So you think you have what it takes to become a Secret Agent Staffer? Great, because we're looking for more people to hire! Remember, being a Secret Agent Staff member is a job that takes responsibility and dedication, and not just a title to show off.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR

• The best. Secret Agent Staff, though recently new, has become all the rage. With more perks than actual staff, we'd like to invite you to apply. Though we can't specify what these amazing perks are, they are sure to be worth it.

AVAILABLE POSITIONS

• Secret Agent Staffer: As we are all equal, we will all share the same postion, which can not be said here.

REQUIREMENTS

• Coolness.
• A willingness to work with the best.

HOW TO APPLY
Simply come up with the best new slogan to be place under "Secret Agent Staff" in our signatures (has to be 8 lines). On top of that, please state why you would be the best candidate.

Deadline is July 21st for applications, so get to submitting!

Please don't be afraid to apply as we'll read almost every application!

APPLICATIONS ONLY!

what a great spokesman to enforce the rule.

I'm sorry that you feel that way. CreateSecret was created with a specific purpose, and is not to be used for any other posting, as was the case with CBNewsStaff. If you would like to create a shared account for a specific and productive purpose, I would suggest that you contact an Administrator with your request.

WTF? Aaah, Why do you guys ALWAYS ruin fun? Is it getting out of hand? No.

Aah, what do I care, I'm not a part of it but still. zeeheihreu!!

Oh, James, you were WAY better when you were just an ordinary boy like us. You're like them now, all mean and too serious.

I swear, being a staff does horrible things to people, nobody believes me though!!

god forbid we make a shared account to have fun because that is definitely not allowed.

Spencer, PM Micron, he's online. You're more persuasive than I am.

Elba, you've got boobs! Micron will DEFINATELY listen to you!

Elba, as per your written request, the written rule regarding shared usernames can be found here, in the second post. HERE

Spencer, given that the fun you've had with the username thus far has extended to member bashing someone who liked someone you didn't, I would say I have every reason to be wary.

i don't recall posting on the account but once.

I meant a general 'you.'

Elba made the post I was refering to.

i thought ip addresses weren't to be checked UNLESS it needed to be.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Anyway, we're good to go:
^From Jusun, btw.

They weren't checked, I can see them at the top of each post. I don't have the power to run a genuine IP search. In any case, a vioation of the Community Guidelines is precisely the circumstances under which a search is deemed acceptable.

With that said, it doesn't alter the fact that it is not permitted for you to use a shared account. I have neither the authority nor the inclination to grant you that permission, so again, I recommend that you take this up with an Administrator.

Permission granted.

welp, jusun said we're good.

i do, however, like the fact that you had the balls to verbally warn us, but just let "natalie" off with a nice friendly warning. say it was because she was "new", but we had yet to do anything wrong on the account.

Access granted.

I wouldn't have warned anyone outright just for saying someone was 'daft.' It was a nudge in the right direction.

Well, if you have permission, go for it.

saying someone is fat and pudgy is giving them a nudge in the right direction to lose weight.

elba, i/m me @ sp3nca

Well then we will just have to agree to disagree.

fair enough.

Oh yeah is that a threat. Don't give yourself power that you don't have. I'm warning you new kid.

Speaking of powers we don't have...

^ I'm not talking about that kind of warning

Okay.

Anyway, none of us are "new".

^ You is more new then I am. Welcome to cb dude

P.s. Sorry to get off topic.

Please be informed that all of us have been here twice as long as you. Did you not believe us when we said that 'SecretAgentStaff' was actually a part of Secret Agent Staff? We're not some new kid, acting like Secret Agent Staff was our idea, rather, we made an account FOR the "club".

If it'll help you to remember, please re-read this thread.