I want you to go to your bathroom mirror and just stare into your own eyes. Clear your mind and stare into your own eyes. Don't focus on your reflection, don't focus on anything, keep your mind blank. Realize this will be the closest thing to peace you will ever know. Life is chaotic, people die by accident, on purpose, or just die everyday. The world is full of Apathetic fucks who are too selfish to realize what they do to real people. Now here is what you do next. Still looking in the mirror? Good. Okay, here's what to do.
*Edit: I've never gone back and edited the first post before. The only reason I do it now is to properly explain the point or what the point of this post became, which is a listing of blatant stereotypes and goofs on people you know or don't like or are friends with. I know almost all the people I've listed so far which makes it much easier to mock them. haha. But don't use names I guess or it'd be considered bashing to some extent.:Finish*

• Emo: Cut your wrists, you have no life so end it stupid. Seriously, you complain that no one cares about you, try caring about others. Stop being selfish.
• Gangster: Please, please, please run into the middle of traffic or rush headfirst into a gunfight, or snort lots of cocaine, just do something so I won;t see your punk ass on the street.
• Hoes: Just take care of your kids bitches. Otherwise they grow into the men who f**ked you and left.
• Christians: Try to love a little more.
• Manic Depressive Schizo's: STOP TELLING ME YOUR f**king PROBLEMS, I DON'T CARE AT ALL! Seek help you fucko's.
• Elitists: Hmm, smirk all you want you self-loving dipshit, I couldnt give a rat's ass who painted a cambells can or wrote a song that was on the radio in 1973.
• Crazy Soccer Mom's Living Vicariously Through Their Children: Great job raising your kids. Don;t be suprised when they drop your ass in a nursing home.

Now, if anyone has any more they would like to add, please feel free.

Christians: Try to love a little more. I definitely do.
I didnt actually go look in the mirror though, I was too lazy to get up. And of course, if I had, then I wouldn't have been able to read the rest of your post.

Let's see um

Posers: Get a life and stop being someone you're not.

haha. Maybe I should start using smileys. That was meant to be sarcastic and was meant to reflect my disdain on the phoney happiness many christians give off. I'm not gonna lie, its mostly upper-class white christians, the ones who hold bake sales and talk endlessly about the weather cause any other topic will start a ferocious debate. Its always the white upper-class christians.

Dude, no. I know what you're talking about. I'm definitely not an "upper class" christian.
Never been to a bake sale. And talking about weather is somewhat lame.
I actually enjoy debating, but not ferociously.

Uhm, but yeah, I apologize for not catching your sarcasm.

Thankfully I don't come under any of those....or do I?

Hmmm Ok I'm none of those. I guess the CLOSEST would be Christian....but I'm full of kindness anyways *teehee*.

*walks off*

No you are not! I know your true colours. Juu ish vwery evil. And you know it!

• Gamer moms in their 30's playing video games with their kids instead of doing homework with them because society says it's the right thing to do: SLACKER! Get off your a$$ and work on multiplication tables or something. Or not...

Haha if i HAD to choose one i would probably be it would be......Manic Depressive Schizo's.

Help OH MIGHTY KING OF HORSE SHIT...
i fit into 4 of the catagories...
Emo
Christian
Manic Depressive Schizo
and last but not least
Elitist

what to do? what do do?

i guess ill just cut my wrists, offer the blood as a sacrifice to god...
go on a homicidal rampage because of gods and satans voices arguing in my head... and then conquer the voices and the feeling of passing out ill probably have since, you know, ive been running around without a hand and loosing a lot of blood for the past half hour, to ask one useless piece of trivia " who the hell cares? why the hell do you care?"

and when you cant answer the question ( since it is wayyy to difficult for your low mental capacity to compute) ill answer, in my bragging tone of voice of course, "because you are a sterotypical idiot who is just jealous because you cant and wont ever fit into one of the AWESOME catagories you listed above. "

get a life.

:Q

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MIDDLE AGED MEN PRETENDING TO BE 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS ON THE INTERNET TRYING TO CYBER: GO SCREW YOUR MOTHERS.

Yeah thats me.

haha. Dont cry too much. If ever I was to be jealous of an Emo, they'd have to have a lot of money or f**king some incredibly hot russian chick who doesnt know the difference between sane people and morons. To be honest, I don't care. I couldn't give a rats dick. Then again, I doubt anyone cares what my mood is or who I want to anonymously shout out to or why black people are called black, no one gives a shit. This right here is the purpose of creating these stupid topics, so that you can argue with the pissass who thinks you give a rats dick(Rats dick is something Im trying out. Be on the lookout for Douchetits and fucktard). Id also like to state that Emo people are useless and will never contribute anything of any real worth. Go be individuals in your 7 person cry group and watch eachothers mascara drip. Go to your suburb homes where your parents try to conversate on some basic human level while you pretend they dont pay attention to you. I would rather be forced to watch Golden Girls repeats for 20 hours than spend 5 minutes with an Emo, you f**kin lepers. Take a bright shiny day and find its flaws. Whatever, just go f**k yourself or kill yourself or cry or do something that takes you away from public eyes because you represent every worthless butt munch on the face of the planet who no one gives a shit about. Honestly, learn something from this. Seriously.

MESSAGE TO ALL EMO CHILDREN:

Stop thinking that no one cares about you in the world. It's true, I'm gonna tell you that right now. No one cares about you save for your friends and your family, that's it. The public does not give a shit about you, or anyone else for that matter. All those disapproving eyes who casualy glide past you don;t give you a second thought as soon as you are out of eyeshot. People dont actually care what the hell you do, as long as youre not famous. And all these emo faux rock stars don't give two shits about you either. They write the way they do beause it sells albums. Didnt anyone else notice that Green Day dyed their hair all black and started wearing all black after Emo people hit the scene. Before that they wore college clothes, which means striped polos and tan shorts. I guess the point Im making is NO ONE CARES, GET OVER IT. Thank you.

i love the golden girls:D have all the seasons!

wow. are you paranoid your perfect reputation is going to be ruined...
i dont need to know your whole lifes story...
lol
pecché me dici sti
parole amare...
oh right, cause youre you.

umm...what?

hey, im an Elitist... im not supposed to make sense to simple minded people:D

Yeah, I think youre screwing up the definition there retard. I dont think knowing a few sentences in another language qualifies you as an elitist. Knowing a lot of useless information that no one really cares about and then pretending like you're better than they are because they dont know makes you an elitist, be the topic comic books, regular books, vinyl records, politics, movies, television, sports, cooking, etc. So no, youre not an elitist. But you are an emo bitch. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was one of the stupidest movies Ive ever seen. Grab your f**kin balls (unless youve decided to cut other places besides your wrists), put on The Godfather, wash the f**kin gel out of your hair, grab a beer, smoke some weed, and enjoy yourself, its really not that hard. Youre never gonna find the "perfect woman" who thinks just like you and understands you completely, it doesnt work like that. Instead of crying in your room with the lights off and the windows painted black, go out to a movie with some chick from school(NOT TIM BURTON'S ANYTHING) and get laid Douche-tits.

I honestly believe that everyone who falls into the stereotype of emo will one day snap out of it. Telling them to will not speed up the process, it usually does the reverse.

And I think we all need to live a lil' more , but I will keep that in mind.

the male mind is so amusing.
especially since you keep assuming im a guy. even after the fact that it clearly shows im a gal at the top.
meh. i know im not screwing up the definition. im just straightening it out :D
and for shame. wash your mouth... no one likes a potty mouth. lol

Well, I have to apologize for assuming you were a guy. Im sure its not the first time its happened on this site or in your actual life. On further inspection I saw that you were canadian, which would explain a lot.

lol... true. it wouldnt be the first time i was mistaken for a guy. you got me there. (stupid gr.3 haircut)
yeah. canadians are great, EH?
hey jeremy, jeremy...if I throw a stick, will you leave?
dont be foolish jeremy.
make the right choice jeremy.
its a matter of life and death jeremy
we know where you live.

again, umm...what?

Is that an example of your Emo poetry? I thought it all had to do with black empty bottomless voids that swallow your soul and discard all your humanity and blood rushes from your wrists and all that crazy shit that depresses me even as Im making fun of it?

its not poetry. its a proclamation of my love for you.