okay so, have your parents ever caught you doing something you shouldn't have been doing? :O

i remember when my ex was at my house, he was watching tv and i was massaging his neck and my mom walked in and was like "CHRISTINE. i need to talk to you in the other room NOW."

^oh i don't think a massage would get you into that much trouble.
I've never done anything bad enough to "get caught" over [relationship wise]

well my parents walked on me masturbating. no I'm not ashamed. What guy doesn't masturbate eh? And this was 2 years ago... but yes it was quite funny. Well, now it is.

my parents are asian.

Lol, did they say anything to you or did they just walk out of the room?

I never did anything that could get me in trouble because my mom wont let me have guys in my room..and shes hardly ever home and my dad could care less what I do.

Well ok I was at my then boyfriend's house and he had a bunk bed and at the end closest to his door there was the dinky little ladder to the top bed and then this little gap and stuff and so I climbed in through there and he laid down at the same time (totally unplanned) and so we started laughing a little and his great grandma (who he lives with) opened the door to ask if we wanted to order pizza and she saw us on the bed together and looked away and said, "Ok I'll leave you two alone." and closed the door.

yeah massages actually have a sexual connotation in the asian culture..

I was at Mishy's house once and we were on her couch just kissing, and her dad walked around the corner. Needless to say, we show no PDA around eachother anymore.

My boyfriend's mom walked in us while we were at the computer.

I was wearing... not very much. She was like... right. And left then came back in and then told my boyfriend she didn't want him to do anything he'll regret.

The really funny thing is that when my boyfriend was packing for our Spring Break to Orlando with other friends, his father went into my boyfriend's room. He then handed my bf a box of condoms and said, "Here, use these." The same pack of condoms was packed with his medicine for college.

My whole family walked in on me giving 3 guys blowjobs.

uhm.. well my parents "almost" walk in on my boyfriend and i... when he kidna finger me... not completely inside my pants but just outside..and all of a sudden he kinda took his hand away slyly and then i looked at something where he was looking and found my mom but i guess she didnt see, she just smiled and asked if we wanted some popcorn, but we said no, and after she left, we both looked at each other and laughed (": luckily we didnt get caught XP

my mom has caught me..er..spanking the monkey...loads of times.

her reaction every time:

"what are you doing"

me: "oh nothing".

i need to learn to be more careful.

no, i think she means asians are really strict. im asian. my parents are really strict. a back massage is like having sex

my mom found condoms in my room. she didn't say anything until a year later though.

my parents are asian.
asian parents (at least mine) are anal about any contact with a boy. they think hugging is innappropriate

no no, massages seriously carry sexual connotations. massage parlors in asia are like whore houses..freals.

Once the mother of my bf walked in on us while we we're just laying on eachother, clothes half off... and once when we were busy :P But she never saw something or whatever, or caught us in the act.. But it was obvious though. But she doesnt cares.
My mom never walked in on something like that, luckily.

If I want to do anything remotely intimate with my bf...we'll go to his house or something....nevr at mine....my parents would kill him....then kill me after that.

Aw Christine! My parents aren't thaat bad. Umm...nope, thank god. My parents would NOT be happy at all. They've seen us peck on the lips but thats about it. There's been close calls, but after those, we've been much more careful.

The only thing my parents have seen us do is hold hands and nothing more.

I remember this one time he was over at my house and my sister and cousin were FINALLY out of the room. And after about 30 seconds of making out on the bed my sister bursts in with and says "Hey guys, I'm back!!!" Which causes me to fall off the bed and him to jump up. And she just had this huge smile on her face and says "I'm gonna go now!!" And she skips away...she did it on purpose, I swear.

my dad totally tried to sneak on me and well an ex when we were "watching" tv
but i think he saw us kiss.
it was awkard cause he asked us what we were doing...

wow.




Uh no I don't think so. I make pretty sure things like that don't happen. OH NEVERMIND. xD Josh's step dad kind of person walked in on us when we were uh doing things and that was very surprising. And he like stood there and talked to us like for 30 minutes and he said he never saw anything except for blankets...so we'll keep it to that.

she/he must have a big mouth to fit three little kids penis' in there.

I hope you're not interpreting it as 3 blowjobs all at the same time.

He/She got triple-teamed then triple-creamed. :[