anal sex 101, slightly revised to be more appropriate |
anal sex 101, slightly revised to be more appropriate |
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![]() creepy heather ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 ![]() |
condom(s) - never EVER ever EVER EVER EVER have unprotected anal sexual intercourse. it is just stupid. there are micro-organisms that live in the intestines. if these get into the urinary tract, they live there, build up, and cause a urinary tract infection (UTI). AND LET ME TELL YOU.. UTI's ARE NOT FREAKIN FUN. lubricant - my favorite would be one's own SALIVA, but as we all may know.. dry mouth is quite a prominent occurance when youre banging someone.. so my second place is ASTROGLIDE or other anal lubricants. things like water are NOT an option. water absorbs quite quickly and will leave you with a dry area sooner than you even begin. without a nice slippery area, anal penetration is guaranteed to be unsatisfactory. this is what often leads to people stating that they "dislike" anal intercourse. unfortunately, the anal passage is unable to produce a vast amount of fluid, as does the vaginal passage with vaginal fluids for what is referred to as a "wet" vulva. "dry sex," when the vagina freezes from producing vaginal secretions, is always UNPLEASURABLE. so think of it that way. and a rule of thumb: there is never enough lube. so never be afraid of going overboard, always be afraid of underboard. PATIENCE & TRUST - patience is a ding dong virtue. UNTIL a couple has become experienced in anal intercourse with each other, the individual being pentrated should ALWAYS have control of the situation. and when i say "experienced couple" i mean the same two single individuals. just because you and your ex always had great anal doesnt make you an expert on how your current lover is going to like it. it is time to start all over and let them teach you what feels good to them. always start off slow and smooth. always ask your partner if they are okay. always take your time. and for crying out loud NEVER GIVE INTO THE NONE EXISTANT PAIN THRESHOLD WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK.. you will regret it in the morning when your a-hole is pissed and sore and possibly even swollen. if you are the giver, NEVER EVER jam your cock into your partners ass. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE VIOLATED YOU AND TORE YOUR BUTTHOLE UP THAT WAY? just dont freakin do it. it hurts, and believe me, it isnt going to make your partner get giddy and say HEY DO THAT AGAIN !!!! youll probably get your booty wooped. after a few sessions, you and your partner will become trusting and relaxed with each other where anal intercourse can be a more natural and loving experience. listen to each other and learn to love the beauty and art that is anal penetration. happy ass ramming ! |
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![]() omnomnom ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 ![]() |
Poopie on a d**k.
It's like poopie on a stick. |
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![]() i've never wanted anything rationale. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 ![]() |
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![]() This bitch better work! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 ![]() |
when you have anal sex...do you have an actual ... butt orgasm??. (i'm talking about the person being humped because the person doing the humping obviously cums...but what about the humpee?)
i'm not asking for perverted reasons...i'm just curious. ![]() |
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Frankie, that made me laugh and my soda just completely missed my mouth
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![]() This bitch better work! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 ![]() |
DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME DUE TO MY STUPIDITY!!!!!
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*Weird addiction* |
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![]() i've never wanted anything rationale. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 ![]() |
^It depends my love.
That was to the missionary vs. doggy comment. Ps-Frankie, I am sure that the humpee can orgasm. If the so called humpee was a male, he has a free hand to uhh...jerk it. Ditto with the ladies. |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 479 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 223,199 ![]() |
Haha really funny!
I don't think I'd do that though since I don't think something should go up somewhere where things are suppose to go down... ![]() I think if it doesn't belong there...I won't do it...besides...I don't have a good tolerance for that kinda pain ![]() |
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![]() 白人看不懂 !!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 ![]() |
gahhhh!!!
Donkey Kong Punch!!!! ;D jaykay people. jaykay. If you don't understand..good for you. |
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![]() ^_^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 ![]() |
Ok, so I tried it the night before Thanksgiving with my ex (who happens to be extremely petite). And though I've given it a try before and disliked it, she claims getting it anally gets her off, so I went ahead with it and I found it to be difficult and just not fun.
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![]() Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,438 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 296,088 ![]() |
good info but i dont think ill try that anytime soon
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![]() what do you think it says....if so obvious. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 ![]() |
my friend told me when she first tried it , her partner was too willfull so it basically kinda ripped her , after 3 days prior to the incident she had to use ointments and stuff because her a-ring swelled up . oohh well i started laughing when she told me this .
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![]() Another ditch in the road... you keep moving ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 ![]() |
^
prior means before, not after QUOTE when you have anal sex...do you have an actual ... butt orgasm??. (i'm talking about the person being humped because the person doing the humping obviously cums...but what about the humpee?) if it is two guys, the guys taking it can orgasm, if the guy sfucking him is hitting his 'g-spot' |
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![]() what do you think it says....if so obvious. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 ![]() |
thanks for the grammar tid bit .
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![]() yeah. i'm kevin. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 ![]() |
this reminds me of my health class
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*mipadi* |
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![]() creepy heather ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 ![]() |
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*anubis* |
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Nov 11 2005, 6:54 PM) when you have anal sex...do you have an actual ... butt orgasm??. (i'm talking about the person being humped because the person doing the humping obviously cums...but what about the humpee?) i'm not asking for perverted reasons...i'm just curious. ![]() there's this thing called a G-spot and it can be hit both in the vaginal and the anal hole, depending on each girl. so yes, a "butt orgasm" can be acheived... |
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![]() you`re undeniable ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,136 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 283,828 ![]() |
QUOTE(SkaironFrenzy @ Oct 20 2005, 8:59 PM) ^ that's true. we learned about it in sex ed a while ago. it's like, because the sperm can stay alive for a long time it can travel to the vagina and then she gets pregnant. but there's a really really low chance of that, i think. ![]() |
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yerp! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 ![]() |
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![]() durian ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 ![]() |
Wow... I just came across this topic. Nope, don't think I'll ever try this lol.
.. G... spot? Eh? I don't think I learned that in sex ed. ![]() |
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All this talk of anal sex is making me hungry...
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![]() lets cuddle...=) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 148 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 215,981 ![]() |
some girl tol me never try it because she tried it....and she sad once you stick it and your not gonna want to take it out...cuz it hurt...
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![]() i've never wanted anything rationale. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 ![]() |
^Ahahahahahahah
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![]() ^_^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 ![]() |
I'm surprised all this talk of anal sex hasn't spawned a topic of analingus.
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