what are the ways you've been dumped or dumped someone.

ive done one break up..
through text messaging :P

1)text messaging
2)tell them you're bipolar
3)Call them night and day till they take their number elsewhere.. (ive done it :P.. Rejection)
4)"you're not my type"
5)"give them your local rejection hotline number
6)"sorry i dont date ugly people" (it was mean but i didnt know what else to say)
7)"im a lesbian" (it didnt work cause they asked me to makeout with some chick... i didnt)
8)"no speakie english" (didnt work either.. i live in miami.. everyone knows 2 languages)
9)"im not ready to date yet"
10)Be obnoxious as hell

Rejection Hotline.. look for your listing

so post yours or something that you would say... never know maybe you're helping someone by writing this!!