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post Nov 16 2007, 03:19 PM
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QUOTE(toxicity584 @ Nov 15 2007, 02:36 PM) *
I went and bought a box of magnums from the store, and the hot counter girl gave me her number.


Damn...slut, shoulda hit it up haha thumbsup.gif

And my most awkward experience was walking into a regular pharmacy and having a weird old lady at the checkout counter smirk at me, it was just...really creepy I mean it affected me so much...I couldn't have sex for a good 10min at least.
 
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post Nov 16 2007, 06:15 PM
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Oh yeah I definitely smashed it down...what type of man would I be if I didn't lol biggrin.gif
 
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post Nov 16 2007, 07:03 PM
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I bought a Hummer at the Hummer dealership and the the female Hummer dealer added an eponymous optional feature to the purchasing experience. You know, because the Hummer H2 is just way too much man to deal with, the ladies just submit.
 
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post Nov 16 2007, 07:29 PM
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^ I prefer the H1 over all of them.
 
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post Nov 16 2007, 07:37 PM
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QUOTE(toxicity584 @ Nov 16 2007, 06:15 PM) *
Oh yeah I definitely smashed it down...what type of man would I be if I didn't lol biggrin.gif


You make me proud.
 
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post Nov 16 2007, 08:14 PM
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Anything to make you proud Ryan...we are a rare breed so we must stick together! shifty.gif
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 12:04 AM
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I usually don't have to buy them. Once I came out of the train station and this HIV program handed me 2 free condoms in order to "be safe". I got some lube too but I'm saving that cause I've never seen it before. laugh.gif
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 12:21 AM
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^ LOL!
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 01:31 AM
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i was at target a few weeks ago and i was in the condom/ pads/tampons aisle getting some ...girly stuff and there was this old guy looking at the condoms lmao and when he saw me he pretended he wasnt looking at them and walked away and kept walking by to see if i was still there. then this geeky looking kid turned the corner to look at them and didnt see me on the other end of the aisle so i moved my cart and he saw me and got red and walked away. haha then this younger lady maybe 20's went through and was the only one that stood there looking for condoms and didnt care.

i think its sad that a lot of guys are scared or embarrassed or somethign about buying condoms
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 04:25 AM
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QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Nov 14 2007, 11:31 PM) *
^ Be sure to buy extra lube with durex.

Why? Can't get your girl wet enough, Eddie?
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 04:50 AM
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hahahahaha good one
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 01:26 PM
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I did that once..it was kinda akward...
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 01:38 PM
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my university has a jar full of condoms in the wellness center, and you can take up to 4 everyday, though its the same girl working there everymorning so.. its awkward seeing her while i pick.

on facebook theres a group called "Let's play the condom game" and it's where you purchase condoms and 2 other items. lol one of the funniest i heard was a box of magnums, Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle action figure, kodak disposable camera. very classy.
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 01:43 PM
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QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Nov 14 2007, 10:31 PM) *
^ Be sure to buy extra lube with durex.

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post Nov 18 2007, 04:55 PM
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i have a few funny stories...but ill just give you the shortest one.

a friend and i were at target and he grabed three boxes of condoms off the shelf. then he went around putting them randomly in peoples carts when they weren't paying attention. one of the people was a 70 year old lady! and she was actually at the checkout right ahead of us. hahah that was funny.
 
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post Nov 19 2007, 11:34 AM
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First off...Eddie who wears durex...that's for small guys...
Secondly I have another story:
So I had to go to the store this weekend and I was walking through the store with my brother when we were talking about sex. So I we were comparing stories and I told him about how I made this one chick....and the next thing I know a group of girls walk by and hear an interesting part of the story. Well one of them lives in my father's building. So I handed the box of magnums to her friend and I said hey maybewe can test these out later. LMAO
 
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post Nov 23 2007, 10:46 PM
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Hmm well we went into CVS to get them and he went to the register to check out and I waited at the door for him. The cashier picked up the box raised an eyebrow at me then glanced at my boyfriend [at the time]. Then she told him to have a good night. laugh.gif

QUOTE(MAXpowers1023 @ Nov 18 2007, 04:55 PM) *
i have a few funny stories...but ill just give you the shortest one.

a friend and i were at target and he grabed three boxes of condoms off the shelf. then he went around putting them randomly in peoples carts when they weren't paying attention. one of the people was a 70 year old lady! and she was actually at the checkout right ahead of us. hahah that was funny.

My dad did that to my grandma and she didn't realize until she was checking out. Then she yelled halfway across the store waving them in the air "Why the hell did you put these in my cart?" And of course the whole store stops and stares.
 
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post Nov 23 2007, 11:03 PM
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it's never been awkward for me?
it was 3 in the morning or so, and boyfriend and i just decided we needed condoms.

guy at counter: have a safe night!
both of us: sure will.

we have ESP :)
 
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post Nov 24 2007, 12:03 AM
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LOL Selvy. XD.gif


Anyway, haven't had to buy any yet. I will probably buy them as a joke one day for someone. THAT will be funny.
I'll make it as weird/awkward for the person AS POSSIBLE. Cause I think that kind of stuff is hilarious. I love making things awkward.
 
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post Nov 24 2007, 01:41 AM
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I don't buy condoms. I get them for free at Planned parenthood. BUT, um... one time my boyfriend and I went to 7 eleven for some and the filipino lady at the counter was all like "AH YEW PILIPINO? IS DAT YO GIRLFREN?" LMAO.
 
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post Nov 24 2007, 09:04 PM
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i was 15 and i got carded at a mobil gas station...
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VERY AWKWARD. she didn't give it to me though, that woman.
after that, i went to an asian stationary and spoke to the lady in korean. she smiled, gave me two packs for one, and said "johshimhae ;)"
 
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post Nov 26 2007, 09:39 AM
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QUOTE(Elba @ Nov 24 2007, 01:41 AM) *
I don't buy condoms. I get them for free at Planned parenthood. BUT, um... one time my boyfriend and I went to 7 eleven for some and the filipino lady at the counter was all like "AH YEW PILIPINO? IS DAT YO GIRLFREN?" LMAO.

 
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QUOTE(yaamakoh @ Nov 24 2007, 11:04 PM) *
i was 15 and i got carded at a mobil gas station...
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VERY AWKWARD. she didn't give it to me though, that woman.
after that, i went to an asian stationary and spoke to the lady in korean. she smiled, gave me two packs for one, and said "johshimhae ;)"



whattt? she carded you for condoms?

they don't have an age limit?
 
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post Nov 27 2007, 11:57 AM
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there is no age limit to buying condoms, that woman was just being a bitch.
 
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post Dec 2 2007, 04:45 PM
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I had to buy some because we were going to throw those and meat on some vegetarian guys car tongue.gif and when the guy was about to ring me up... he looked at me and said "YEEEEAAAHH GIRL."


I just shook my head and walked away, (I left them @ the counter and went outside) so my friend had to walk in and finish buying them.
 

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