The Worst Knock-Knock Joke You Ever Heard, What is the worst knock-knock joke ever? |
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The Worst Knock-Knock Joke You Ever Heard, What is the worst knock-knock joke ever? |
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![]() Eeeeeh gladiator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,957 ![]() |
What's the worst knock-knock joke you ever heard or can come up with? That's so pitifully bad that the thought of it actually being "good" makes you laugh even harder?
Keep it clean :) |
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It's gotta be one I saw on Spongebob squarepants...
Sponge: Knock Knock! Squid: Who's there? Sponge: *giggles* I AM!!! |
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![]() Eeeeeh gladiator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,957 ![]() |
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*karmakiller* |
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- Knock, knock.
> Who's there? - Sham > Sham Who? - I don't know, we were talking about your mom. |
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![]() -Officially Insane- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 870 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,293 ![]() |
Knock Knock
Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? --- ...Nobody who? --- |
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![]() Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 ![]() |
I saw this on the Amanda Show
Knock Knock who's there? Banana Banana who? I'm gonna hit you with a banana. |
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 ![]() |
yeah those hillbilly ones on the Amanda Show were ridiculous. |
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![]() R U A Q T ? [; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 ![]() |
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^yeahh i was just thinking of the orange/banana ones. the annoy me soo much
![]() im tired of knock knock -whos there? boo -boo who? oh, dont cryyyy |
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this is so lame but XD
knock knock whos there pickle pickle who? pickle...... >_> |
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![]() One Love. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Duplicate Posts: 1,079 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 410,480 ![]() |
knock knock
who's there atch atch who? (atchoo) god bless you! |
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![]() Pocketful of Sunshine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 ![]() |
The Hillbilly's on The Amanda Show were awesome.
![]() Knock Knock Who's there? I I who? I MISS YOU! EKEKEKEJDNFKJANDHABHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEAHAHWHAHAHWH! Possibly the worst and best ever IMO. |
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![]() vengeance. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,058 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,024 ![]() |
> knock knock
< whos there? > nacho < nacho who? > nacho cheese i find that one stupid yet i find the stupidity hilarious. |
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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? --- ...Nobody who? --- It actually stops after the first "nobody who", but I thought it was really funny the first time. Here's one. Tell whoever you're telling the joke to to point up with their index finger above their head, and tell them to make a circle. Knock knock - Who's there? Woo - Woo hoo. -.- |
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