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| *RiC3xBoy* |
 Aug 3 2006, 02:47 AM
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Too bad, if I saw one cross the road, I'd scream out," GET IN MA BELLY."
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| *JanetteRonaldo* |
Aug 3 2006, 02:48 AM
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hahahahhaha.
no kevin, you`d take it to your house and cook it yourself. 
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Aug 3 2006, 09:25 AM
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nope I've never seen one cross a road... how sad :(
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| *My Cinderella.* |
Aug 3 2006, 10:38 AM
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I've never seen an actually chicken crossed the road, but I have heard about the joke.
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Aug 3 2006, 10:38 AM
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So, which chicken are we talking about?
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| *Zatanna* |
Aug 3 2006, 10:43 AM
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Never. I've seen a deer, several dogs and cats, but never a chicken. I've never really understood the popularity of this joke. (Same with 'knock knocks'). 
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Aug 3 2006, 10:45 AM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
QUOTE(Zatanna @ Aug 3 2006, 10:43 AM)  I've never really understood the popularity of this joke. (Same with 'knock knocks'). Yeah, same here. I think it's because it's so obvious it's funny.  No, I've never seen a chicken cross the road. The closest I've seen is a duck. |
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Aug 3 2006, 10:48 AM
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QUOTE(Zatanna @ Aug 3 2006, 5:43 PM) I've never really understood the popularity of this joke. (Same with 'knock knocks'). Seriously! *Knock knock, who's there? Me*. Or something like that. It makes me laugh alot because it's lame.
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Aug 3 2006, 11:46 AM
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Knock Knock
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Aug 3 2006, 11:46 AM
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Who's there?
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Aug 3 2006, 11:47 AM
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Yo momma.
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Aug 3 2006, 11:48 AM
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QUOTE(Born in a burial gown @ Aug 3 2006, 11:46 AM) Who's there? K C |
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Aug 3 2006, 11:48 AM
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What was the point? |
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Aug 3 2006, 11:50 AM
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QUOTE(Born in a burial gown @ Aug 3 2006, 11:48 AM) What was the point?  you ruined it, you were supposed to say K C who? Then I was going to say K C you later for now. =/ |
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Aug 3 2006, 11:51 AM
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oooh yeah. Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 |
Well, this was my knock-knock joke:
Knock knock. Who's there? Yo momma. Yo momma who? WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT MY MOMMA FOR. *headbutt* |
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Aug 3 2006, 11:52 AM
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QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Aug 3 2006, 6:50 PM) you ruined it, you were supposed to say K C who? Then I was going to say K C you later for now. =/  I suck.
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Aug 3 2006, 11:52 AM
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^haha
QUOTE(rawtheekuh. @ Aug 3 2006, 11:51 AM) Well, this was my knock-knock joke: Knock knock. Who's there? Yo momma. Yo momma who? WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT MY MOMMA FOR. *headbutt* *throws tomato Just playing |
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Aug 3 2006, 11:58 AM
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oooh yeah. Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 |
KAYTHEE. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
 Just playing. :D We are, right? |
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Aug 3 2006, 11:59 AM
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He wanted to go out to eat.. at Kfc.. thats why.
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Aug 3 2006, 02:45 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
I've seen my grandma behead a chicken. As for the crossing the road part, yes I have seen one cross the road. It wasn't all I thought it be....it just cross the road. That's it. Nothing special.
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Aug 3 2006, 06:03 PM
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 You can call me Jon Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806 |
I'd love to see a chicken attempt to fly, hover for a while, then get hit by an eighteen-wheeler carrying goods to KFC.
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| *This Confession* |
Aug 3 2006, 06:30 PM
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because he wanted to get to the other side.
and no I don't think I've ever seen a chicken cross the road, I have seen a turkey do it though. |
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Aug 3 2006, 08:58 PM
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 ppssst, hoy. Group: Member Posts: 292 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,927 |
To get away from you. psyche.
Yes i have. My dad kept a chicken in the backyard when i was younger and while i was at the bus stop the chicken flew out of my backyard and crossed the street. That was so embaressing oh boy.
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Aug 3 2006, 09:09 PM
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 Pokeball, GO! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,832 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,009 |
Yes. Two actually. Haha.
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Aug 3 2006, 09:13 PM
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there's bird flu to kill chickens
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