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Pee on the floor..., So that's how it happens...
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post Aug 30 2007, 12:18 PM
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Well, I always wonder, "How the fuck do all these people piss on the floor?" When I goto a public restroom. Well, a few months back I when I went to go see the new Pirates of the Caribbean Movie I found out.

So I arrived at the theater. It was me and a bunch of people (everyone wanted to see this movie). So I bought my tickets and purchased a large soda (drink lots of fluid all day long). Anyways, I grabbed my soda and ran to the theater. I just start downing this thing. It was so good, and the movie was good. I loved every second. This soda tasted real good to. I think I may have even got a refill. I drank two 32 oz. glasses of soda, and never got off my ass to take a piss.

By the end of the movie, my bladder was stinging with pain. I couldn't miss a second of this movie. OMG, it was killing me. When the movie was close to being finished, I ran out to the doors of the theater to stand and watch from the floor just so I could be the first one to the rest room.

Finally, that stupid slut kissed the archer from LoTR, and I ran out of the theater. I think I may have unzipped my pants before I reached the door. I jumped into a stall (because I knew it would take a while), and let her rip!!

It felt so good, I though I was going to loose five pounds. Trouble was, I was peeing so hard that the dick was vibrating and I couldn't control it. So I was pissing in all these weird angles. I moved my body, to pee in the toilet, but then these drips of piss started to get on my pants. I moved to keep the drips from hitting my leg, but then I was peeing on the wall. It was actually hitting the wall so hard that it was flowing into the stall to my left.

So, I pulled down again, but then I was peeing on my pants again! FUCKING HELL!! I was so mad, and I couldn't pee in the toilet without peeing on myself. My brain was so confused. I ended up peeing all over that stall: The walls, the floor, the back of the toilet, the seat, my pants... by the time I was done there was a huge puddle of piss all over the floor and my pants. 64 oz of piss.... everywhere... I could only imagine if it were shit.

I was so embarrassed. I had piss all over my pants and was worried had hit the guy in the stall to my right or left. I walked out of the bathroom with the 32oz cup covering my pee stain. I ran to my car, and drove home to change my pants.... XD
 
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EddieV
post Aug 31 2007, 12:04 PM
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I peed while walking in the park at night before, that was fun.
 
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post Aug 31 2007, 03:45 PM
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You are just as bad as the f**king bitch hoverer people.you dont want butt cooties then use the toilet seat cover.

but yeah that sucks you had to piss on the floor.
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 11:39 AM
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LOLOLOL

Interesting story. Accidents happen but peeing all over the stall, toilet, floor, etc. is nasty.
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 11:44 AM
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Dang. I don't know how you did it. If it were me, I would've bounced to the bathroom before the movie even started. pinch.gif I don't have a very big bladder.
 
arghrawr
post Sep 1 2007, 11:47 AM
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Oh God I'm laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes.
I hope you made it out unseen.

I still derno how huge puddles of piss end up on the floors of the ladies' room. All you have to do is squat.
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 11:57 AM
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QUOTE(sourire @ Sep 1 2007, 04:47 PM) *
Oh God I'm laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes.
I hope you made it out unseen.

I still derno how huge puddles of piss end up on the floors of the ladies' room. All you have to do is squat.

there are trannys,and pussyhoverers that use the restrooms too.


pussyhoverers-bitches who hover their female organs and ass over the toilet seat.
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 12:16 PM
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LOL. Coke is nasty. It should have been Dr. pepper.
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 01:08 PM
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arghrawr
post Sep 1 2007, 01:40 PM
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QUOTE(Villainess @ Sep 1 2007, 12:57 PM) *
there are trannys,and pussyhoverers that use the restrooms too.
pussyhoverers-bitches who hover their female organs and ass over the toilet seat.

True.
Butttt I'm a pussyhoverer and I have always hit my intended target.
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post Sep 1 2007, 08:00 PM
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Lmao. Oh god you poor thing.. I would've been so humiliated even if no one was around mellow.gif

Luckily though, being a girl it's a little harder to miss the bowl if we're sitting down.
Although we don't really have much control over the direction. Ahaha xD
 
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post Sep 1 2007, 09:50 PM
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arghrawr
post Sep 1 2007, 10:52 PM
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I just got back from using a public restroom. And quel surprise, there's piss eveywhere. I'm pretty sure the user before me was a woman and not a tranny. Goddamn, at least wipe the toilet seat before you rush out of the stall!

 
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post Sep 4 2007, 08:06 AM
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QUOTE(brownsugar @ Sep 1 2007, 10:47 PM) *
Are you kidding me? laugh.gif Shit, I stay hovering.

They don't always have a toilet seat cover..and stilllllllll I rather have no contact with it all. The toilet has a pretty big hole, I don't understand why people keep missing it. sweating.gif


I do.. I understand... xD

QUOTE(sourire @ Sep 1 2007, 11:52 PM) *
I just got back from using a public restroom. And quel surprise, there's piss eveywhere. I'm pretty sure the user before me was a woman and not a tranny. Goddamn, at least wipe the toilet seat before you rush out of the stall!


I would have needed a mop...


Wait, how does pee end up all over the floor in a womens stall? You guys can't stand. You're forced to think on it.
 

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