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Man who bit Girlfriend's Face Convicted
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post Jan 15 2006, 10:01 PM
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That's...twistedly disgusting. Imagine the girlfriend...

-high pitched squealy voice-
Omg! What did you do to my face?! I told you if this happened again, we would be over!

And...just. wtf.
 
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post Jan 15 2006, 10:36 PM
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Pritchett testified that Whyte had bitten her once before, complaining that her clothes were too sexy.


Oh God! that remonds me of this case in the 80's where a chick cut off her man's package because it was too big.

QUOTE(De112 @ Jan 15 2006, 6:59 PM)
As a matter of fact, it DOES bring up more questions. What did they do after it happened? Was it an awkward moment of silence? And how do you go about to doing something like that...Thank God they don't have kids. There would be some explaining to do.

Scenario/start--
Kid: Mom, what is dad doing to your face.
Scenario/end--
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ROTF!
 
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post Jan 16 2006, 02:28 AM
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me friend- "he must be a relle bad kisser"
LOL
 
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post Jan 16 2006, 02:33 AM
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Thats nasty...what is the world coming to? E-pimps(jose) people like trish..LOL MAN! Now you'll get in trouble for causing trouble online too!
 
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post Jan 16 2006, 11:09 AM
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QUOTE(inlonelinessidie @ Jan 15 2006, 8:58 PM)
Gives a new meaning to "Bite me."
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hahahah. oh. one time, this guy was getting on my nerves, so i went "bite me", and he seriously tried to...he was chasing me and gnashing his teeth....but i think he was kidding....... mellow.gif maybe
 
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post Jan 16 2006, 12:13 PM
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QUOTE(chococat15 @ Jan 16 2006, 11:09 AM)
hahahah. oh. one time, this guy was getting on my nerves, so i went "bite me", and he seriously tried to...he was chasing me and gnashing his teeth....but i think he was kidding....... mellow.gif maybe
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Grar? I'm NEVER EVER EVER saying that again. I might just get my face bitten into pieces. Eep.
 
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post Jan 16 2006, 12:13 PM
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Just think how little pieces of Fried Chicken feel...
 
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post Jan 16 2006, 12:26 PM
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^ Oh. Yes.. BAHAHAHHA *bites chicken finger and rips it into pieces* The chicken finger squeals loudly as it goes into Andie's tummy.. this should be a horror movie.
 
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post Jan 16 2006, 01:05 PM
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QUOTE(inlonelinessidie @ Jan 15 2006, 8:58 PM)
Gives a new meaning to "Bite me."
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hell yes
 
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post Jan 17 2006, 12:42 AM
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Omg, that is disgusting...I would be hella shocked if someone just...bit off my face lol.



QUOTE(lolita kitty @ Jan 15 2006, 2:12 PM)
FREAKING EW.
That reminds me of hannibal when the guy had the chipped mirror and the other guy was like "try peeling off your face" and........
yeah mellow.gif

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Hah yea me too.
 
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post Jan 17 2006, 12:52 AM
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mellow.gif mellow.gif mellow.gif mellow.gif mellow.gif mellow.gif mellow.gif mellow.gif mellow.gif mellow.gif WTF, how can you.. bite someone's face off? _unsure.gif
 
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post Jan 17 2006, 01:23 AM
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no kidding....thats horrible! and disgusting. pinch.gif oh man...what a story. huh.gif
 
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post Jan 17 2006, 05:25 PM
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post Jan 17 2006, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Jan 15 2006, 8:42 PM)
Bleargh. How hard, exactly, did he bite?
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I'm guessing pretty hard.
 
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post Jan 17 2006, 06:35 PM
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Oh damn, that's triflin'. Eww..

HAHA, DeJay, mess with me and see what happens to your face.
 
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post Jan 17 2006, 06:47 PM
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A girl threatened to bite my d**k off a few times when we were...uhh...you know...
 
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post Jan 18 2006, 06:27 PM
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Ewww.
Why would someone want to bite someone's face?
That's what dangerous species can do.
But human.
He must've have sharp teeth or something.
 
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post Jan 18 2006, 07:58 PM
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Yup. Part vampiric. *Gnashes teeth*

That's still disgusting even after I've read this over a bazillion times. Just ew.

Wonder how it tasted?
 

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