12 types of girls |
 Feb 10 2007, 11:16 PM
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Hi! I found this & thought this was pretty interesting for some odd reason. Just wanted to see if anyone agreed with this/fit the "sterotype" I personally don't I think I'm a mixture of of those "genres" as I like to call them as I think most women are not fit into just one. Well read & give some input
 -Camille 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak. d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement. 3. Ms. Independent Advantages a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it. b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined. c. She's great for (business) conversation. d. She keeps it real and has goals. e. She knows how to please a man. Disadvantages a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own. b. She will eventually say f**k you and get a dildo. c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals. 4. Ms. Dyme Advantages a. She's top of the line. b. She stays looking like a fantasy. c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match. d. She considers herself a "model" e. Gets you on hard whenever you see her. f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care. Disadvantages a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks. b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks. c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry. d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her. 5. Ms. Tomboy Advantages a. She's cool and laid back. b. She'll be willing to play rough with you. c. Of course, she loves sports. d. Her body is athletically divine. e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around. f. She's a diamond in the rough. Disadvantages a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga. b. She might not want to change her appearance. c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track. 6. Ms. Ghetto Advantages a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you. b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail. c. She's always stays fresh. d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation. e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied. Disadvantages a. She doesn't know how to act in public. b. Your mama can't stand her. c. You get into with her every other second. d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD. e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal. 7. Ms. Good Girl Advantages a. She's always there for you. b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool. c. Your mother loves her. d. You can see yourself falling in love with her. e. You are her first everything. f. She makes you feel like a man. Disadvantages a. She's an A or B situation either: A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie. 8. Ms. Main Advantages a. She is the one you respect. b. She probably may know about the others but might not care. c. She has all the qualities you want in a female. d. You've been with her forever. Disadvantages a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment. b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass 9. Ms. Psycho Advantages a. She's fun and spontaneous. b. She's down to earth. c. She loves you unconditionally. d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her. e. She makes you feel loved. Disadvantages a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass. b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you. c. She can manipulate the hell out of you. d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side. e. f**kin' with her can make your life a living hell. 10. Ms. I have a Man Advantages a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway. b. She looks good. c. You have an intense night of passion with her. Disadvantages a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man. b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man. c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass. d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man. 11. Ms. Tease Advantages a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy. b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY. c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you. d. Everything she does is just so sensual. e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it. f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm. g. Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first. Disadvantages a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it. b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about. c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable) 12. MRS. RIGHT Advantages a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions. b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy. c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's. d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body. e. She believes in God and follows his virtues. f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%. g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually. h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you. i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are. j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight. k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend. l. You love being around her more than your boys. m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex. n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever. o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But she's also intelligent enough to leave. p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman. Disadvantage a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go |
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May 24 2007, 06:03 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
I don't like the last one. I don't believe in the right one... There's always flaws.
 Of course, me being a girl, I do wish I could be her. |
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May 24 2007, 06:33 PM
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 Get at me Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,964 |
yo i like this. where did u find it?
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May 24 2007, 08:31 PM
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QUOTE 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 
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May 25 2007, 12:58 AM
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 What a sick, masochistic lion. Group: Member Posts: 1,853 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,535 |
Interesting read... this seems like one of those myspace bulletin / chain letter type things. Haha, quite funny. |
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May 25 2007, 09:57 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,480 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 444,349 |
I guess im a tease and a good girl. wierd mixture lol. I can be a tease and i can not be. lol
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May 25 2007, 05:00 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 332 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,651 |
LMAO...my topic came back!
QUOTE(Ma Ass is WOW @ May 24 2007, 03:34 PM)  Alrite, so which is the one that wants to bone me? ...I'm going to ignore that  QUOTE(krn_kiddo254 @ May 24 2007, 04:33 PM) yo i like this. where did u find it? It was a myspace bulletin |
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Jan 20 2008, 02:23 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
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Jan 20 2008, 02:44 AM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
just keep bumping topics, tung.
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Jan 20 2008, 02:56 AM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Women are so important they can't be classified or categorized into a certain group. Each woman is beautiful and unique, no matter what faults they have.....I love girls girls girls girls, girls I do adoooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee!
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Jan 20 2008, 02:58 AM
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tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
awwww. how nice
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Jan 20 2008, 03:55 AM
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 Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 20 2008, 02:56 AM) Women are so important they can't be classified or categorized into a certain group. Each woman is beautiful and unique, no matter what faults they have. NEGATIVE. |
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Jan 20 2008, 04:01 AM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(MissHygienic @ Jan 20 2008, 03:55 AM) NEGATIVE. DEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR I just wanted to see which girl would catch that full of shit answer first. Of course girls fall into categories, if they didn't, they would be all the same. Unfortunately, no one girl is like the other. FACT! |
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Jan 20 2008, 04:09 AM
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Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 20 2008, 04:01 AM) DEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR I just wanted to see which girl would catch that full of shit answer first. Of course girls fall into categories, if they didn't, they would be all the same. Unfortunately, no one girl is like the other. FACT! I could slap yo face back-handed for doing such a thing. P.S. I saw you in that thread, "No Money=No Honey" tonight. I don't mess with broke niccas, so. . . I GOT ONE OF YOUR KIDS, AND NOW I WANT CHILD SUPPORT AND PRE-NUP. |
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Jan 20 2008, 02:53 PM
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muhfucka yo mama's a bitch Group: Banned Posts: 1,461 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 506,674 |
ay no one answered my question.
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Jan 20 2008, 03:07 PM
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Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
QUOTE(YaGurlSukedMe2SLeep @ Jan 20 2008, 11:53 AM) ay no one answered my question. Number one. After you get out of college and get a job.
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Jan 20 2008, 03:09 PM
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muhfucka yo mama's a bitch Group: Banned Posts: 1,461 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 506,674 |
NF
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Jan 20 2008, 03:11 PM
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Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
YOU WANTED SOMEONE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, SO I DID. YOU'RE NF.
EDIT// ... I got nothing. f**k. |
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Jan 20 2008, 03:12 PM
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muhfucka yo mama's a bitch Group: Banned Posts: 1,461 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 506,674 |
skinny i am =]
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Jan 20 2008, 03:23 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Banned Posts: 252 Joined: Jan 2008 Member No: 608,556 |
just me myself and I
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Jan 21 2008, 10:09 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
QUOTE(B-NOX @ Jan 20 2008, 03:23 PM) just me myself and I dat got nuttinn da dooo with da titlee foo.. stopp spaminn!!! |
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