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 Feb 2 2006, 05:55 PM
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 Semi-Retarded Member  Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317  |
1. wanna know a really dirty joke?
(scroll down for answer) ...a white horse jumps into a huge puddle of mud! 2. wanna hear a really long joke? (scroll to the bottom for the answer) ...a guy bikes from miami to new york city! 
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Feb 3 2006, 08:51 PM
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 "Go for it!" Group: Member Posts: 163 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 265,997 |
Very dull.
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| *Programmer* |
Feb 3 2006, 10:36 PM
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wanna know another secret?
 keep going...  you can't tell jokes 
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Feb 12 2006, 07:03 PM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
^ lol
Programmer , that was a good one 
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Feb 14 2006, 08:59 PM
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 Umm its that thing you should call me...... Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,898 |
Yeah those kind of were horrible...
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Feb 14 2006, 09:01 PM
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............
*cough* crickett.....cricket.........
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Feb 14 2006, 09:03 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
*hears pin drop*
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Feb 15 2006, 07:59 AM
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CRAP I CLICKED THIS THREAD AGAIN!!!
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Feb 15 2006, 08:01 AM
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 Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
QUOTE(CUTEBUNNY160 @ Feb 12 2006, 7:03 PM) ^ lol Programmer , that was a good one   That's the hottest av and sig ever. I made a myspace layout based on that song. Let's be friends. |
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Feb 15 2006, 10:26 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
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Feb 18 2006, 12:39 AM
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 <33 Group: Member Posts: 2,745 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,234 |
Interesting
  Riiiight. |
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Feb 18 2006, 12:42 AM
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 Milo Kamalani Group: Human Posts: 954 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 274,798 |
Funny award=Not won.
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Feb 18 2006, 06:43 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
Well...at least you tried.
*gives Paula Abdul-like clap* |
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Feb 24 2006, 10:44 PM
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I like your signature. Nice try.
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Mar 29 2006, 10:34 PM
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victim of myspace.com Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,435 |
h.
that didn't deserve a real haha. |
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Mar 30 2006, 10:20 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 177,802 |
The comments replied by others were funnier than the joke itself.
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Mar 30 2006, 10:49 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
^ Agreed.
The joke was amusing at the level of a first grader. |
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Mar 31 2006, 03:09 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
uhhhh... i dont really get the 1st joke.... how is that dirty?
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Apr 2 2006, 12:19 AM
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^ hahahahahahahaha *laughs at you*
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Apr 2 2006, 11:02 AM
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 <3 Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 |
wow. i actually grinned when i saw the first one, but the second one..............................kinda killed it
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Apr 2 2006, 01:12 PM
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 Naughty... Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 388,724 |
I agree. The first one made me smirk a litte, but the second one was just...wow. Nice try though.
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Apr 2 2006, 03:02 PM
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 i'm maggie =] Group: Member Posts: 3,607 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,616 |
those are lame.
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Apr 2 2006, 08:07 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,614 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,903 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA * Starts crying * hahah not..
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Apr 2 2006, 08:11 PM
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that
was horrible .
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