Th5418's Guide To Relationships |
 Aug 29 2004, 08:52 PM
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You guys are dumb.  Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094  |
1) How do I get into a relationship?
Find someone you like and ask them out. If they say no, then too bad. If they say yes, hopefully it will continue into one. 2) I like someone, what should I do? Two choices, first choice is to throw a hissy fit in your room everyday for being a moron. Second choice is to ask them out. 3) How do I reject someone? Say no. Like how you say no to drugs. I can't believe I even made this a question. 4) How do I breakup with someone? Tell them you don't feel that way about them anymore. No, there is no other way. No, nothing else will work. Yes, tell them as soon as possible. 5) Should I give them something for their birthday/christmas/anniversary/valentines? What? Whatever you want. Its the thought that counts, usually. 6) Help! I like this one guy/girl but my best friend likes him/her too! What should I do? Make a competition with your best friend to score first. Trust me, it will work. If he/she says no, then find someone else to like. [7) Help! I like my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend! You make me sick. Don't tell your friend. Or you can, and ruin everything. And dont act upon your feelings. Sicko. 8) I like these two guys and they like me back too, who do I choose? You make me sick whore. Don't go out with any of them because you obviously don't like either of them. [9) My parents wont let me date! Oh noes! What they don't know cant hurt them in this case. 10) I'm homosexual but others dont know and I like my best friend! Want to make things awkward? Heres your chance to do so. So tell them if you do! If not, then don't say anything unless they understand. When I say understand, I mean they are not stupid fcuktards that use gay to describe everything. 11) Do long distance relationships work? Sometimes, if you've got patience to wait. 12) Do internet relationships work? Yes, now go to your 80 year old boyfriend/girlfriend. 99% percent of the time. 13) My boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me! What do I do? If you want, continue going out. The obvious thing is to break up. 14) Should I have sex? Yes, use protection. 15) My ex is bullying my crushes and harrassing them, what do I do? Depends how old you are. If you are mature enough, sue their ass for emotional damage and battery. The other choice is to tell some administration. But you can always have your current buddy be beat the **** out of. This is brought to you by me. Yes I was bored. Bored as fcuk. If you have any more quesitons post them and I will update. First Dates [1) Where should I go on my first date? Wherever you want. In fact, maybe hell would be a good choice if you want nudity. After all, hell is pretty hot that the girl might start stripping. 2) Should I be asking her/him personal questions? Yes, in fact ask her if she has a vibrator. Or ask him if he masturbates. Smooth moves. "Do you have a vibrator?" "Yeah, I plan to shove it up your arsehole, jerk." 3) My date is going to be on Blind Date or The Third Wheel. (stupid dating shows) Should I make a grand entrance? Yeah, make the WHOLE world hate you. Its a good idea. 4) I want to have sex on the first date, what should I do? Well, just keep making sexual suggestions. If you guys have sex, goodie for you. Guess it will keep going. If not, well there won't be a second date so you wouldn't have to be reminded of the horror. Pervert. 5) I want to make a move, but I'm too shy. What should I do? Get ready for a romantic moment. Beats me, I'm too tired for this crap. |
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Nov 2 2005, 12:05 AM
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 appealing only because they are just that unappealing Group: Member Posts: 211 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,673 |
i've never heard anybody put it that way before...tee hee...that's funny
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Nov 9 2005, 04:03 AM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Holy shit, this is still up?
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Nov 10 2005, 04:02 PM
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 Ill get around to doing that.... Group: Member Posts: 518 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 275,913 |
thats basic but so true........
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Nov 12 2005, 11:46 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
QUOTE(th5418 @ Nov 9 2005, 4:03 AM) Holy shit, this is still up?  no shit it's pinned I love the one with the "two guys like me idk who to choose" crap...lol yup she's a whore |
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Nov 15 2005, 06:37 AM
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 naïvety Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 |
Wow.. i had a lot of fun reading the pages 3, 4 and 5. The dissing and cussing with the perfect girl was hilarous.
QUOTE(babiix mango @ Oct 22 2005, 3:53 AM) LOL. you sound so mad. and this is yet so hilarious. ^HAAH yea that's why its funny 
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Nov 20 2005, 04:18 AM
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lmao GG. maybe people will actually learn something
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Nov 26 2005, 05:27 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(th5418 @ Nov 9 2005, 3:03 AM) Holy shit, this is still up? COME BACK DAMNIT. |
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Dec 30 2005, 04:26 PM
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Tiffany <3 Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,685 |
;P Haha, funny
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Jan 2 2006, 08:50 PM
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 Band Geek. Group: Member Posts: 366 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 341,494 |
Wow, straight up and to the point. I really enjoyed reading this. Good Job! Definitely rules to follow in the future. I've had many things happen to me on that list, too bad I didn't see it earlier.
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Jan 23 2006, 12:10 PM
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you got real nice humor, but it can hurt.
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Jan 25 2006, 12:37 AM
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 I smile like I mean it =D Group: Member Posts: 14 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 360,893 |
Haha witty and doesn't hold back punches! Cheers!
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Feb 18 2006, 11:33 PM
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Feb 27 2006, 10:53 PM
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Haha, this so funny yet so true.
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Mar 2 2006, 10:28 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
why is is that it feels like im just talking to myself all the time..
but when we are together by ourselves. it feels like we are actually together. |
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Mar 15 2006, 01:11 PM
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QUOTE(sweetdreamsx3 @ Aug 29 2004, 10:21 PM) I don't like you, but everything you said is completely true. ^^^ LMAO niiiiice. 
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Mar 24 2006, 07:37 PM
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victim of myspace.com Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,435 |
Haha, you make asking someone out sound so easy. :\
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Mar 31 2006, 10:14 AM
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 PHIL ½ Group: Member Posts: 2,663 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,982 |
whatever happened to the guy that started this? He was cool
-Phil- |
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Apr 5 2006, 12:25 AM
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That was very hilarious, lol.
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Apr 8 2006, 09:00 AM
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This is more humour than relationships FAQ, actually. It's with dripping sarcasm O_O
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| *swtcherriipie* |
Apr 9 2006, 08:50 PM
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QUOTE(MyVermilionPlague @ Aug 30 2004, 8:40 AM) OH MY F*CKING GOD. That was hilarious. And very true. HAHA. Oh my god, that was great. LOL. Nice. Agreed i needed a god laugh. Thanks |
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Apr 13 2006, 04:04 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 393,426 |
blunt but funny and true :)
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Apr 28 2006, 02:59 AM
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it was so nice reading the post in pages 3, 4, 5.
i think it was. nice facts too i like the sarcasm. |
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Apr 29 2006, 02:15 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 7 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 395,656 |
Haha, that was hilarious! :)
Really true, too. :) |
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May 10 2006, 12:48 AM
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 msladyliberty Group: Member Posts: 151 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 105,766 |
so cute! but true! 
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