if you care so much about school, then why do you even BOTHER going on cb, or being picky about what your parents serve you..? academics are your priorities right? THEN JUST EAT WHATEVER THE f**k THERE IS. IF THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH, do something about it yourself by COOKING. if you are unwilling to learn to cook, or are unwilling to buy the food to cook, then sorry buddy, LEARN TO DEAL.

I'm sorry that there's so many obstacles in your way preventing you from getting the food you like.

I say you starve. it'll be less of a hassle for you & everyone else.

okay...I will try to make this as easy for you to understand as possible.


IF YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT; YA f**kIN' DIG?

aww Kathy said what I was gonna say.


but yeah. i say we let him starve.

and no, i do not dig.

^ I'm all for his starvation

I dig I dig.

Wow, how come I missed all of this? I'm sad, ya dig?

^ don't worry. all you missed was us owning jason's face. It'll happen when he makes another post, so..no worries!

Tinaa! I love how you thought 'omgomgKATHY' was me in the Prada Phone thread

^ you wish you were me

....You know, I didn't read through EVERY post but.. Here's an idea:

You don't think your mother is taking care of you the right way by supplying you with junk food? Or babying you like it seems you think you deserve? Call Child Protective Services and state your supposed issues to a social worker. I mean, if it's THAT bad, going to a group home shouldn't be too horrible, right?

Sorry to the other CB'ers for continuing such a horrid thread, but I just had to say something. =\

How pathetic.

ya i do, but o well, just wait and starve till dinner

quit pickin on him


get some easy mac, cup noodles, microwave lasagna, and some f**kin pizza bites, just go with your mom or ask them for money so you can go


thats basically my diet right now(+fastfood), and f**k you all. I didn't learn how to cook until 16, Jason must have a year or two left before he has to learn. The easiest thing to cook is f**kin omelets.

For the record, a working paper can be picked up at your school. Its proof of your age and eligibility to work. You just need to get your parents to sign something, bring in a note from your doctor that you are fit to work, and fill out a small form.

And no. Employers don't usually ask for your report card. And absolutely not, employers never want to see you with your parents. That shows them that you can't do anything by yourself.

You could hustle from friends and buy a sub from you're profits.

mmm I totally dig that

^ would you like to respond to everyone's solutions to your oh so serious dilemma jason?

hahaha can you at least make a scrambled egg or omelette? its the easiest thing ever. i did it when i was in 2nd grade -___-!!! and i cooked for myself when i was 11.... girl, ur just plain lazy. probably dun wanna dirty them hands.

just TRY to cook. you said thers veges. go chop some garlic and fry it with veges until veges turn a darker green then stop... add moderate salt when nearly done and wa-la... _--_

+ its fun to cook and feel proud that you just made something yummy :D

(and its impressive to other pplz ;pp)

LOL OMG REALLY?! I totally wasn't paying attention and it was late at night.

Wow guys, I really think we're taking this a little out of proportion. Obviously he doesn't think he's less fortunate than other families who can't afford food, he's just saying that sometimes you look in the kitchen and it's like "blah" - you can't find anything that seems like something you might be able to put together. I mean, seriously, I've been there, half the time I go in my kitchen and I find the most random shit and it's like "wow we should really go grocery shopping". I honestly think that's all he's trying to say. =\

then he probably shouldn't be exaggerating



because people actually DO starve to death.

getting a job requires a moderate grasp of the english language, which he obviously doesn't have.

lmao ... why are you still posting? and have you read one essay i've written or have you heard me communicate in real life? obviously no, so shut the f**k up ... don't judge my english by reading what i'm saying here .. it's online what do you expect .. you don't need to type while being aware of some things, u f**king dig me? or are you too dumb to understand what i'm still saying? fat cheeked slut.