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post Apr 26 2006, 11:19 PM
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YO MAMA!


If you don't like the idea, then get out..now. laugh.gif

I am hosting createBlog's first ever, a yo mama competition. Yes most of y'all might say yo mama jokes died out at the end of 2001, but hey. There are many more we even haven't heard yet that might crack the living hell out of you! But this will not just be about yo mama disses. Just like the show, you will say stuff about how they look, online personality, etc. Please don't take this as "bashing". Cuz from the bottom of my heart, this is all for fun.

RULES: 8 PEOPLE WILL PARTICIPATE. WHERE WILL IT TAKE PLACE? IT WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE OFFICIAL CREATEBLOG CHATROOM. (OF COURSE, YOU NEED AIM). SCHEDULE WE BE ANNOUNCED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. ONCE ALL THE 10 PARTICIPANTS ARE SET, THEY WILL ALL COME TO THE CHATROOM AND WE WILL START. THERE WILL BE 3 LEVELS.

1ST LEVEL: 10 PEOPLE FREE FOR ALL. (ANYTHING GOES)

2ND LEVEL: OUT OF THE 10, JUDGES AND I WILL DECIDE WHICH 6 TO ELIMINATE, AND THE BEST FOUR OUT OF THE 10 WILL ADVANCE TO THE SECOND ROUND. OK IN THE SECOND ROUND, IT WOULD BE

??? VS ???
??? VS ???

IN THE 2ND LEVEL, THERE WOULD BE 3 ROUNDS. THE 1ST ROUND WOULD BE STRICTLY YO MAMA JOKES. SECOND ROUND WOULD BE DISSING EACH OTHER'S LOOKS, PERSONALITY, ANY INFO YOU CAN GLADLY GATHER TO DISS YOUR OPPONENT!. THIRD ROUND WOULD BE A KO ROUND! YOU WILL BRING OUT YOUR BEST, FUNNIEST, POWERFUL, OR WHATEVER KIND OF STRONG JOKE YOU GOT IN MIND. IT CAN BE YO MAMA BUT IT DOSEN'T HAVE TO.

3RD LEVEL: THE FINALS.

??? VS ???

IN THE 3RD LEVEL, IT WOULD BE THE FINAL TWO PEOPLE SQUARING OFF. WINNER OF THIS WILL BE THE CHAMPION! SAME KIND OF ROUNDS AS 2ND LEVEL, BUT SINCE THIS IS THE CHAMPIONSHIP, TRY TO DO YOU BEST!

By the way, I need two judges to judge this competition, so if you want to be a judge, post here along with the people who want to participate.

WARNING: NO BITING JOKES FROM THE INTERNET OR NO GETTING HELP.

PRIZE $$$: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST WILL RECIEVE A PRIZE. YOU WILL HAVE THREE CHOICES. YOU CAN EITHER WIN ANY THREE RAP/HIP HOP ALBUMS AS YOU REQUEST (WILL BE SENT ON SEND FILE ON AIM), THREE DOLLARS MAILED TO YOUR HOME, OR A FREE METAL AXE GUNBOUND ACCOUNT!

UPPING FOR JUDGES AND PARTICIPANTS!! DON'T SLEEP!!

JUDGES
STATISTIK
RACHEL IS LOVE
BROWNSUGAR

PARTICIPANTS
NIGHTMARE4TAKI (KC)
ulovemikeroch
L!ckitySplit (Evan)
wayne
anheuser
Vash1530
angie
capulong
 
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post May 3 2006, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ May 2 2006, 7:04 PM) *
Sign up as a judge, or sign up to compete? blink.gif I'm feeling a little drowsy today and I'm not quite understanding things.
That's because KC is a lazy loserrrrrrrr. A gray loser. ohmy.gif

Me a loser, pshhhhhhhhhh. Andie Im going to be real with you when I say none of these CBers are on my level, thats why I don't understand why ppl are signing up. Its just a waste because you know in your mind who really owns the "Yo Mama" title. I ain't got to brag about it cuz I am about it.

QUOTE(wayne @ May 2 2006, 7:27 PM) *
i want to play...
put me in

I want to go against you first round, black on black crime, anytime. laugh.gif
 
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post May 6 2006, 11:20 AM
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lol 3 bucks
 
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post May 7 2006, 12:16 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.
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i don't know if this has been mentioned already, because i haven't looked at all the other pages, but.. is this "yo mamma" comp like the yo momma show on tv? because then i think it would be cool(well ish) to submit a picture of your mom. isn't that what they do on yo momma? i've only seen it once. sorry if this sounds retarded.

that was my 2 cents :)
 
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post May 7 2006, 01:19 AM
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QUOTE(I own yourr face. @ May 2 2006, 10:48 PM) *
well.

i'm not reading this entire topic so i'm just gonna say somethin' bout yo mama.

when yo mama went to school, she sat next to EVERRRYYYYBODY!!!!!!, and she STILL wasn't as fat as yo fat DAD (thank you fresh prince of bel air laugh.gif )


lol i wanna join.

yo mama is so fat, when your family went to sea world they said. "thanks for bringing her back." ahaha

i would love to see this competition. are they going to post the conversation on this forum after they are done?

i would join but i cant come up with jokes consistently,
 
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post May 7 2006, 02:36 PM
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^so are you gonna participate or not
 
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post May 8 2006, 04:47 PM
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i wanna get in this!!!
 
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post May 10 2006, 09:22 PM
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This needs to be updated. Apparently Vash1530 wants to join.
 
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post May 10 2006, 11:23 PM
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Yo Jason you should change the number from 10 contestants to 8 so the bracket will even out nicely.
 
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post May 11 2006, 09:28 PM
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um... when does it start?
 
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post May 13 2006, 12:58 PM
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Two more people until this can start. Anyone else want to join?
 
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post May 13 2006, 12:59 PM
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Hey you know what my favorite highway is?
 
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post May 13 2006, 01:00 PM
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can i join? or is it too late..
 
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post May 13 2006, 01:00 PM
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$3 laugh.gif That's whack
 
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post May 13 2006, 01:01 PM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ May 13 2006, 2:00 PM) *
can i join? or is it too late..

It's not too late. We actually still need to more people to join. You in?
 
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post May 13 2006, 01:44 PM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 13 2006, 1:00 PM) *
$3 laugh.gif That's whack

You can buy a gallon of gas with it.
 
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post May 14 2006, 03:34 PM
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Not quite a gallon, but almost...
 
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post May 15 2006, 05:13 PM
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Eh... I guess I might join if no one fills up the space.
 
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