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cB is Hiring!
*karmakiller*
post Oct 11 2007, 08:55 AM
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Wow, way to maturely handle things, guys thumbsup.gif

Shut Down.
 
*tripvertigo*
post Oct 11 2007, 10:00 AM
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Guest
Do you think you have what it takes to become a staff member on cB? Great, because we're looking for more people to hire! Remember, being a cB staff member is a job that takes responsibility and dedication, and not just a title to show off.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR

* Hypocrites. You must be willing to do so in an orderly manner. We only tolerate the best. If you can't be fake, GET THE f**k OUT! Or just don't apply.

AVAILABLE POSITIONS

* People Staff: People Staff are in charge of modding the Community Forums. They have no final say in any big decisions and are often overlooked.
* Design Staff: Design Staff are in charge of modding the Design Forums. They never participate in anything going on and live in the queue. They're input is asked for, but not required, nor recieved.

REQUIREMENTS

* Hypocritical thinking.
* Any messaging system that is not associated with the forums! You must know how to use it as it is means for you to secretly single out who you hate without it being considered bashing as it isn't part of the forums.

HOW TO APPLY
We're desperate, so just apply!

Deadline is October 16th for applications, so get to submitting!

Please don't be afraid to apply as we'll read almost every application and judge the hell out of you!

APPLICATIONS ONLY!

**If you're selected, you will immediately assume the position of superior power, but your opinion still won't matter. It's like being a member with special powers, but these special powers suck.**
 
*tripvertigo*
post Oct 11 2007, 10:01 AM
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any my app again!

i would like to apply for design staff.
i have little to no experience with photoshop, and have no idea how to create a hyperlink with HTML.

But I'm great at redirecting people to tutorials! Sometimes I just say "oh gee i dunno!" and then wait for someone who actually deserves to be on design staff for "what they know" but is sadly still a regular member, to answer all the questions.

but i dont think createblog hires people based on things they know. i mean thats just stupid... HELLO?!
 
*tripvertigo*
post Oct 11 2007, 10:01 AM
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i just realized that this ISNT the VIP lounge.
Can somsone MOVE THIS or the original thraed?

*is slighty hungover*
 
*Spencer*
post Oct 11 2007, 10:04 AM
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Move the original...because it's original. Though it should stay in here, they won't admit their faults.
 
*Uronacid*
post Oct 11 2007, 10:04 AM
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cB hiring threads are still a joke :[
 
*stephinika*
post Oct 11 2007, 10:34 AM
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QUOTE(Spencer @ Oct 11 2007, 08:04 AM) *
Move the original...because it's original. Though it should stay in here, they won't admit their faults.

Huh?


I just woke up, maybe thats why I'm a little slow right now...but I'll move these to the VIP lounge then.
 
*Spencer*
post Oct 11 2007, 10:37 AM
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Guest
NO! REOPEN THE ONE I MADE AND MOVE THAT ONE!

Please _smile.gif
 
*tripvertigo*
post Oct 11 2007, 11:11 AM
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delete this one
 
*alovesopure*
post Oct 11 2007, 11:18 AM
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QUOTE(Uronacid @ Oct 11 2007, 11:04 AM) *
cB hiring threads are still a joke :[

console.gif It's okay, they wouldn't want you anyway.
 
*Spencer*
post Oct 11 2007, 11:24 AM
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Guest
FUCKING BITCHES! OPEN THE OTHER ONE! IT WAS OPEN WHEN IT WAS MOVED IN HERE, SO OPEN IT BACK UP, DAMMIT!
 
*alovesopure*
post Oct 11 2007, 11:26 AM
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Guest
OPEN
OPEN
OPEN
OPEN
OPEN
 
*Spencer*
post Oct 11 2007, 11:28 AM
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Guest
Take some fucking criticism, you uptight assholes.
 
EddieV
post Oct 11 2007, 11:42 AM
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cB Assassin
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Group: Official Member
Posts: 10,147
Joined: Mar 2004
Member No: 7,672
QUOTE
Hi! My name is Eddie. I'm not necessarily a hypocrite however I'm an arrogant a-hole. I hope that's good enough! I work as a banker during the daytime and sleep at nights, so mostly I'd never have time to come on. When I am on though, all I do is post pictures of myself, and always talk about myself. I hope you will all consider me!
 
*tripvertigo*
post Oct 11 2007, 12:40 PM
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i guess they dont have mod privileges in vip though.
 
*alovesopure*
post Oct 11 2007, 12:55 PM
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Head staff & admins have power here.
 
*Spencer*
post Oct 11 2007, 12:57 PM
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Guest
Whatever, let her be insecure about something that hasn't even happened yet.
 
*Michelle*
post Oct 11 2007, 12:58 PM
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QUOTE
Hello, I'd like to apply for this position.

I think I am perfect for it.

I like to be very nice on this site, and I use words such as "maybe", "if", "possibly," etc but I never mean it. I also throw down the ideas of people I dislike or even the ones who simply disagree with me!

But anyways, the juicy part:
I would like to move up the ladder to take down people, while chatting in secret chatrooms about how to get people to step down. Sometimes I'm joking, sometimes I'm not. But who cares?

I'm a H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E and I prefer the healthy way: brown sugar.

Thanks for reading over.
---
I'd like to apply for People Staff. Thanks.
 
*Spencer*
post Oct 11 2007, 12:58 PM
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Hello, I'm Spencer, and I'd like my thread re-opened.
 
Tung
post Oct 11 2007, 02:48 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
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Group: Staff Alumni
Posts: 14,309
Joined: Nov 2004
Member No: 65,593
I like to apply for the Banana Admin position

My experience is that I've had bananas up my arse many times, and I know how to work it. I've deep throated bananas, on many occasions, and I've gave it a hand job before.
 
*Insurmountable*
post Oct 11 2007, 03:00 PM
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^Why not just be people staff and you can spread the banana love across the forums victory.gif
 
Jeng
post Oct 11 2007, 03:55 PM
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Senior Member
*******

Group: Official Member
Posts: 7,149
Joined: Aug 2005
Member No: 213,509
hi im jengamelanga and i want to be the ruler of the forum createblogadog
 
*souperstition*
post Oct 11 2007, 06:23 PM
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QUOTE(tripvertigo @ Oct 11 2007, 10:01 AM) *
any my app again!

i would like to apply for design staff.
i have little to no experience with photoshop, and have no idea how to create a hyperlink with HTML.

But I'm great at redirecting people to tutorials! Sometimes I just say "oh gee i dunno!" and then wait for someone who actually deserves to be on design staff for "what they know" but is sadly still a regular member, to answer all the questions.

but i dont think createblog hires people based on things they know. i mean thats just stupid... HELLO?!

HIRED!

Jeng, I'm too lazy to look at your posts. I need you to be a bit more thorough in telling me why you think you should be considered for staff. Try a good two paragraphs, bonus points if you make me scroll. Good examples are "I have the ability to do a complete 180 if needed if it means agreeing with the majority of staff members" or "one of my biggest pet peeves is people who don't post anonymously in Anonymous Shoutouts, and as CB Staff I will make it my top priority to put a stop to that nonsense." No worries, though, I won't read it all. My mind's already made up. You'll find out after the hiring session. Good luck!
 
*Michelle*
post Oct 11 2007, 06:25 PM
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QUOTE(souperstition @ Oct 11 2007, 06:23 PM) *
HIRED!

Jeng, I'm too lazy to look at your posts. I need you to be a bit more thorough in telling me why you think you should be considered for staff. Try a good two paragraphs, bonus points if you make me scroll. Good examples are "I have the ability to do a complete 180 if needed if it means agreeing with the majority of staff members" or "one of my biggest pet peeves is people who don't post anonymously in Anonymous Shoutouts, and as CB Staff I will make it my top priority to put a stop to that nonsense." No worries, though, I won't read it all. My mind's already made up. You'll find out after the hiring session. Good luck!


SINCE WHEN WAS DANI ALLOWED TO HIRE?!
 
*alovesopure*
post Oct 11 2007, 06:34 PM
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SENSE NEVAR!


YAY! spenc, your topic is baccckkk!
 
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