Aiming in the Dark, where do you hit? |
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 May 6 2006, 05:58 PM
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 Change Gon Come  Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822  |
Ever had to pee in the dark?
Where do you hit on the bowl (if in it)? I tend to hit on the upper part of the bowl. Usually the inside wall or the water.  Share your experiences with this. |
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May 6 2006, 07:09 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Why did you ever have to pee in the dark?
Did the power go out?  I say, bring a flashlight or candle. I don't wanna' step on wet carpet. |
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
May 6 2006, 07:16 PM
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Muscle Memory. I am a pretty good aimer. I think. Sometimes, Im just so lazy, I dont even turn on the lights.
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May 6 2006, 07:42 PM
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 sweetest sin... Group: Member Posts: 502 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,920 |
hmm very interesting..lol
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May 6 2006, 11:03 PM
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 Diana =] Group: Member Posts: 1,318 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,147 |
haha this topic's funny.
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May 6 2006, 11:08 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
i aim around until i here the pitter patter of the water.
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May 6 2006, 11:42 PM
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 =] Group: Member Posts: 1,910 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 156,614 |
What happened to the lights?
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May 6 2006, 11:45 PM
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What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
I wonder..if any guy who's peed in the dark, has ever pissed on himself?
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May 6 2006, 11:54 PM
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Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
well, i face problem with going to the bathroom at night and lights.
If I turn on the lights, I'll pee right, but I'll lose my night vision and end up wandering blindly back to my room and if I don't turn on the lights, I can pee somewhat ok (sometimes i hit the rim) and i'll still have night vision. |
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| *Uronacid* |
May 8 2006, 10:53 AM
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one time after getting off, i went to go pee in the dark and omg... it was like, i couldn't pee in the toilet... i peed on my legs on the seat on the wall on the floor... i finnaly just gave up and leaned right into the bowl.... O-o
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May 8 2006, 01:34 PM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
QUOTE(Uronacid @ May 8 2006, 11:53 AM)  one time after getting off, i went to go pee in the dark and omg... it was like, i couldn't pee in the toilet... i peed on my legs on the seat on the wall on the floor... i finnaly just gave up and leaned right into the bowl.... O-o I think I speak for everyone when I say: EEeeeeeew. |
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May 8 2006, 03:58 PM
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nicorie Group: Member Posts: 196 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 394,679 |
pee in the tub.. you'll have no worries missing...
haha j/k... I've never pee-ed in the dark, too scared that someone/something might grab it.
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May 8 2006, 04:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ May 7 2006, 12:08 AM) i aim around until i here the pitter patter of the water. Ew, Evan! 
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May 8 2006, 04:28 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
I can't miss, I never miss, I'm the perfect sniper!
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May 8 2006, 08:20 PM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ May 6 2006, 11:08 PM) i aim around until i here the pitter patter of the water. LMAO At least you keep it real. |
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May 8 2006, 08:35 PM
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 Peggy. Group: Member Posts: 2,508 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 214,025 |
I can aim it pretty well...because I'm a girl.
Funny experiences guys. |
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| *Uronacid* |
May 8 2006, 08:37 PM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ May 8 2006, 2:34 PM) I think I speak for everyone when I say: EEeeeeeew. yeah, well... it sucked |
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May 8 2006, 08:38 PM
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 Dragon Ball Z ya! :D Group: Member Posts: 158 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,803 |
QUOTE(chasingvictory @ May 8 2006, 2:58 PM) haha j/k... I've never pee-ed in the dark, too scared that someone/something might grab it. LMAO. oh no! a monster grabbed my wee wee. |
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May 13 2006, 07:22 AM
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 I love C&H Group: Member Posts: 190 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 405,588 |
Can't anybody come up with desent topics...good grief this is killin' me!
But really why did you pee in the dark??? kinda dumb? and if the power went out just go outside...if you have a big backyard 
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May 13 2006, 10:18 AM
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 CB's Forum Troll Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,142 |
jeez why dont u kids just turn on the lights? better yet, for those of you who don't want to turn them on, get nightvision goggles!
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May 13 2006, 12:25 PM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
QUOTE(DaToNeViEtBoI916 @ May 7 2006, 12:54 PM) well, i face problem with going to the bathroom at night and lights. If I turn on the lights, I'll pee right, but I'll lose my night vision and end up wandering blindly back to my room and if I don't turn on the lights, I can pee somewhat ok (sometimes i hit the rim) and i'll still have night vision. Eat carrots or other food that contain Vitamin A. It helps with night vision. |
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May 13 2006, 03:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
^ Actually, I heard this story about carrots. They don't really do anything special, it's just the vitamin A. My dad said that when the British first invented radar, they could see German planes from a long way away. So they didn't want everyone to find out, and told the British people that carrots helped them improve their eyesight. Hence, the "carrots are good for your eyes" story was born. Tah-dah!
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| *This Confession* |
May 13 2006, 03:40 PM
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haha
^i heard that from someone.. how odd.. |
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May 13 2006, 03:47 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
QUOTE(Uronacid @ May 8 2006, 11:53 AM) one time after getting off, i went to go pee in the dark and omg... it was like, i couldn't pee in the toilet... i peed on my legs on the seat on the wall on the floor... i finnaly just gave up and leaned right into the bowl.... O-o AHAHAHHA EW 
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May 13 2006, 04:37 PM
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What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
For girls it's so much easier to pee in the dark.
Just make sure you find the toilet and sit down before you start peeing. 
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