i no this sounds odd but..., GUYS ONLY PLZ!!! |
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 May 28 2006, 07:55 AM
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hey all (well, guys)...
well i kinda need help but i've got a bent penis...and is there anything i can do to straighten it back out? is sex possible with a bent penis? plz help me out. thx. |
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May 28 2006, 08:41 AM
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Well now you can reach those hard to get spots. Just kidding, but what do you mean by "Bent penis?"
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May 28 2006, 11:50 AM
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^yeah. what do you mean?
ok, so what. I'm a girl. 
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May 28 2006, 12:09 PM
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ohmygod *runs away*
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May 28 2006, 05:36 PM
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oh god. this is too funny. poor kiddo.
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May 28 2006, 06:45 PM
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It's perfectly normal.
Nobody's ever really gonna notice, anyways. 
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May 28 2006, 06:47 PM
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long as you can aim it you'll be ok kid. don't lose sleep over it.
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May 28 2006, 09:32 PM
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Yea it's normal...don't worry
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May 29 2006, 12:35 AM
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ive never seen a guy with a perfecly straight penis? well except...
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May 29 2006, 08:09 AM
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its probably because its not erect..?
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May 29 2006, 09:45 AM
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most guys' penises curve a bit...
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May 29 2006, 10:53 AM
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QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ May 29 2006, 9:09 AM)  its probably because its not erect..? ROFL WINNER |
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May 29 2006, 01:38 PM
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QUOTE(magicfann @ May 28 2006, 1:09 PM) ohmygod *runs away* I bet Jeff has a bent penis too. QUOTE(waccoon @ May 28 2006, 7:45 PM) It's perfectly normal. Nobody's ever really gonna notice, anyways. Well, hopefully you don't run around pantless. I wouldn't worry over a silly thing like a bent penis. |
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May 30 2006, 11:46 PM
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dont worry. most penis are suppose to be a bit bent. if you have a perfectly straight penis THEN its kinda wird. dont worry, the female P**sy is pretty flexable so it can accomidate your d**k no problem.it mite be a big awkward for your partner to see it at first if shes new to that kind of thing, but you guys will realize its not a big problem at all
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Jun 1 2006, 01:09 AM
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QUOTE(helllla jankyyyy @ May 28 2006, 5:36 PM) oh god. this is too funny. poor kiddo. QUOTE(magicfann @ May 28 2006, 12:09 PM) ohmygod *runs away* wow you guys... that's so mean. hey just don't worry about it. as most people here have said, most dicks aren't like yardstick straight but bent to a certain extent so it's no big. but if it's grown super bent then there isn't much you can do about it cuz you only grow it once. it's like a spinal cord basically, you can't change it once it's cemented into growth. but theoretically, even if it's bent, you can still have sex normally. even when erect you can still twist and bend it straight to a certain extent. but if you haven't stopped growing yet, then don't worry about it. |
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Jun 2 2006, 12:57 AM
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QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ May 29 2006, 9:09 PM) its probably because its not erect..? when it is erect it's bent... by saying 'bent', i mean that when my penis is erect it bends at about 30 degrees to the left...didn't measure it but it's about that much. plz dont post negative comments here. thx. for those who do, go to hell. |
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Jun 3 2006, 01:39 AM
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how do i straighten it back out?
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Jun 3 2006, 03:15 AM
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Dude, don't worry about it. It's normal.
Ish...Either way your not going to be able to straighten out your cock. |
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Jun 3 2006, 06:15 AM
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QUOTE(bylrarzeitnt @ Jun 2 2006, 11:39 PM) how do i straighten it back out? surgery. |
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Jun 3 2006, 04:05 PM
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Its normal, some have it straight forward, others have it to the sides. I dont think you can do anything about it. You can always masturbate at an angle.
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Jun 3 2006, 08:36 PM
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you can try using a hammer.
or just cut it off, no one can see your bent penis then |
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Jun 3 2006, 08:48 PM
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welp, i guess your just a freak
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Jun 3 2006, 09:44 PM
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What is the big damn deal? Who is going to notice besides you and your bedmate? Your bedmate shouldn't care if you two are that intimate and close. It's not like the whole world will see.
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Jun 4 2006, 08:00 PM
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^exactly what i was going to say.
except i was going to add if you really think sex would help it go try it and see for yourself. |
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Jun 4 2006, 09:20 PM
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you know
a penis can be broken no joke if it is needs surgery but i doubt yours needs surgery cuz it would be swollen and shyt |
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