whats the dumbest thing you ever said? |
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 Dec 25 2005, 09:17 PM
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 I like to fill pill bottles with mints and eat them on the bus..  Group: Member Posts: 233 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 293,534  |
Man I have a few. Well, for Christmas my lil sis got a leap pad and I was playing with it and It said "where is florida?" I pressed Califronia.
And one time when I saw my dads armpit hair I was like dad, does everyone get fur someday. And my last one I can remember "Why do we call oranges, oranges?" I don it alot. Lol. |
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Dec 25 2005, 10:31 PM
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 you`re undeniable Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 |
friend: [naming states] blah blah blah oh yea and NEBRASKA.
me: wait nebraska's a state???? i thought it was a providence of canada! and then of course he got onto the subject of prostitution when i was like "wait prostitution's illegal???" omgosh i hate blonde moments. 
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Dec 26 2005, 01:26 AM
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friend: hey Luis you're gay
me: that's what she said friend: 
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Dec 26 2005, 04:14 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 177,802 |
QUOTE(salcha @ Dec 25 2005, 4:41 PM) (on myspace) Jerome: GUNG HAY FAT CHOY! Me: WTF, IT ISN'T EVEN NEW YEARS YET...IT'S ONLY..oh wait.. Jerome: blonde moment hahaha  I don't get it. 
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Dec 26 2005, 06:08 AM
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 Milo Kamalani Group: Human Posts: 954 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 274,798 |
Me: I had to go buy my mom a cock.
Oliva: COCK?! Me: Ahh, WTF. CLOCK CLOCK CLOCK. I mean clock. |
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Dec 26 2005, 09:15 AM
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 oink Group: Member Posts: 1,099 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,836 |
teacher: what is the pigment that makes plants green?
me: green...? what green.. |
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| *Programmer* |
Dec 26 2005, 09:22 AM
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Girl: i think...
Me: you love me? Girl: welll.... ME: You have to think about it? Girl: I was going to say "i think....we should go our seperate ways" don't ever try to finish a girls sentence.... it's a dangerous thing   lifelesson well learned 
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Dec 26 2005, 11:02 AM
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 Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
^haha LMAO :D
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Dec 26 2005, 04:56 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
QUOTE(smearedmakeup @ Dec 26 2005, 2:14 AM) I don't get it. gung hay fat choy means happy new years in chinese. u know u say merry christmas and happy new years. sally was having a blonde moment......"WTF, IT ISN'T EVEN NEW YEARS YET...IT'S ONLY..oh wait.." hahahaha |
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Dec 26 2005, 05:09 PM
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"You smell like raw milk"
I meant spoiled. Oh well. |
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Dec 26 2005, 06:01 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
*Eddie and Blair listening to Shakira - La Tortura*
Eddie: I like this song Blair: Me too *Kiss* Eddie: What does Tortilla mean? |
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Dec 26 2005, 06:10 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
1942 was when columbus sailed the ocean blue.
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Dec 26 2005, 06:25 PM
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f<3ck you. Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 316,556 |
"do we need to put the title on the title page?"
yeah that was in class  ..
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Dec 26 2005, 06:39 PM
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QUOTE(xnofearx @ Dec 26 2005, 4:01 PM) *Eddie and Blair listening to Shakira - La Tortura* Eddie: I like this song Blair: Me too *Kiss* Eddie: What does Tortilla mean? ROFL! What a sucka.
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Dec 26 2005, 06:44 PM
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 My peanut. Group: Member Posts: 948 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 187,456 |
Is it raining?
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Dec 26 2005, 10:54 PM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
this happened on christmas eve when i was spooning with the guy i see
 me: did you ever have any pets? him: i had tetras me: what? isn't that a game...?  him: no, that's tetris, tetras are fish  me: oh  |
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Dec 27 2005, 01:06 AM
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 "Silly me, I thought this was a free country" Group: Human Posts: 1,666 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,913 |
haha my friend plays CS and to screw with people he acts like a total n00b so he always asks "guys.. how do you reload the knife" lmfao!
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Dec 27 2005, 04:24 AM
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You guys should check out Bill Engvall. He has the best stuff in terms of the dumbest things people say.
(ex. "This year I was on a plane and we hit a deer. I called my wife because this is just the stupidest thing I have ever seen. I said "Honey, we hit a deer." There was silence on the other end of the line and finally she said "Oh my God, were you on the ground?" I said "Nope, Santa was making one last delivery this year.") Here's Your Sign. 
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Dec 27 2005, 10:34 AM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
^ lol that was pretty funny.
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Dec 27 2005, 08:02 PM
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 Para ti... Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 139,983 |
i was out with one of my friends and we were talkin about our eyes and i was like, "wow you do have really big eyes...can u see more?"
...i felt really...really stupid after
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Dec 27 2005, 08:03 PM
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 ^ignore. read> Maria. Group: Member Posts: 710 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 323,799 |
there is alot but i cant think of them right now >< lets see... guess what, chicken butt? lol. i never got that.
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Dec 27 2005, 08:44 PM
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 Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,438 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 296,088 |
ain't not nobody no nothin 'bout nothin!
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Dec 27 2005, 11:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
"I thinked? I thunk! That's it!"
I don't know, but at the time, it seemed right. |
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Dec 27 2005, 11:04 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Dec 27 2005, 11:01 PM) "I thinked? I thunk! That's it!" I don't know, but at the time, it seemed right. i've done that before. i was like, "WHAT'S THE PAST TENSE OF THINK? IS IT THINKED OR THUNK?" my friends were like 
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Dec 28 2005, 12:51 AM
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 Am I High Group: Member Posts: 18 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 335,569 |
DID I JUSS MISS THE 5 OCLOCK CRACK GIVEAWAY?
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