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if every time u had sex/masturbate,1000 people die, puggles.
how much sex or masturbation will u do?
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mzbbc
post Nov 17 2005, 09:17 PM
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you`re undeniable
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well what i i have to say is f**k it.







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lilxlan
post Nov 18 2005, 09:35 PM
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Not to sound mean but people die everyday for random reasons. :X
 
heyisti
post Nov 19 2005, 02:34 AM
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Well that good. Wowo this thread is soo lame.
I will Bush would die. if I masterbate right in front of him
 
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post Nov 19 2005, 03:32 PM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Nov 13 2005, 12:38 AM)
Actually, the Shakers are still around, albeit in very small numbers.
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indeedy do. They adopt.

um. I chose "abstinence for the rest of my life." :-\. That's if it started today. Had it been going on for the past two or so years, I would have killed a good bit of people.
 
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post Nov 19 2005, 04:04 PM
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I don't have a mangina or penis.
 
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post Nov 19 2005, 05:45 PM
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That's why I made a topic in health like last week about excessive masturbation! It makes you feel weak all the time.

My advice to KC: Just, stop.
 
demolished
post Nov 19 2005, 07:22 PM
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ParanoidAndroid
post Nov 19 2005, 07:28 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Nov 17 2005, 9:15 PM)
I don't like cats.

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Did it work? Is my neighbor's cat dead yet?
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coconutter
post Nov 19 2005, 07:30 PM
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I dub this thread closeable.
 
ParanoidAndroid
post Nov 19 2005, 11:38 PM
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Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians
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^yeah, 1000 people dying won't be that big a deal. I mean (to sound cruel) 1000 people die almost what? every month? week? year? because of a disease. masturbating or good sex won't be that big a factor
 
waccoon
post Nov 20 2005, 05:59 PM
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We are the cure.
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QUOTE(goaskaslice)
The authors of The Social Organization of Sexuality (Edward O. Laumann, John H. Gagnon, Robert T. Michael, and Stuart Michaels; University of Chicago Press, 1994) gathered information about masturbatory practices from face-to-face interviews and self-administered questionnaires of 2,969 men and women ranging in age from 18 to 59 years. The researchers found that 41.7 percent of women and 63.3 percent of men masturbated during the year studied.


Okay.

QUOTE(fbi.gov)
15-64 years: 64.9% (male 2,117,230,183; female 2,066,864,970)


40% of women (two million) = [800,000]
60% of men (two million) = [1,2000,000]

So about two million people masturbate globally, and that's a thousand deaths per person..

Two billion [2,000,000,000] people have just died.

And that's only assuming they do it once a year.
 
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post Nov 20 2005, 10:28 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Nov 16 2005, 10:13 PM)
that's because they're both sins, and bush doeesn't want you to do either.
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Mmmm, sex.
 
sadolakced acid
post Nov 20 2005, 11:39 PM
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ever notice how sins are very, very appealing things?

i say, if it makes you feel good, and doens't make someone else feel bad, then do it.
 
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post Nov 20 2005, 11:49 PM
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do what u feel, even if ppl die in the process.....
 
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post Nov 21 2005, 12:15 AM
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Well then.. that excludes me from being a serial killer.
 
flc
post May 15 2006, 08:41 AM
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Haha, I definitely wouldn't do it all the time, but hey, I would have solved the overpopulation problem.
 
EddieV
post May 15 2006, 09:10 AM
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Well, I guess the world isn't going to be overpopulated anymore...
 
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post May 15 2006, 09:17 AM
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psh,
that can't possible count for married people.
some have sex every day..

and well if it does
i guess when i get married
i'm going to kill a lot of people..

wow i never knew it was so simple. =X

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post May 15 2006, 02:17 PM
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QUOTE(mona lisa @ Nov 12 2005, 10:51 PM) *
If you just sit at your computer, 1000 random people will die around the world. It's not just when you have sex or masturbate. wink.gif


That sucks. That means there are alot of dead people right now...
Cause Im on the computer constantly laugh.gif
 
juliar
post Jun 7 2006, 06:03 PM
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3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me.
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at least a few hundred people die every second regardless of whether or not you're having sex.

hey, population control.
 
pshaa.shauna
post Jun 7 2006, 06:07 PM
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QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Nov 17 2005, 12:13 AM) *
that's because they're both sins, and bush doeesn't want you to do either.


*giggles*




*sigh* I miss Justin.
 
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post Jun 7 2006, 09:30 PM
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who the hell keeps bringing back this topic...
 
flc
post Jun 7 2006, 09:36 PM
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^ Lmao why not?
 
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post Jun 7 2006, 09:41 PM
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franki brought it back.


shes a sicko
 
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post Jun 7 2006, 09:42 PM
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^idk..I feel weird when I see this topic again after a few months or so
 
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