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ang kwento na ito ay narinig ko lang sa isang seminar na dinaluhan ko ukol sa ethical standards sa pagtratrabaho patikular sa mga nasa gobyerno. Magandang aral ang mapupulut sa kwento tungkol sa bukugang baboy, kung atin lamang isasapuso. Ayon sa kwento, may isang lalaki na may ari ng isang napagaling na bulugang baboy. Magaling in a snce na sa loob lamang ng isang araw ay marami itong nabubulog ( nalalahian o nakaka-sex) na inahing baboy. Hindi lamang sa kanilang lugar kundi sa mga karatig lugar. Ito ang ikinabubuhay ng lalaki na may ari sa kanya.
Nakarating umano ang tungkol sa masipag na bulugang baboy sa Bereau of Animal Industry (BAI) . Nagkataon naman na may programa ang gobyerno ng libreng pabulog sa kanayunan. naisip ng mga taga-BAI na mas maganda kung ang naturang baboy ang gagamitin nila sa kanilang programa. Sa madaling sabi ay nilapitan nila ang may ari para bilhin ang bulugan. ayaw syempre ng may ari dahil ito lamang ang kanyang ikinabubuhay. Para napapayag ang may ari inalok ito ng Bai sa halagang 50,000 php kapalit ng bulugan. Umiral ang pagiging praktical ng may ari dahil makakapag simula sya ng pangarap na tindahan ng mga feeds, pwede uli siyang bumili ng bulugang baboy na sana kasing husay ng kanyang alaga. kaya kahil masakit sa kalooban, ibenenta niya ang bulugan, lalo pa at sabi naman ng mga taga BAi ay para sa mas nangangailangan ang pag gagamitan sa barakong baboy. To make the story short, nakuha ng mga taga Bai ang bulugang baboy at agad na inihanda para sa kanilang libreng palahi o pa sex ng baboy. Syempre pa, dumagsa ang mga alagang inahing baboy para mag avail ng libreng pakasta. Ang ipinagtataka, ayaw ng mag perform ng bulugang baboy hindi na ito interesado sa napakaraming inahing baboy na nakapila para ibulog nya. Samantalang noong pag mamay ari pa ito ng kanyang amo, huwag lang di matanaw ang inahing baboy ay nakasugod agad ito at agad kukumbabaw sa inahing baboy! Nadismaya ang mga taga Bai dahil kahit anong pilit nila ay ayaw talagang kumilos ng bulugang baboy, kahit paluin ito ay mas gusto pa na mahiga at matulog. Hangang isa sa mga miron ang humirit: "alam ko na kung bakit ayaw kumasta ng bulugang baboy na yan...." "bakit?" tanong ng taga Bai. " E, kasi tamad na sya dahil nasa GOBYERNO na sya" sagot ng meron the end................ ano ok ?  totoo naman eh ang pangit ng serbisyo ng mga nasa gobyerno ng PILIPINAS kaya di di tayo umuunlad. Vote me for president kung sakali mang tatakbo ako sa nalalapit na hinaharap 
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Apr 7 2007, 11:59 AM
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 In English please? |
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Apr 7 2007, 12:00 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
 ENGLISH! DO YOU SPEAK IT? |
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Apr 7 2007, 12:06 PM
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 The one man Voltron Group: Member Posts: 711 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 491,519 |
I don't understand it. Please, translate these:
Bereau of Animal Industry (BAI) . To make the story short |
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| *mona lisa* |
Apr 7 2007, 12:20 PM
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I went back and actually skimmed it and saw the word "Hindi". I actually speak Hindi so, I'm intrigued.
What does all this mean?????????!!!!!111 |
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Apr 7 2007, 12:41 PM
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ME NO SPEAKY THAT LANGUAGE, SPEAKY ENGLISHY PALESASSHEEE
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Apr 7 2007, 12:46 PM
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¿Sobre qué el infierno sangriento usted mammbling?
moron de mierda El embromar justo Im. Apenas tengo gusto de hablar en español. |
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Apr 7 2007, 12:47 PM
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This is in filipino. I just don't understand it at all. *sadness*
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Apr 7 2007, 12:47 PM
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Ok...I honestly DO NOT remember much of tagalog (which is stupid since I'm born there) but whatever.
...1st seminar...ethical standards...govenor?("gobyerno" but I'm only guessing)...pig...big pig? ...inside...alot/many/plenty(whichever makes more sense)...sex...pig...No...program(which involves the governor?) ...natural pig?...saying/to say/said...(they are comparing different types of pigs but I can't really word it out)... ...to refuse something/I refuse to perform...have no interest/not interested... (the dialog) " I know but why...pig..." "Why?" "...stubborn/stupid governor..." I think its about pig cruelty/strange breeding? & the governor was involved? I don't know...I tried so thats all that counts 
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Apr 7 2007, 01:31 PM
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OMGOMG THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING YOU GUYS
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Apr 7 2007, 01:45 PM
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oh my gulay.
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Apr 7 2007, 01:46 PM
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Throw some D's on that bitch.
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Apr 7 2007, 01:53 PM
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^Do say anything else thats considerably constructive?
serious question. |
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Apr 7 2007, 02:00 PM
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It has something about pigs and the government. The government = pigs? Haha, I don't know. I kind of understand it but blah. My tagalog sucks.
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Apr 7 2007, 02:02 PM
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createBlog's Tagalog fails.
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Apr 7 2007, 02:03 PM
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Damn girl, that is one maiinit puet!
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Apr 7 2007, 02:05 PM
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QUOTE(TRIBAL @ Apr 7 2007, 3:03 PM)  Damn girl, that is one maiinit puet!  Sike.
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Apr 7 2007, 02:05 PM
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Tagalog=????
Ive been suspended from Wikipedia so yeah.. |
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Apr 7 2007, 02:06 PM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
QUOTE(Monochrome. @ Apr 7 2007, 3:05 PM) Tagalog=???? Language spoken in the Philippines.
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Apr 7 2007, 02:06 PM
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i like blue Group: Banned Posts: 195 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 514,342 |
QUOTE(Arjuna Capulong @ Apr 7 2007, 12:05 PM) Sike.  Sike.
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Apr 7 2007, 02:07 PM
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Ah ok.
I get it now. Thank you arjuna i dont know what i would do without you
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Apr 7 2007, 02:12 PM
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Umm
 Can someone translate?
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Apr 7 2007, 02:12 PM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
QUOTE(TRIBAL @ Apr 7 2007, 3:06 PM)   Oh yeah, and you're welcome Diana.
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Apr 7 2007, 02:15 PM
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I was being naughty and editing entrys of hot guys say that i was their wife..
and then I made a random wikipedia entry about myself just to see if theyd catch me. |
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Apr 7 2007, 02:18 PM
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i like blue Group: Banned Posts: 195 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 514,342 |
QUOTE(Arjuna Capulong @ Apr 7 2007, 12:12 PM) Oh yeah, and you're welcome Diana. I'm about to 1-up that. 
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