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post Jul 11 2007, 12:19 AM
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yeah guys. describe how it feels when your penis is excited. you know, when you're wacking your weewee, wagging yourself, you know.. jacking off to arrive at ejaculation. when the water is out of the hose, when saliva is spit out of a mouth, when evil knievel is shot out of a cannon, when goku does the kamehameha, when semen escapes your crotchhole.

like.. it feels like you've just pissed after holding in piss for so long?

elaborate, please
 
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Castaway
post Jul 26 2007, 12:03 AM
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i feel stupid after it. damn hormones.
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 12:40 AM
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arggg i ler it
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 01:41 AM
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hmm...well MINI hit it right on the head. (no pun intended).

but yeah, believe it or not, the best part is right before you come. I mean, the actual ejactulation is great, but the VERY SECOND right before feels so incredible.

my orgasms last anywhere from 20 to 60 seconds. But my dick 'pulses' for about 2 or 3 minutes after.

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post Jul 26 2007, 01:48 AM
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Oh my god, Frankie! ohmy.gif
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 02:02 AM
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WHAAAAAAAAAT? _unsure.gif
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 02:27 AM
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TMI!!
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 02:28 AM
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LMAFOOO


wtf? how can that be too much information when compared to the first post?!!

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post Jul 26 2007, 02:30 AM
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We did not need to know that your dick pulses for 5 hours.
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 02:34 AM
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lmfao

YOU WOULD IF IT WAS PULSING IN YOU. eyebrowes.gif

oh..did i use YOUR special emoticon?

IMMA BETCH SLAP YOU, SHET BAG.
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 02:35 AM
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That's my smiley! cry.gif

& I don't know why I don't know the significance behind "shet bag" and "betch". Care to enlighten me?

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post Jul 26 2007, 02:35 AM
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i'm watcingthe video now and cant' stop lauging...

so i feel the need to call you one, too? blink.gif
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 02:36 AM
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Oh no, I mean, I don't know where everyone is getting that from. LINK ME
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 02:39 AM
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

watch the whole tihng, of course, but my favorite part takes place at about....25 seconds in :]
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 02:44 AM
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OMG WTF rofl1.gif

That was awesome.
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 02:45 AM
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LOLLLL i know.
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post Jul 26 2007, 02:51 AM
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QUOTE(ventriloquist @ Jul 26 2007, 02:39 AM) *
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA


WHAT. THE. f**k. WAS. THAT. mellow.gif mellow.gif mellow.gif I am sooooooooooooooooooooo traumatized right now.
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 02:55 AM
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ohmy.gif Frankie! eyebrowes.gif

Naughty boy!
 
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post Jul 26 2007, 03:04 AM
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post Jul 26 2007, 03:07 AM
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QUOTE(lomanasq @ Jul 26 2007, 03:04 AM) *
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Thats nice. We really dont care.
 
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post Aug 6 2007, 01:48 AM
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To me, it feels like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

...

Am I doing it right?
 
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post Aug 6 2007, 02:01 AM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Jul 11 2007, 01:19 PM) *
when goku does the kamehameha


fasho. explosions.
 
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post Aug 6 2007, 02:42 AM
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post Aug 6 2007, 07:49 AM
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QUOTE(aznraver396 @ Jul 21 2007, 01:43 PM) *
Guys' orgasms have to be better since they masturbate so often.

I don't understand that logic at all.

QUOTE(aznraver396 @ Jul 21 2007, 01:43 PM) *
Sometimes I think theirs are better than ours.

Maybe when it comes to actual intercourse (I wouldn't know, I've never had sex), but my orgasms are flipping out of this world. And we have MULTIPLE orgasms. And you know, each orgasm builds off the other orgasm, so by the last orgasm your in such a state of awesomeness that somebody could jump off a cliff and die in front of you and you couldn't help but giggle because, damn, isn't the world grand?
 
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post Aug 6 2007, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE(yobaka3 @ Aug 6 2007, 08:49 AM) *
Maybe when it comes to actual intercourse (I wouldn't know, I've never had sex), but my orgasms are flipping out of this world. And we have MULTIPLE orgasms. And you know, each orgasm builds off the other orgasm, so by the last orgasm your in such a state of awesomeness that somebody could jump off a cliff and die in front of you and you couldn't help but giggle because, damn, isn't the world grand?

Agreed. After a good round I couldn't really care if my house caught on fire. At least, for the first few minutes. I've never been able to achieve multiple orgasm while masturbating. I would like to know how whistling.gif

Female orgasm ... It's the build up that's the best. I love it when I'm taken just before the climax and then stopped. Keep it up for half an hour, the final crash is amazing, even if I did want to rip the guys head off before when he wouldn't let me come biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 29 2007, 09:27 PM
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when i am at the point of no return my dick feels fat and hot and like electric shocks run allover my body and the stuff spits out and i almost pass out
 
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