Whats the worst come back you've ever heard? |
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Whats the worst come back you've ever heard? |
*StanleyThePanda* |
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*incoherent* |
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your mom
youre gay i hate you and the worst of all..."im rubber and you're glue. whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you" oh, and here is one some kid at my school got the biggest kick out of. both of these are lame, but you get the point. theyd say something, and you'd reply with make me. lame comeback in its self, but hed go as far as to say "i dont make trash, i burn it". llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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#53
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ONLINE, the worst comeback I've ever had to face was anything that starts with "YOUR" when it has to be You're or You are.
And "YOUR GAY" is not a comeback/insult if it's not true, and even if it is, it shouldn't be. |
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#54
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![]() oh what a burden , its mr durden ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 494 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,002 ![]() |
to me personally : " youre too short for me to hear "
of all time : " i know you are but what am i " |
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#55
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"You suck!"
"You suck more!" "You suck George Bush!" :0 |
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#56
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![]() ladybugs are hot <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 ![]() |
QUOTE i know you are, but what am i God that sounds so dumb ![]() |
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#57
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![]() wut wut in the butt? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 ![]() |
"YOU'RE FACE!"
lol |
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#58
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![]() define our lives for us. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 ![]() |
Whatever = Most annoying & most overused comeback besides yo' momma, IMO.
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#59
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![]() My name is really Matt... if you care. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 ![]() |
OK, idk if this was already posted, but i thought it was stupid:
I said: "Holy crap! Did you see that bug!?" And one of my friends goes: "No, but ur FACE saw that bug! OO!! BURNED!" (then.. i think "want some ice w/ that burn?" lolw/e) THEN omg.. this one's great (by that i mean "WTF!?") Ok, this guy (daniel) goes: "hey anna, look at my wicked awesome fluffy coat!" (he was sporting her jacket) She goes (impersonating him): "Yeah, im cool cuz im on the football team!" (which he was) we were both like... WTF!? |
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people hate when u agree wit them or something say ur in an argument and there like whatever your a bitch and u say "obviously tell me something i didnt know" or they say your f**king ugly...n u say i know i love it tho THAT MAKES PEOPLE SO MAD WHEN THEY SEE THERE LAME COMMENTS RNT GETTING TO U
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#61
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A: ur a slut
B: well u had sex with me last night it was funny cause they were both guys |
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![]() Another ditch in the road... you keep moving ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 ![]() |
yeah, wel... YOU'RE STUPID
it was actually me who said it, but lets over look that |
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![]() Sing to Me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,825 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,808 ![]() |
"you're a girl so stfu, what do you know?"
shrug. you know what my comeback was? a swift kick in the balls |
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![]() Queen of Random Information ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 ![]() |
I think it's bad when they don't even have a comeback. I mean, honestly, saying something like "your mom," or "you're stupid" is better than nothing at all.
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agreeing with everybody else here..."your mom" is really bad.
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![]() yeah. i'm kevin. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 ![]() |
I've heard a lot of stupid ones
like YOUR MOM or I remeber this one time I was sitting next to one of my sophmore friends on the bus and when she got off this kid behind me was like OH DO YOU LIKE ____ you always listen to your iPOD WITH HER, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SIT WITH GIRLS ON THE BUS? and seeing that he always sits with guys and he has a reputation for not getting any girls I said, " well at least girls want to sit next to me " and then he smiled, laughed and thought of something and said "YOU LIKE HER DON'T YOU" |
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![]() L!ckitySplit ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 ![]() |
"your stupid"
"OH YEAH WELL YOUR FACE IS STUPID!" i said the comeback ![]() |
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Your mom.
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*lolita kitty* |
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whatever.
usually people use it when they're pissed off at you and have nothing else to say. you say something really mean to them, and all they can say is "well...uh...WHATEVER." lame. ![]() |
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![]() "Silly me, I thought this was a free country" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 1,666 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,913 ![]() |
QUOTE(salcha @ Feb 23 2005, 4:40 PM) my friend asked me a question, and I answered her, then she just looked at me and said,"i don't care." well, SHE ASKED. LMFAO haha that made me laugh "your mom" is a common comeback i've heard... "Justin is raping me!!!" "Your mom is raping me!" it gets annoying but it's funny |
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*salcha* |
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another one.
"shut up" |
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![]() Flirtation=Attention with Intention ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 206 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 276,209 ![]() |
"Whatever"
"Your mom" "Your stupid" Please..... ![]() |
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my sister and I give eachother "your momma" come back's all of the time... it's funny.... people always listen and think we're crazy!
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"your mom," of course. but also
person a: "you're such a suck-up!" person b: "well you're such a suck down!" |
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