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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELBA!
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post Aug 8 2007, 05:55 PM
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Haha. I wish I could look at the situation from the outside and tell myself to just forget about him, but I can't.
 
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post Aug 8 2007, 06:51 PM
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This calls for some partying. A little socializing will get the good ol' Elba out, no? sad.gif
 
Ington
post Aug 8 2007, 06:59 PM
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NO WAY, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY? I'VE MISSED SO MUCH.

edit: ..deceiving title. :[

I came back to cb for you.
So smile and do a little dance.
 
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post Aug 8 2007, 07:07 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Apr 17 2005, 03:29 PM) *
I thought this should be its own topic. >.>

A sonnet by me. The structure: 14 lines, abab cdcd efef gg, iambic pentameter.

This is to you my dearest Ariel,
You have one of the best abs on CB,
They make me think of a damn burial,
Just kidding cause they make me think of me.

When you take off your shirt it makes me wet,
I think of all the fun that we could have,
To get you in my bed, oh my, just bet,
And think of all the fun that we could have.

Although you said my breats are silicone,
And that you lick better than all the rest,
I did forget to mention on the phone,
That I want you to lick my sexy chest.

So Ariel, although you smell like poo,
I want to let you know that i love you.

[bows]

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post Aug 8 2007, 07:08 PM
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Ariel, you're ass best be staying around.
 
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post Aug 8 2007, 07:17 PM
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Elba: Greatest. Poem. EVAR.
Rachel: I'll try, baby. And, your*. ;D
 
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post Aug 8 2007, 07:32 PM
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Ohh you are riiiight, too much marijuana.
 
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post Aug 8 2007, 10:40 PM
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ariel!! you better stay here this time.


ELBA, you should be the one making him grovel at your feet, him begging you to take him back.
wow, that is so grammatically weird.
 
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post Aug 8 2007, 11:31 PM
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i'm pretty sure that i've never talked to you in my whole cb life. haha.

but hell, i mean i've seen you around enough to know that tons of guys would chop off their left nuts to be with you. you're a hilarious person with enough personality for your whole neighborhood, and if he treats you like shit, he's shit. you're obviously too good for him.

and cb loves you :) but you already know, right?

edit;
oh yeahh, if you ever feel angry enough to poison this dude, let me know, because i can totally help you out there.
 
heyyfrankie
post Aug 8 2007, 11:56 PM
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ELBA SUZZANNE MARIA CHARLENE GARCIA GONZALES!!!!!
you (and your long ass mexican name) do not need that a-hole.

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I f**kING LOVE YOU, OKAY?!! mad.gif
 
*Elba*
post Aug 9 2007, 12:01 AM
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You guys are hilarious laugh.gif Thank you so much.

You know what would make me feel even better? If someone helped me figure out how to send a message to a person under 16 on myspace eyebrowes.gif I can't lower my age and she hasn't accepted my friend request.

Oh man, if you could see the message I am sending her laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 12:11 AM
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QUOTE(Elba @ Aug 8 2007, 10:01 PM) *
You know what would make me feel even better? If someone helped me figure out how to send a message to a person under 16 on myspace eyebrowes.gif
HAHAHAHAH. loool.gif loool.gif

I don't know how to, but for someone reason, that line was HILARIOUS.
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 12:13 AM
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elba, don't go all rico on us now.

jaykay rico. jayyykay
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 12:14 AM
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Well, here is the thing. I made a fake profile to befriend this home wrecker--really. We were messaging each other, her knowing the profile was fake, but then she got mad and deleted it from her friends list. Now, I am trying to respond, through my real profile, but she has her age set at 15. OOOOOOOOH mad.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 01:36 AM
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^^
Haha, oh jeez...and is that really your whole name? Wow, it beats mine I think! But anyways, I agree with Rachel, it should be him begging you to come back...though I know its hard to step out from where you are in the situation and agree but try your best hon. You're a toughie I know it.

And on a side note...ARIELLLL! throb.gif hug.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 02:10 AM
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Haha, thanks Steph. My name is only Elba O----- Ho--. Short, really. Frankie is just racist against Mexicans agains rolleyes.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 06:38 AM
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Elba, you pedo! Haha!
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 08:48 AM
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Silly Elba, trix are for kids!


Hello Ariel :), you don't know me but I know you :D I hear you made Michelle's ex jealous rofl1.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 08:49 AM
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QUOTE(Steven @ Aug 9 2007, 09:48 AM) *
Silly Elba, trix are for kids!
Hello Ariel :), you don't know me but I know you :D I hear you made Michelle's ex jealous rofl1.gif


Good job you tramp. :D
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 09:22 AM
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^Hmmm?
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 09:24 AM
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QUOTE(Steven @ Aug 9 2007, 10:22 AM) *
^Hmmm?


"I'm gonna chain you/ Make you sleep out of doors/ You're so fetching when you're down on all fours/ And when you hear your master/ You will come a little faster, thanks to/ Bitch School."
-Spinal Tap (Bitch School)

Download it off limewire, it's about dog training.
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 09:29 AM
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I was asking what you meant by your previous statement, but aside from that, let's stick to the topic :)
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 09:33 AM
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QUOTE(Steven @ Aug 9 2007, 10:29 AM) *
I was asking what you meant by your previous statement, but aside from that, let's stick to the topic :)


Good idea.
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 12:34 PM
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You're one of the good ones. Happy Birthday, may all your dreams come true.
 
*Elba*
post Aug 9 2007, 12:35 PM
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Thank you, I hope they do.
 
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