Awkward situations |
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Awkward situations |
Oct 25 2007, 11:21 PM
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![]() we jerkin' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
the spelling of awkward is awkward
b\i hope this isnt a topic already but a situation would be me trying to talk to a girl and she doesnt hear me and people are around,all that courage straight up lost =(. |
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Oct 25 2007, 11:24 PM
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Holding your hand up for a hand shake only to have the other person leave you hanging.
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Oct 25 2007, 11:44 PM
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happens all the time one of my favs =/
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Oct 25 2007, 11:45 PM
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![]() ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
About to insert my penis in her vagina, but then she says, she's not in the mood anymore. So i'm left masturbating on the bed.
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Oct 25 2007, 11:48 PM
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Oct 25 2007, 11:49 PM
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or when i tell her
me:wanna do anal? her:i got to poop. |
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| *jeanna* |
Oct 26 2007, 11:03 AM
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when someone makes a sex joke and it isn't funny.
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Oct 26 2007, 11:28 AM
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me lol?
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Oct 26 2007, 12:51 PM
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![]() Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,682 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 156,187 |
lmfao ^x2
um.. looking at someone who looks to be waving at you and you wave back only to notice she/he is waving to the person behind you |
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Oct 26 2007, 02:38 PM
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when someone who is overweight or obese draws attention to their weight.
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| *jeanna* |
Oct 26 2007, 02:45 PM
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Oct 26 2007, 02:45 PM
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I work at a pharmacy.
It's really awkward when men hand me prescriptions for Viagra or women for "scream cream". They know I know what it's for. They are usually so embarrassed |
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Oct 26 2007, 02:54 PM
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![]() hello. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 211 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,566 |
talking to some one and then them not hearing you and walking away while others stare and chuckle... lol
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Oct 26 2007, 03:10 PM
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![]() yan lin♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
AWKWARD TURTLE.
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Oct 26 2007, 03:14 PM
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Oct 26 2007, 04:16 PM
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![]() cB Assassin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
About to insert my penis in her vagina, but then she says, she's not in the mood anymore. So i'm left masturbating on the bed. That's happened but the other way around, I'm not in the mood so it leaves her masturabing, which actually puts me in the mood again. |
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Oct 26 2007, 05:08 PM
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i make the best topics =)
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Oct 26 2007, 09:54 PM
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Oct 26 2007, 10:59 PM
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![]() This bag is not a toy. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108 |
Along the lines of the first post, I have a pretty quiet voice, so I'm always caught in situations where I strategically say something RIGHT as everyone starts talking. The person I'm talking to doesn't hear me, and someone who's just standing there has already heard me start talking so it's embarrassing now because I'm halfway in the middle of saying something and this other person knows nobody's listening to me. xD
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Oct 26 2007, 11:39 PM
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Oct 27 2007, 12:19 AM
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I work at a pharmacy. It's really awkward when men hand me prescriptions for Viagra or women for "scream cream". They know I know what it's for. They are usually so embarrassed Oh I have to say hands down about the waving and then they happen to not be waving at you |
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Oct 27 2007, 12:28 AM
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Oh oh. When you've been making small talk with someone for almost a month and they ask you if you know what their name is...and you don't know what their name is.
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Oct 27 2007, 12:30 AM
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^ That happens to me all the time.
But, I really know these people. I know their favorite bands and colors. I hang out at their house. I even sleep in their bedrooms. I am just REALLY bad with names |
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Oct 27 2007, 04:34 PM
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![]() we jerkin' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
gogooo
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