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Boners, aren't they annoying?
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post May 22 2006, 07:21 PM
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I searched.
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...56385&hl=boners
But mine asks a different question.

So, for all the guys (and girls, if this applies), don't you hate boners?

You have to cover it and then people think you're a pervert.
And when you do cover it with your hand, people think you're groping yourself.
Also, it just doesn't feel good. It feels weird.

Boners suck in sweat pants!


Yup, this is a topic Corey would make, but I made it for him.

I DEDICATE THIS TOPIC TO COREY!
 
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post Jun 19 2006, 10:26 PM
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It's really funny when guys get them in the water. During my lifeguarding test the person I was strapping into the backboard got one. Now that was awkward
 
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post Jun 19 2006, 10:38 PM
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If I were a guy, I'd be hella embarassed of getting a boner at odd moments. I'm sorry guys... so sorry.
 
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post Jun 19 2006, 10:49 PM
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Elba is accountable for 68% of random boners in the United States.
 
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post Jun 19 2006, 11:01 PM
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i hate when people flash their nasty genitalia at me but I can't say I've ever really had experience seeing anyones boner. weird.
 
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post Jun 19 2006, 11:18 PM
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QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Jun 19 2006, 8:49 PM) *
Elba is accountable for 68% of random boners in the United States.

I could have sworn it was higher! I've got some work to do.
 
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post Jun 20 2006, 10:02 AM
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I understand the PMS part... but don't play the pregnancy card!! Bah. Not fair. Lol.

Boners are very annoying @ times... but then, you need them. Lol.
The NRBs are annoying. Because.. in your mind you're like

"Wtf? What do you think you're doing?? It's my turn! Stop trying to get all the focus on you! Why are you erect anyway???"

Could possibly only be me though. Lmao. But seriously, they are annoying when its for no reason.
 
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post Jun 20 2006, 01:32 PM
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That's why if its long enough you put it str8 up sandwiched between your pants and your tummy _smile.gif
 
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post Jun 20 2006, 01:42 PM
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I hate it when my bf gets it when I hardly do anything to "tick" him off.
 
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post Jun 20 2006, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jun 20 2006, 12:18 AM) *
I could have sworn it was higher! I've got some work to do.


The other 32% is from brothers thinking of their sisters in redneck neighborhoods in the midwest.
 
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post Jun 20 2006, 09:01 PM
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They suck at inconvient times, like randomly in school, morning wood, etc. But you have to be thankfull for them, afterall how would you... ya know without them? ;)
 
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post Jun 21 2006, 06:58 PM
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QUOTE(This Confession @ Jun 4 2006, 8:56 PM) *
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just go tell a guy "what would happen if i did this ____________"

and wait for something to happen


don't do that... it's mean... >.<
 
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post Jun 25 2006, 12:57 AM
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Yeah, they are so f**king annoying. Especially when you are about to have sex, and one just pops right up!

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Elba is accountable for 68% of random boners in the United States.

68%? More like 91%. And I make up 36%...
 
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post Jun 25 2006, 01:25 AM
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I was talking to this guy on aol today and he's gay
and he told me once
he dared some straight guy to touch his boner and he enjoyed it X_X
 
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post Jun 26 2006, 02:28 AM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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hehhe ...i could actually remember during 8th grade ......Grinding moments during birthday partys & after-school dances laugh.gif ... of course right now im mentally capable of dealing with it and handeling with the bootay more effectively rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2006, 02:50 AM
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Haha, it can be amusing though it does suck for a guy if it is at an awkward moment or totally random... laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2006, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ May 23 2006, 5:49 AM) *
We've got our periods and pregnancy. _dry.gif



you were pregnanet ?
 
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post Jul 3 2006, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE(Kameko @ May 23 2006, 2:14 AM) *
word.

Girls think they have it bad with their pms'.

but we have it worse.



alright, YOU try spurting blood everywhere.

yep, mmhmm. trust me, it's 1. gross, 2. annoying, 3. limiting, 4. draining of all your energy (one time when i had it, i couldn't even walk because my legs kept on wobbling) and 5. painfffffffffffulllllllllll!!! dumb cramps...

yeah...
 
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post Jul 3 2006, 09:17 PM
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1. it's gross
2. painful
3. annoying
4. you cant even walk because it hurts
5. embarssing, a long stick right there ... and it looks really obvious. i can tell if my friends have 'em.
 
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post Jul 3 2006, 10:29 PM
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6. Accidently knocks over people's plastic cups
7. Poke an eye out
8. Very hard to pee
9. Higher blood pressure
 
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post Jul 12 2006, 03:39 AM
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"1. it's gross"

gross? haha... you try cleaning up blood from like your penis or something..

seriously, i should take pictures or something... seriously... it's like all red and goopy and gets all over your hands...

and then not to mention that i have to worry about it getting all over my stuff... i've had to throw away so many pairs of underwear because the bloodstains don't come out!! and i have a stain on my bedsheet. ugh

if you'd like to define how much more gross your boners are than my periods, please do.

"2. painful"

yeah, periods hurt a whole hell of a lot, too. i've gotten cramps so bad that it made me cry at school.... in the middle of a rough through for a play... ugh... i like never cry when i'm physically hurt. do you cry from your boners? i doubt it.

"3. annoying"

so is wiping blood from my vagina.

"4. you cant even walk because it hurts"

yes, and i can't even move my body without shaking and dropping things because of blood loss.

"5. embarssing, a long stick right there ... and it looks really obvious. i can tell if my friends have 'em."

Yes, unremovable bloodstains on my bed and on my clothes is embarrassing, too. :]

"6. Accidently knocks over people's plastic cups"

your dick shouldn't be by anyone's plastic cups.

"7. Poke an eye out"

your dick shouldn't be by anyone's eye.

"8. Very hard to pee"

well at least you don't have to get blood all over your hands when you pee.

"9. Higher blood pressure"

less blood :]
 
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post Jul 16 2006, 12:27 PM
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you guys... what the heck is a boner? and anyways, im pretty sure that females have it waay worse because its a proven fact that even though a females period lasts only an avg of a week, the cycle is in motion for another 2 weeks. so a girls life is 3/4 consumed by period and its stupid annoying cycle. _dry.gif
 
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post Jul 16 2006, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ May 22 2006, 7:25 PM) *


Whoops, doubleposted by accident.

haha

QUOTE(flypigzfly)
you guys... what the heck is a boner?.


It when a boy's penis goes hard hahahaha
 
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post Jul 16 2006, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE(I_Heart_Blink @ Jul 12 2006, 1:39 AM) *
your dick shouldn't be by anyone's plastic cups.

Why not?
QUOTE(I_Heart_Blink @ Jul 12 2006, 1:39 AM) *
your dick shouldn't be by anyone's eye.

Why not?
QUOTE(I_Heart_Blink @ Jul 12 2006, 1:39 AM) *
well at least you don't have to get blood all over your hands when you pee.

Well, at least you can pee!
QUOTE(I_Heart_Blink @ Jul 12 2006, 1:39 AM) *
less blood :]

I mean, more blood in the popper and less blood everywhere else.
 
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post Jul 16 2006, 07:40 PM
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Ugh they are so annoying, but it's a good thing to have thick jeans lol tongue.gif
 
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post Jul 16 2006, 10:14 PM
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I wouldn't call them annoying. And i definitely dont hate them. They arent a real problem because i really dont pop boners for no reason. And whenever theres a reason for it...its a good thing. so yeah.
 
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