Who do you think is the best baseball player?

^what?
.....mannyr....

RE: Chuck Norris

I happen to find Chuck Norris very interesting so I'll explain. :]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized,
Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The
devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Chuck always wins unless he lets the Devil win.

Unparalleled martial arts ability means he can do a round house kick and go back into time. oh yes.

The supernatural phenomenon that is Chuck Norris.

Why are you so gay?
Why must you be such a wise ass in 1st period AP Economics class?

Chuck Norris was the founding father of the phrase " founding fathers. "
(artint)

- Solipsist

Why didn't Abba ever get crowned dancing queen?
In the book "A brand new world", was Aldous Huxley's interpretation of a more vast and productive society correct?
Why did Ashlee Simpson go on saturday night live again?
If David Spade got any shorter, would we all start calling him a jockey?

Do you know who I am?

Why does e to the power of pi times i equal negative 1?

What will I be when I grow up?

when does 2+2=5?

kryogenix...i think you're slacking.

WHEN WAR IS PEACE,
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, AND
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH



Who is the closest person to me emotionally?

why is jadakiss is hard as it gets?

Why did Chuck Norris loose his virginity before his dad?

Why are you taking forever to answer our questions?
Lol.

Here's the most difficult question of them all:

Why?

The kryogenix has answers to all your questions, but I, his apprentice kryogenix, is busy at the moment.

Seriously kids, way to waste your New Year on the internet.

Wait- I is busy at the moment?

ooh, now i hav something to say when ppl ask me that! =D

these answers are really smart-sounding and everything... wow. so, how long does it approximately or normally take u to think of the answers to these questions?

[quote=skp86,Dec 31 2005, 7:26 PM]
Why did you say the purpose of life is 42?

[/quote]

The kryogenix was in a state of Deep Thought and arrived at this conclusion.

[quote=not_your_average,Dec 31 2005, 7:27 PM]
kryogenix: am i hot?

[/quote]


As a compassionate superbeing, the kryogenix would not like to dissapoint you with a response. The kryogenix wants to remind all that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, except when the beholder disagrees with the kryogenix.

[quote=BrandonSaunders,Dec 31 2005, 7:33 PM]
Kryogenix:

A Yamaha R6 is only 600CCs, which makes it significantly less powerful than a Yamaha R1 (1000CCs). If a stock Yamaha R6 is fitted with an R1 sprocket, how is it able to then out race an R1 in a quarter mile?

[/quote]


Please address all questions to The kryogenix. kryogenix is indeed wise beyond his years, but The kryogenix is the only hyperintelligent superbeing on earth.

The kryogenix says: In anycase, there are multiple variables that could allow a less powerful bike to win, but the ones that come to mind are 1) Rider skill 2) Handling. With a smaller space between wheels, the R6 is better at turning. However, The kryogenix thinks that Yamaha's best work are their instruments. Suzuki bikes are quite nice, like the R1000, which has a higher number than an R1, which means it HAS to be better.

[quote=digital.fragrance,Dec 31 2005, 7:46 PM]
How did you become what you are?

[/quote]

The kryogenix trained 240 hours a day in the special martial arts, under 1000 times the force of earth gravity. For the remaining 120 hours, The kryogenix researched the science of "Kryology" (rhymes with biology). After fighting space aliens, The kryogenix changed and became what he is today.

[quote=M1SSxCHR1SSY,Dec 31 2005, 7:48 PM]

• I like my coworker. What is their name? And do they like me back? Haha, let's see you answer that one.
• Is Harry Potter going to die in the final book? I think yes, however, I'd like your take on it.
• When will I be recieving my acceptance letter to UNC?
• What song am I currently listening to?
• What is the most connotative definition of love?

[/quote]

Thou shalt not put The kryogenix to the test.

The kryogenix says that you will not "recieve" [sic] an acceptance letter because you will not be accepted.

The kryogenix pulses a low frequency beat which everyone can hear, yet no can understand it. This is the song you are listening to, the song of The kryogenix' soul.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

[quote=x____duckii,Dec 31 2005, 8:02 PM]
Hey, mister, am I going to get laid by the age of 18?

[/quote]

Silly question. You hatched from your egg years ago. You've been laid already.

[quote=incoherent,Dec 31 2005, 8:06 PM]
why do people insist on voting for something on ebay when the time isnt close to being up? do they not realize they could get it for cheaper if they waited until like a minute before it ended?

[/quote]

The kryogenix is one of the few people that has peace of mind no matter what. Other people try to obtain peace of mind in vain, like the people who plan ahead, even if it costs them extra money.

[quote=wind&fire,Dec 31 2005, 8:14 PM]
how do you cure hang overs?

[/quote]


An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. A hangover is only a symptom, not the true problem. As a compassionate superbeing, The kryogenix would like you to avoid getting drunk in the first place in order to stop the root of the problem.

[quote=insomniac,Dec 31 2005, 8:15 PM]
am i hot?

why cant i get a boyfriend?

why am i asking you these questions?

[/quote]

The kryogenix would like you to see the previous questions concerning beauty.

You cannot get a boyfriend because eyes of the ones beholding your beauty have yet to see your beauty. Either that or there is no beauty to be seen.

[quote=aznxdreamer,Dec 31 2005, 8:16 PM]
when will i die?

[/quote]

The kryogenix refuses to answer a question, as the person asking the question would probably kill himself just to prove The kryogenix wrong.

[quote=wind&fire,Dec 31 2005, 8:27 PM]
Consider the geometris series 1 - tan^2Θ - tan^4Θ - ...

When the limiting sum exists find its value in simplest form.

for what values of Θ in the intervel -(π/2) < Θ < π/2 does the limiting sum of a series exists

[/quote]

The kryogenix doesn't do homework for other people, especially people who cannot properly spell and punctuate sentences.

[quote=imafreakinazn,Dec 31 2005, 8:56 PM]
Why is Chuck Norris able to travel back in time by doing a roundhouse kick? :o

[/quote]

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Mr. T are all close friends of The kryogenix.

[quote=spectacular,Dec 31 2005, 9:28 PM]
haha
Who is a better college running back Adrian Peterson or Reggie Bush?

[/quote]

Neither will become a pro.

[quote=Hiphop d[-_-­]b,Dec 31 2005, 9:33 PM]
Is there a God ?

[/quote]

Indeed yes.

[quote=jnukes,Dec 31 2005, 9:35 PM]
what jordan/dunk release is going to be the most hyped in the year of 2006 ?

[/quote]

Choice D. All of the above.

[quote=vash1530,Dec 31 2005, 11:33 PM]
why arn't you answering are questions anymore?

[/quote]

kryogenix, apprentice of The kryogenix, was busy celebrating his New Year in a real life party OFF THE INTERNET. Therefore, there was no one to interpret the wisdom of The kryogenix.

[quote=tweeak,Dec 31 2005, 11:53 PM]
Why can some people not grasp the concept of other people having lives offline?

[/quote]

Selfish and self centered these people are.

[quote=Solipsist,Dec 31 2005, 11:58 PM]
Uso pa ba ang harana?

- Solipsist

[/quote]

kryogenix, apprentice to The kryogenix, is unable to translate that specific dialect. This goes for all future questions.

[quote=RiC3xBoy,Jan 1 2006, 12:14 AM]
Who do you think is the best baseball player?

[/quote]


The kryogenix is indeed an excellent baseball player. He can play all nine positions at the same time and has gotten 27 outs on one pitch, making him the most efficient player ever to play the game.

[quote=krnxswat,Jan 1 2006, 2:01 AM]
Why are you so gay?
Why must you be such a wise ass in 1st period AP Economics class?

[/quote]

The kryogenix is not gay, nor does The kryogenix attend any classes. The kryogenix teaches.

[quote=Stephire,Jan 1 2006, 2:29 AM]
Why didn't Abba ever get crowned dancing queen?
In the book "A brand new world", was Aldous Huxley's interpretation of a more vast and productive society correct?
Why did Ashlee Simpson go on saturday night live again?
If David Spade got any shorter, would we all start calling him a jockey?

[/quote]

The kryogenix is the best dancer, so Abba could not hope to win.

Aldous Huxley never wrote a book called "A Brand New World." Perhaps you're thinking of a book with a different name? Way to butcher a classic.

Saturday Night Live is a comedy program. Ashlee Simpson is a great source of comedy.

David Spade is half the man he used to be since the passing of Chris Farley.

[quote=MF Doom,Jan 1 2006, 5:48 AM]
Do you know who I am?

[/quote]

Yes.

[quote=Smoogrish,Jan 1 2006, 10:34 AM]
Why does e to the power of pi times i equal negative 1?

[/quote]

The kryogenix is always -e^iΠ at everything he does. The expression has extreme significance in mathematics.

[quote=xl0stxThoughtx,Jan 1 2006, 11:08 AM]
What will I be when I grow up?

[/quote]

Que sera, sera.

[quote=sadolakced acid,Jan 1 2006, 2:57 PM]
when does 2+2=5?

[/quote]

For extremely large values of 2.

[quote=Retrogressive,Jan 1 2006, 5:05 PM]
WHEN WAR IS PEACE,
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, AND
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Who is the closest person to me emotionally?

[/quote]

The kryogenix.

[quote=yo pusha,Jan 1 2006, 5:11 PM]
why is jadakiss is hard as it gets?

[/quote]

Jadakiss is dope.

[quote=RiC3xBoy,Jan 1 2006, 6:15 PM]
Why did Chuck Norris loose his virginity before his dad?

[/quote]

Once again, Chuck Norris is a good friend of The kryogenix.

[quote=skp86,Jan 1 2006, 7:03 PM]
Why are you taking forever to answer our questions?
Lol.

[/quote]

kryogenix, apprentice to The kryogenix is still an inefficient human being, even though he is quite wise beyond his years.

[quote=ermfermoo,Jan 1 2006, 7:54 PM]
Here's the most difficult question of them all:

Why?

[/quote]

Because.

[quote=tweeak,Jan 1 2006, 9:11 PM]
Wait- I is busy at the moment?

[/quote]

I is what I is yo.

[quote=m.ar.i.a,Jan 1 2006, 9:22 PM]
ooh, now i hav something to say when ppl ask me that! =D

these answers are really smart-sounding and everything... wow. so, how long does it approximately or normally take u to think of the answers to these questions?

[/quote]

The kryogenix anticipates your questions before you ask them.

But Reggie Bush is supposed to be the number one draft pick for the next NFL draft and Adrian Peterson was runner up for the Heisman trophy the year before. How do you know this for sure?

What did I forget?

Are you also good friends with John Claude Van Dam?

how often does necrotizing fasciitis get diagnosed a week?

why isnt kryogenix answering the questions?

what will happen if kryogenix quits cB and this topic is still open? D: