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anal sex 101, slightly revised to be more appropriate
Heathasm
post Oct 7 2005, 01:17 PM
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condom(s) - never EVER ever EVER EVER EVER have unprotected anal sexual intercourse. it is just stupid. there are micro-organisms that live in the intestines. if these get into the urinary tract, they live there, build up, and cause a urinary tract infection (UTI). AND LET ME TELL YOU.. UTI's ARE NOT FREAKIN FUN.

lubricant - my favorite would be one's own SALIVA, but as we all may know.. dry mouth is quite a prominent occurance when youre banging someone.. so my second place is ASTROGLIDE or other anal lubricants. things like water are NOT an option. water absorbs quite quickly and will leave you with a dry area sooner than you even begin. without a nice slippery area, anal penetration is guaranteed to be unsatisfactory. this is what often leads to people stating that they "dislike" anal intercourse. unfortunately, the anal passage is unable to produce a vast amount of fluid, as does the vaginal passage with vaginal fluids for what is referred to as a "wet" vulva. "dry sex," when the vagina freezes from producing vaginal secretions, is always UNPLEASURABLE. so think of it that way. and a rule of thumb: there is never enough lube. so never be afraid of going overboard, always be afraid of underboard.

PATIENCE & TRUST - patience is a ding dong virtue. UNTIL a couple has become experienced in anal intercourse with each other, the individual being pentrated should ALWAYS have control of the situation. and when i say "experienced couple" i mean the same two single individuals. just because you and your ex always had great anal doesnt make you an expert on how your current lover is going to like it. it is time to start all over and let them teach you what feels good to them. always start off slow and smooth. always ask your partner if they are okay. always take your time. and for crying out loud NEVER GIVE INTO THE NONE EXISTANT PAIN THRESHOLD WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK.. you will regret it in the morning when your a-hole is pissed and sore and possibly even swollen. if you are the giver, NEVER EVER jam your cock into your partners ass. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE VIOLATED YOU AND TORE YOUR BUTTHOLE UP THAT WAY? just dont freakin do it. it hurts, and believe me, it isnt going to make your partner get giddy and say HEY DO THAT AGAIN !!!! youll probably get your booty wooped.

after a few sessions, you and your partner will become trusting and relaxed with each other where anal intercourse can be a more natural and loving experience. listen to each other and learn to love the beauty and art that is anal penetration.

happy ass ramming !
 
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MFDOOM
post Jan 1 2006, 05:57 AM
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Doom plays it safe/
One way streets, he will not travel down/
One wrong turn and your weener is brown.
 
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post Jan 5 2006, 12:05 AM
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^ROFL laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 5 2006, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE(MF Doom @ Jan 1 2006, 6:57 AM)
Doom plays it safe/
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One wrong turn and your weener is brown.
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thats funny.... laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 9 2006, 07:40 PM
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hmm..i wonder what a butt orgasm would feel like.
 
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post Jan 19 2006, 08:37 AM
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^ Vinh told me it feels like taking a big dump o_0
 
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post Jan 19 2006, 07:13 PM
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Wouldn't that be more painful that pleasureable?
 
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post Jan 21 2006, 04:31 PM
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^ Not unless you really have to go, and once you do, you find it pleasureable. Iono...

I've never done it, and er...since I'm a dude, I don't plan to...
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 07:16 PM
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QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jan 19 2006, 7:13 PM)
Wouldn't that be more painful that pleasureable?
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post Feb 16 2006, 07:20 PM
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^^ That's true. I don't understand why though.

Actually, yes I do. It's the endorphines and adrenaline that are released as natural hormonal pain killers. They feel quite nice happy.gif
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 08:36 PM
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oh hell no.
i ain't putting my ass through that.
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(disco infiltrator @ Oct 18 2005, 10:56 AM)
I don't think I'll ever try that..not cause I'm close-minded, just..ow...
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uhhh agreed on that
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 10:57 PM
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I've met a good number of females that would actually try it.

My response, "Find a guy who just got out of the joint."
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 11:28 PM
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^^^ Lol. They should know ALL about it. But yeah, some of my female friends have tried it, some are too scared.
 
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post Feb 16 2006, 11:33 PM
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QUOTE(Heathasm @ Oct 20 2005, 7:30 PM)
uh whatever anal sex anal intercourse anal penetration its all the same to me
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post Feb 17 2006, 01:59 AM
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you will regret it in the morning when your a-hole is pissed and sore and possibly even swollen. if you are the giver, NEVER EVER jam your cock into your partners ass.


Hahahhahahhahahaha. laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 04:02 PM
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QUOTE(islandgirl4eva @ Feb 16 2006, 7:20 PM) *
^^ That's true. I don't understand why though.

Actually, yes I do. It's the endorphines and adrenaline that are released as natural hormonal pain killers. They feel quite nice happy.gif


ahhahas such a sudden change of mind there?
 
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No , but I was reading one of those romance novels in the store one time, and I was like dayumnnnnnnn. ohmy.gif

LOL and I thought I was the only one who reads romance novels in stores! pinch.gif It's funny how I pick out a romance novel in Borders and read it in the built in cafe. People would gawk at me while I read just because I sometimes choked on my muffin!
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 04:28 PM
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i dont think i'll try it. mellow.gif
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 05:37 PM
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Nah, me neither. Sounds pretty painful. I don't care much for it. ohmy.gif
 
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post Feb 21 2006, 06:30 PM
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Never interested me , I kinda agree with Doom.
 
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post Feb 22 2006, 10:41 AM
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if you are the giver, NEVER EVER jam your cock into your partners ass. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE VIOLATED YOU AND TORE YOUR BUTTHOLE UP THAT WAY?

ahahas that gave me a laugh. wow interesting facts i never knew about. hmm; probably be useful one day >_>
 
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post Mar 30 2006, 08:27 PM
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I'm already too scared to even try vaginal sex, let alone wear a tampon. o_0

It'll probably be YEARS before I try anal.
 
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post Apr 4 2006, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE(xnofearx @ Oct 7 2005, 3:11 PM) *
Yeah being a guy, I don't think I'll try that. I mean who knows what goes on in there...
^ That made me laugh _smile.gif

Well this is certainly an interesting topic. I've never done it so I can't really judge but, I can't imagine doing the deed in the place where I dispose. ermm.gif
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 12:46 PM
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QUOTE(Rachel is love @ Dec 28 2005, 8:28 AM) *
The other night, the boyfriend asked me to have anal sex with him!! While I am slighty curious, I more or less DON'T WANT TO! 'Scuse me for thinking it is..well...yucky!

Update, it was yucky and weird!! laugh.gif blush.gif innocent.gif
 
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post Apr 16 2006, 03:26 PM
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Oh my, you did it!?

I haven't with my boyfriend... I don't think I ever will... What is it with boys and wanting to do anal??
 
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