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| *kryogenix* |
 Dec 31 2005, 06:07 PM
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The kryogenix is a new breed of super human. He has seen many sights, heard many sounds, smelled many smells, felt many feelings and tasted many tastes without leaving his chair. The kryogenix is the keeper of wisdom and can read minds if needed. The kryogenix is also open to any questions before the new year as well.
The kryogenix is never wrong. SO ASK AWAY. THE ONLY RULE IS THAT YOU MUST READ EACH POST IN THIS THREAD BEFORE ASKING A QUESTION |
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| *liquidize* |
Dec 31 2005, 06:07 PM
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what is going to the biggest hit this new year/!
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Dec 31 2005, 06:08 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig.  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
We can ask any type of questions ? o_o
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Dec 31 2005, 06:08 PM
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The biggest hit will be when the kryogenix punches whiners in the face. The force of the hit will be heard across continents.
The kryogenix has spoken. QUOTE(Hiphop d[-_-) b,Dec 31 2005, 6:08 PM]We can ask any type of questions ? o_o  Yes. However, you have used up your one question, so now what you wanted to know cannot be answered by the kryogenix. However, the kryogenix is kindhearted as well as wise, so he will allow you to ask again. The kryogenix has spoken. |
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| *mona lisa* |
Dec 31 2005, 06:08 PM
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Why is it that some people are so close-minded?
What am I thinking as I write this post? |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE(mona lisa @ Dec 31 2005, 6:08 PM) Why is it that some people are so close-minded? What am I thinking as I write this post? Some people are close minded because they practice the philosophy of mind over matter. If they don't mind, it doesn't matter. You are thinking about hitting the post button and waiting patiently for the kryogenix to answer. |
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| *Solipsist* |
Dec 31 2005, 06:14 PM
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Why can't we solve world hunger?
Why do humans hate each other? Why is Harry Potter getting bitchier and bitcher every book? WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE?! - Jose |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:16 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 273 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 312,806 |
 Hmm... What came first, the chicken or the egg? Why? |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:19 PM
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 YEA? ILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF =] Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,087 |
what will my job me when i grow up?
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Dec 31 2005, 06:22 PM
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QUOTE(Solipsist @ Dec 31 2005, 6:14 PM) Why can't we solve world hunger? Why do humans hate each other? Why is Harry Potter getting bitchier and bitcher every book? WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE?! - Jose If food like bacon, noodles or pizza weren't so yummy, then no one would have the apetite to eat. Humans hate each other because they are players in the game of life. And people fail to realize that they should not hate player, but instead hate the game. Harry Potter is getting bitchier because SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE. A wise man named the kryogenix once said "Only Fools rush in." Fools are too busy reading the sign that says love on it, and they fall in the hole that the sign warns about. But fools are necessary, because if it weren't for them, the kryogenix would have no one to pity. QUOTE Hmm... What came first, the chicken or the egg? Why? Dinosaurs laid eggs, and they existed before chickens, so the egg came before the chicken. QUOTE what will my job me when i grow up? Que sera, sera. |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:25 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,055 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,796 |
What is the purpose of life??
Ha, lets c ya answer that. |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:26 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
Why does love make you do crazzzzy things?
Why are you soo attractive? Why am I so attractive? |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:28 PM
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QUOTE(skp86 @ Dec 31 2005, 6:25 PM) What is the purpose of life?? Ha, lets c ya answer that. 42 The kryogenix thinks ye foolish for asking such a simple question. The kryogenix refers ye to searching in google via the link. |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:31 PM
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Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
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Dec 31 2005, 06:31 PM
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 You'll find me in your dreams. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,536 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,010 |
Is there actually a set of numbers after 42, or is that it?
 And why does Harry Potter act so.... -cough- Nevermind.
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Dec 31 2005, 06:32 PM
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f<3ck you. Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 316,556 |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:33 PM
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The kryogenix thinks ye foolish for asking such a simple question. The kryogenix refers ye to searching in google via the link.
[/quote] QUOTE(Rachel is love @ Dec 31 2005, 6:26 PM) Why does love make you do crazzzzy things? Why are you soo attractive? Why am I so attractive? The kryogenix would like to refer you to the post about fools falling in love. Fools are so busy looking for love that they fall in. Now the hole of love is a dark place. Therefore people do some crazzzy things in order to escape. The kryogenix again wants to refer you to an earlier statement. The kryogenix is a new breed of superhuman. Super denotes superior qualities, which includes extreme attractiveness in the kryogenix' case. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unless the eye of the beholder disagrees with the kryogenix. |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 273 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 312,806 |
How many questions can we ask?
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Dec 31 2005, 06:39 PM
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QUOTE(Libertie @ Dec 31 2005, 6:31 PM) Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near? The kryogenix thinks this is an excellent question. The minds of humans have been filled with incorrect by The Carpenters. Although they tried hard to get the answer, their hypothesis was mixed up. It would be foolish to believe people that work with wood for a living over an infinitely wise entity, so please take heed of the answer. On the day that you were born and the angels got together And decided to create a dream come true So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold And starlight in your eyes of blue. QUOTE am I gonna burn in hell? The kryogenix thinks you're planning awfully ahead in advance. You have time to make amends QUOTE(The_AZN_Godfather @ Dec 31 2005, 6:38 PM) How many questions can we ask? kryogenix, who is the liaison for the kryogenix and the common folk will grow weary of the burden of knowledge placed upon him. The humans before him are fortunate to have him available even for a short amount of time. |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Dec 31 2005, 6:28 PM) 42 But isn't that the answer to life? Not necessarily the "purpose" of life.
The kryogenix thinks ye foolish for asking such a simple question. The kryogenix refers ye to searching in google via the link. |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:42 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
Kryogenix, explain to me Talib Kweli's impact on hiphop.
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Dec 31 2005, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE(mona lisa @ Dec 31 2005, 6:40 PM) But isn't that the answer to life? Not necessarily the "purpose" of life. 4 is the answer to 2+2 as well as 2*2. The purpose of life is a property of life, therefore the answer to the purpose of life can be gained by looking at life as a whole. |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:44 PM
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^ shes right.
Why does love lift us up where we belong? - Jose |
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Dec 31 2005, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Dec 31 2005, 6:42 PM) Kryogenix, explain to me Talib Kweli's impact on hiphop. The kryogenix knows Talib Kweli as the genius among gangsters. QUOTE(Solipsist @ Dec 31 2005, 6:44 PM) ^ shes right. Why does love lift us up where we belong? - Jose The kryogenix believes you have come to a premature conclusion. The kryogenix is always right. Love lifts you up where you belong because love feels responsible for allowing you to fall in it. Due to the lack of questions, the kryogenix will educate you about his siblings in order to fill the knowledge quota.  This is The Satchell Paige. You may know him as Leroy. Satchell Paige is the kryogenix' younger brother. The kryogenix' taught him everything he knows. In return, the kryogenix' gets mad street creds from the homies on the east side.  This is the Google. It is the kryogenix' grandson. It is the product of the fusion of his two sons Sergey and Larry. Having the last letter y in their name allowed them to fuse and form the google.  This is the Yogi Berra. He is the kryogenix' black sheep. After kryogenix' taught him everything he knew, the Yogi Berra (not to be confused with the Dali Lama) played baseball and was pretty damn good at it while spouting knowledge at the same time. However, the Yogi Berra commited the irreperable sin of associating with the New York Mets, so the kryogenix cast him out of his family. |
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Dec 31 2005, 07:26 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,055 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 174,796 |
Why did you say the purpose of life is 42?
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