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 Jun 17 2004, 06:03 PM
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 dopey alan  Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,260  |
Girls are like phones, they like to talk a lot. if press the wrong button.....will be disconnected...
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Jun 17 2004, 06:07 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Well guys are like parking spots. The good ones are usually taken.
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Jun 17 2004, 06:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,624 |
haha very good analogies..i would have never thought of those. both true too
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Jun 17 2004, 06:14 PM
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oh yeah? well girls are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck
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Jun 17 2004, 06:15 PM
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dopey alan Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,260 |
Girls are like chocolate, very sweet sometimes......but if you hold it too tight, it will melt away
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Jun 17 2004, 06:15 PM
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old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Guys are like tampons, only in there for one reason.
[i hope that made sense...] |
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Jun 17 2004, 06:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 413 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,733 |
haha thats a good one
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Jun 17 2004, 06:21 PM
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grrowl Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,727 |
haha, girls are like toilets, the good ones are taken the rest are full of shit! HAHA i forgot where i got that..
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Jun 17 2004, 06:22 PM
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old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
-_-;; Your supposed to be standing up for us.
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Jun 17 2004, 06:27 PM
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 FUNKosaur-robot-ninja-pirate Group: Member Posts: 47 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,320 |
boys are like slinkys. they're fun for awhile, but eventually its just fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333 |
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Jun 17 2004, 06:28 PM
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grrowl Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,727 |
QUOTE(im___radx @ Jun 17 2004, 6:27 PM) boys are like slinkys. they're fun for awhile, but eventually its just fun to watch them fall down the stairs. i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333  hahah thats a good one!
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Jun 17 2004, 08:51 PM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
lol funny similes. anyways, the best isn't always taken since they like to wait until the right one.
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Jun 18 2004, 08:12 AM
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 GOT CREATEBLOG? Group: Member Posts: 779 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,544 |
I think it is all stereotypical
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Jun 18 2004, 11:54 AM
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 Powered By Love Group: Member Posts: 117 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,514 |
 Girls are like a game if JINGA.. you go for the wrong one and all falls down on you.. that was lame
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Jun 18 2004, 02:08 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet:
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true |
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Jun 18 2004, 03:24 PM
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 ::destroy ure tv:: Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,005 |
girls are like bank accounts. they come with lots of benefits.
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Jun 18 2004, 03:39 PM
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old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
guys are like used cars. they refuse to go the extra mile.
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Jun 18 2004, 03:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
girls are female, boys are male.
There. |
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Jun 18 2004, 03:42 PM
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 Miss Alice Group: Member Posts: 1,257 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,454 |
QUOTE(mai_z @ Jun 18 2004, 2:08 PM) aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet: Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true awww that one is sooooo kyoote!!!!! okie welll i got a few, i dont rili know where they came from tho ^^' here we go: Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. |
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Jun 19 2004, 02:47 AM
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 .....eat my booger Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,920 |
Guys are like lollipops, sweet at first. Each girl gets a small sample till they drop them and they lose their virginity. Now who wantz a dirty lollipop?
- dere so mean.. ><" |
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Jun 19 2004, 03:00 AM
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 ThePinkPanda Group: Member Posts: 760 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,168 |
I don't want a dirty lollipop
 Guys are like black lights. Easy to turn on, but not very bright. Just made that one up, so I'm not sure if it made sense. |
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Jun 19 2004, 10:51 AM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
lol these are really funny. i don't know any, where do you come up with these!
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Jun 19 2004, 02:56 PM
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.....eat my booger Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,920 |
keke.. lolx.. " the bf remote "
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Jun 19 2004, 10:22 PM
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 x mar muffins *yuuuum Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,620 |
I swear, that boyfriend remote always has me cracking up, lol...
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Jun 19 2004, 10:48 PM
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distortion in its craziest. Group: Member Posts: 1,053 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,325 |
heh, those are funny. too bad I don't have anything.
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