What is the weirdest thing a guy |
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 Oct 26 2005, 07:55 PM
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What is the weried thing a guy has ever said to you??
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Oct 26 2005, 08:50 PM
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 omgah_itsmaggiex=new username. Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,467 |
will you have sex with me
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Oct 26 2005, 08:51 PM
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Guy: "I am sexually attracted to my mother"
Me : WTF..... 
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Oct 26 2005, 10:24 PM
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i wear speedos
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Oct 26 2005, 10:50 PM
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 ...who created this mess...? Group: Member Posts: 451 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,244 |
Hmm... I can't think of one that a guy said to me, but once a guy asked my friend, out of nowhere:
"Do you know about aluminum foil??" My Friend:  ...Yeah. It was really random and I have no idea why he asked her that... |
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Oct 27 2005, 04:59 AM
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ma best m8 is random as hell...he always weirds me out wit funny questions and comments....here are a few examples
#"do u shave ur P**sy?" #"how long does it take a gurl to change her sanitary towel?" #"wats ur bra size?" #i wear a 32A bra #i lyk da smell of ma mumz shoes da list goes on...lol... |
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Oct 27 2005, 05:22 AM
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 Proud to be an Anime Otaku Group: Member Posts: 667 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 165,004 |
Weirdest thing.............
Guy: COme sit on my lap and we ll talk about the first thing that pops up 
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Oct 27 2005, 06:19 AM
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^wow
which hole does the tampon do you put your tampon in  (we were having lunch) |
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Oct 27 2005, 09:57 AM
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 naïvety Group: Human Posts: 1,303 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 488 |
Dumb Guy Who Doesn't Know Any Better: How many holes does a girl have?
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Oct 27 2005, 11:40 AM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
QUOTE Guy: COme sit on my lap and we ll talk about the first thing that pops up :stubborn that was REALLY funny |
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Oct 27 2005, 01:55 PM
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QUOTE(racoons > you @ Oct 27 2005, 11:40 AM) that was REALLY funny  I thought so too and I wouldn't stop laughing then he said " i was serious" "Really?" "No" "Good" "Why?" "Cuz I'll kick your ass if you were." |
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Oct 27 2005, 02:34 PM
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 uoyevoli Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,430 |
hahaa..this random guy who reallyy scared me
"do you brush your teeth alot, because you have really white teeth." and then the same guyy.. "i like your bookbag. will you trade with me?" haha yeah. my bookbag is purplee..with my name on it. and he was dead serious too O.O lol |
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Oct 27 2005, 03:16 PM
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"will you give me hed?"
"do you masturbate?" "have u ever had sex with a girl?" "i think you have your period...or you're pmsing." "will you screw me?" high school guys are so freakin pervertededededd. |
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Oct 27 2005, 04:37 PM
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"Can girls masturbate with a tampon?"
My friends amuse me |
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Oct 27 2005, 05:23 PM
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"trombones make me horny"
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Oct 27 2005, 06:26 PM
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"whats the difference between boxers and briefs"
me friend asked me that. i still dont know if he was serious or not (: |
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Oct 27 2005, 06:58 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
Me: OH GOD SORRY IF I'M CRANKY, IT'S JUST I AM PMSING
Boy: Oh it's so sure nice to hear that you;re bleeding on your vagina |
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Oct 27 2005, 07:09 PM
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um....
guy:my boobs are negative A cups. me:...good for your sweetie. |
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Oct 27 2005, 08:11 PM
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"Girls fart?"
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Oct 27 2005, 08:15 PM
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a guy asked my friend and i:
"what's a tampon?" it's not stupid. well, a guy just wants to know. but i mean.. we didn't explain it to him. we just went, "uhhh err.. oops! the bell! gotta go."  [/size]
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Oct 27 2005, 11:37 PM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
"Grow boobs."
And he said it like five times in a row. -.- |
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Oct 28 2005, 12:58 AM
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me: OW! SHIT! PAPERCUT!
Him: Aww. Do you want me to kiss your little boo-boo for you? me: *walks away*Well, that's the most meaningful & STRANGEST thing a guy has ever said to me, considering he was my crush. |
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Oct 28 2005, 01:11 AM
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QUOTE(hiromi @ Oct 27 2005, 4:37 PM) "Can girls masturbate with a tampon?" Haha... my best friend asked me that in Junior High. I just looked at him like he was an idiot... I think he got the picture. |
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Oct 28 2005, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(mzkandi @ Oct 26 2005, 8:51 PM) Guy: "I am sexually attracted to my mother" Me : WTF..... Okay, that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard from a guy..and I didn't even hear it. |
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Oct 28 2005, 05:40 AM
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^ Definitly new one from today, "WIll you allow us to make you our spork queen?" -_-' I'm a bit disturbed by that one.
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