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 Feb 15 2006, 08:24 PM
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i thought these were funny:
-Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? -Is the vice president's wife called the second lady? -Do you wake up or open your eyes first? -(i really wondered about this one) When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? - Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? -Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? -Whats a question with no answer called? -Do bald people get dandruff? -Why do you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway? |
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Feb 15 2006, 09:19 PM
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-Do bald people get dandruff?
probably, you probably can't see it, though. because isn't dandruff related to scalp, and everyone has scalp and yeah. |
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Feb 15 2006, 09:22 PM
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 Stabby Rip Stab Stab! Group: Member Posts: 15 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 252,191 |
o.O So... Many... Questions!
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Feb 15 2006, 09:25 PM
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wake up first..then open eyes.....
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Feb 15 2006, 09:26 PM
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 You'll find me in your dreams. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,536 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,010 |
-Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Mentally, you wake up. =P - Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? Yes, we planted them next to our strawberry tree, na no da! -Whats a question with no answer called? Rhetorical. =3 ---- Why is it called a building if it's already built? Do I really trust my psyche to the "therapist"? (pull the words apart, you might get it.) |
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Feb 15 2006, 09:39 PM
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QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Feb 15 2006, 9:26 PM) - Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade? Yes, we planted them next to our strawberry tree, na no da!  well, i know there aren't pink lemons.....  i just thought it was weird. that's why i posted all of those.
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Feb 15 2006, 10:07 PM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
QUOTE(chococat15 @ Feb 15 2006, 8:24 PM) i thought these were funny: the alarm doesn't "come on," it's always on which is why it rings. the word "off" has more meanings than the most common one. like when someone is mad, they go off on someone which is why, "the alarm just when off" does make sense.-Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? QUOTE(chococat15 @ Feb 15 2006, 8:24 PM) -Do you wake up or open your eyes first? both can happen. sometimes you wake up then open your eyes or other times your body wakes up before your mind does. like you open your eyes and you can't move or talk but you're not dreaming. that's when your body wakes up before your mind does. it's really scary, it used to happen to me  QUOTE(chococat15 @ Feb 15 2006, 8:24 PM) -(i really wondered about this one) When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? i think it's just tradition now and plus, when you lie, that's against the law so either way, you're losing. besides not only atheists aren't into the bible, jewish people have the torah and jewish people are probably still sworn.QUOTE(chococat15 @ Feb 15 2006, 8:24 PM) -Whats a question with no answer called? questions are just questions, not all are guaranteed an answer.
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Feb 15 2006, 10:09 PM
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 Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
Heads up--- because I really want to confuse the person I'm about to hit.
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Feb 15 2006, 11:53 PM
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 Are You Kidding? Group: Member Posts: 1,714 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 237,747 |
haha, nice questions.
I have questions like that. But i just 4got them. man. lol. |
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