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  Aug 25 2006, 08:44 AM
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Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny :))) I could not hold it!
Why it is good to be a man? 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100 . 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the damn time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own jars. 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me." 27. No maxi-pads. 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. did you like it? |
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Aug 25 2006, 08:59 AM
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this doesnt belong here -.-
humor im thinking |
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| *mona lisa* |
Aug 25 2006, 09:33 AM
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Wtf. Why are there links to buying drugs at the end of the first 16 lines?
Moved to humor as soon as I edit them out. No advertising!! |
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Aug 25 2006, 10:23 AM
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 your signal fades away, and all I'm left with is noise. Group: Member Posts: 2,099 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,110 |
That was funny.
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| *My Cinderella.* |
Aug 25 2006, 10:45 AM
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13 is so unfair.
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Aug 25 2006, 02:34 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.  Lol, that one made me laugh.
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Aug 25 2006, 02:49 PM
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QUOTE(lechilka26 @ Aug 25 2006, 9:44 AM)  26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me." WRONG! Football games, baseball games, basketball, ect. they're always loud as hell! And if you're at home, you'd be hearing shouting. Pretty funny though. |
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Aug 25 2006, 06:52 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
This doesn't seem that funny to me. Actually, some of them are pretty offending to me.
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Aug 25 2006, 11:19 PM
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 holyshitthat'shot. Group: Member Posts: 126 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 452,213 |
they're kinda cute, i guess.
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| *yrrnotelekktric* |
Aug 25 2006, 11:55 PM
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QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Aug 25 2006, 11:34 AM) Lol, that one made me laugh. |
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Aug 26 2006, 10:48 PM
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hahaha...
thats funny!!
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| *Funkadelic Kiss* |
Aug 27 2006, 03:09 AM
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QUOTE(lechilka26 @ Aug 25 2006, 6:44 AM) 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. Hahah, so true . Girls would scratch each other's eyes out if they had the same outfit on at a party.
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Sep 1 2006, 10:48 PM
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 Lose yourself and fly away, hide away for the day Group: Member Posts: 242 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 446,527 |
lol
 .......Haaahaa!!!!!!!!...lol.....Rotfl...Rotflmao....rothflmfao.......And so on and so forth.....------------------------ ^my own attempt at humor, this made me life, none of it was offensive |
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