I want a closer look, so I go outside to the pool and say that I’m going to bust into the booze cabinent and to come inside if they want any. They think it’s a great idea and follow me in. They get wasted pretty fast, but I only have a couple drinks. It gets to the point where they’re basically passed out on the floor, wearing skimpy bikinis, and I’m sitting there with a raging hard on. So I make the decision.

I run to the basement to grab a camcorder and set it up in the den where we are. Just then, my grandpa busts through the door, tears off my pants, and fucks me in the ass. He’s wearing a cowboy hat. Once he unloads, he runs back out of the house and yells, “I have the weirding way!”

Was joke. Mock stupidity.

^2x LOL wtf? wow. That made me laugh quite a bit. COWBOY HAT?? Hahahahaha

No prob. haha

Getthef**kouttahere!!!

Reminds me of the incest posts a while ago.

Dude lets see some pictures of that rack eh

Javonn, really. She's sixteen (and who knows if this is true.)

I know lol, I was definitely just joking.

Psshhh, yeah right. You're all about seeing those pics.

The whole fantasy rape thing seems interesting

If you and your man want to get down and explore that fantasy, you really need to have a good talk with him about it. It was hot, but on my end, it was a little awkward. Granted, you like to be slapped around, choked a little, get your hair pulled, and thrown around like a ragdoll.

Elba, care to share any sexcapades?

I will look into that; but sorry, I have nothing to share

"Saunders heads up court, the UTSA Roadrunners could make it to the dance this year. 10 seconds left on the clock. Saunders crosses right, stops; excellent defense on the Red Raiders' end. He pulls up for the three... and it toilet bowls out. The University of Texas-San Antonio Roadrunners fall by two, to the Texas Tech Red Raiders."

Damn, that shit is still haunting me.

I missed another shot.

Despite my recent sexual inactivity, I do have a few stories... but I doubt they're PG13.

oh mant hat story was sick at first thenjust made me laugh.

but nothign good withme...only public place ive done it is the beach, oh wait in a car..



i do love it rough.

I bet you do.

I'm not even going to act like a tough guy, I'm into the romantic shit.

Stop laughing or I'll have you killed by Blackwater

Funniest post I seen all year.

this one comes in a close second

http://supertalk.superfuture.com/archive/i...hp/t-35093.html

Blackwater rolls hard all day err day ya dig.

Real guys don't have to act tough.

belts, ropes, and a catholic school girl outfit is all i need.

wow, i agree with you on this one Jude.